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wev

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I'd have thought Arteta was enough "sexy dreamboat" for any team

Surely Arteta and Del Piero in the same team would result in the ovaries of every single female Arsenal fan exploding all at the same time?

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BlinkyBear

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After years of Keown and Ray Parlour I think they are long overdue for some eye candy.

Maybe not in his playing days, but Keown is a handsome man these days. Tailored suits, sleek hair, designer stubble and a manly gruffness and knowing confidence in his punditry. He's really developed. *swoon*

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Daley

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Fair enough, each to their own. I always thought Dennis was bit of a hottie on the quiet.

Just imagine what this thread would have been like now if we finished 4th or worse 5th. Instead we can discuss what Arsenal players we had secret crushes on.

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Art Vandelay

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The second best thing about us finishing 3rd is that we can look back at our leisure over the last 20 pages of fretting about what a disastrous summer this would have been, what with losing players, not being able to sign anyone, worrying yourself sick over the Champions League final, qualifying for the bloody thing and just a general sense of uncertainty and know that that's what Spurs have to look forward to.

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BlinkyBear

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You'd have to be pretty hard up to consider Keown for a man crush. At least you could admire Ray's hair shimmering in the sun.

Have a word:

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That is all man. Woof.

Also, of the current crop Rambo is a very good looking fella, but RvP and Jenks deserve more props. Theo is too Mini-New Jack Swing for my liking.

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Art Vandelay

Art Vandelay

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I wonder what went on today with this cosy little brunch then. I really hope they laid down the law a bit, I'm not having another cock up like the Fabregas saga again. I mean, old Robin obviously knows what he wants to do, so just fill us in mate. Sign up, or somewhat harshly perhaps, if you don't fancy it, piss off so we can sort something out before we get going again. We can't have a start to the season like the last one.

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Daley

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It's to promote the Junior Gunners sleep on the pitch thing which is this Saturday. Which my little girl won a place on. :D

What do you mean it's no adults? Bullshit!

I renewed my season ticket today. I'm in for another year of pain and pleasure.

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wev

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You could always say you originate from one of the French African colonies and that despite looking like you're in your 30s (for example), you're actually only 10. It seemed to work for Kanu, Amokachi, Babayaro and most of the rest of that Olympic winning team in 1996

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