Arsenal

[Shoes]

Wait. No Song, no Frimpong... what the fuck are we going to do?

[Rocafella]

Well the sending off comes as no surprise. No defenders left to bring on either. A draw is going to be the best we can hope for now, just as were on top.

[Jonathan_Kerr]

I get it now. It's all an elaborate ruse by the players to force Arsene to spend. All defenders getting injured, then other players getting sent off and banned for three weeks - he'll HAVE to bring in new recruits.

[SeanR]

I don't want to...

oh.

[humdrum]

Fucking simple offside not given! What can you do!

[Jonathan_Kerr]

Off. Fucking. Side.

Technology would solve this shit.

[Shoes]

Ramsey has had a right poo-poo party.

[arokib666]

omg, we are beyond a joke

[The Fox]

What can you do, it was a close call and the linesman got it wrong.

[SeanR]

Well the sending off comes as no surprise. No defenders left to bring on either. A draw is going to be the best we can hope for now, just as were on top.

he'll throw on bendtner to win single-handed.

[DC Lemon]

An own goal and an own assist and an offside. You've got to love that, even as a Gooner, you've got to laugh.

[The Fox]

Thanks Theo. Another great performance, you fucking drip.

[SeanR]

Wait. No Song, no Frimpong... what the fuck are we going to do?

the conga?

[The Grand Pursuivant]

I don't know if I can watch any more of this.

[Silent Runner]

Theo, Ramsey, arshavin all had shocking games.

[SeanR]

ffffuuuu

it's JUST cramp, right?

[the_debaser]

Theo usually has about 2 good games a season. He's just not good enough for one of the big clubs.

[mop]

Oh god now I'll have to listen to that insipid smug cunt redknapp. I'd honestly rather listen to the death rattle of my first born. Literally.

[Shoes]

Jesus.

[SeanR]

...

[humdrum]

Liverpools best players have been the ref and Lino. Not bad considering they spunked what 100 million this summer.

[humdrum]

How was that not a foul on van persie! The officials have been a disgrace!!

[SMD]

Unlucky guys, nothing you didn't know there - complete lack of squad depth killed you there. Surely you need signings now?

[Rocafella]

The United game should be fun.

Edit: Season summary: 3 Suspensions, zero goals

[Dude Ranch]

There you go chaps. Injuries. Rubbish. Bollocks. This is absolutely no surprise to anyone. Is it? Who's the biggest optimist in here? Stand up and be counted, tell us how it will all be OK. It's a mess in a million ways.

[The Grand Pursuivant]

There you go chaps. Injuries. Rubbish. Bollocks. This is absolutely no surprise to anyone. Is it? Who's the biggest optimist in here? Stand up and be counted, tell us how it will all be OK. It's a mess in a million ways.

We still have optimists?

[The Fox]

carlito seems to have gone AWOL so

[Dude Ranch]

We still have optimists?

We don't, no. Only the terminally thick could pull hope from this load of shite. Robin van Persie should be playing in a better team than this, just like Cesc and Nasri. Forget the injuries, bad as they are year after year after year after fucking year, we've been dreadfully mismanaged somewhere along the line.

According to Sky Sports this morning we're signing a 16 year old forward called Polo from, where? Peru? Persia? Timbuktu?

EDIT: Actually, aside from Theo and Arshavin it's harsh to be really angry with anyone today. Frimpong looked rightly sent off - we'd have said the same if it was against us - but still I think it was slightly unfortunate and he needs a word in his ear certainly. Apart from that we're so weak for one reason or another and you can't hold that against individuals, there were some OK performances. Ramsey was disappointing but he needs someone alongside him. It's too much for him otherwise, he tries to do too much IMO.

Nasri to City has broken down, has it? United or Chelsea then. He's too good for us.

[mop]

Shit is fucked but I don't want to be hearing shit about a player being too good for us. Fuck that noise. We believe that and we shouldn't be surprised no one has signed for us.

Anywany, light a match, dark days ahead.

[SeanR]

We still have optimists?

optometrists?