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The last episode banged on and on about how the doctor shouldn't prejudge Pink for being a soldier or dismiss him as a P.E. teacher - but in Pink's very first scene (in episode 2) he was introduced teaching P.E. - teaching special soldier themed P.E. - with everyone in specially printed soldier themed P.E. kit. Did he print these himself or did he turn up on his first day and get roped into this? Why didn't have a tantrum and spout his you're all so judgemental 'army soldier! be the best!' bollocks then?

He wasn't teaching PE.

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We now return to our irregularly scheduled programming...

A Christmas Carol

(Blog has pictures)

Once upon a time, Doctor Who was a science fiction show. Oh, it was never a dryly accurate thesis on the mechanics of time travel, but nowadays (and particularly around Christmas), Doctor Who becomes little more than fairytale magic. With A Christmas Carol, any semblance of scientific plausibility went out of the window the moment a flying shark came in through it.

[Picture: G'day, my name's Bruce.]

I recall enjoying this episode when it was first shown, and even thinking it was the best Christmas special they'd yet done. Well, it's certainly the most Christmassy, but it hasn't held up very well on a second viewing. In fact, I was distinctly bored for much of the second half. Around the time when the Doctor visits Scroo-... er... Kazran as a boy, the plot loses any sense of urgency and lumbers along for twenty minutes or so, while the young lad develops a relationship with Abigail, the least-developed character ever, who does little more than come out of a box every so often and sing to some fish.

[Picture: Young Kazran takes the Doctor to the freezer vault.]

On the plus side, the story is occasionally rather clever and, frankly, makes me wonder why it took five years before A Christmas Carol was adapted for Doctor Who. The moment when the Doctor appears in the video that Kazran made as a boy is sheer genius, as is later using his present (old) self as the boy's "Christmas future". Michael Gambon is naturally rather good as Kazran (and his bearded father), and a pleasure to watch even though the character is thinly-written. The love story doesn't have much substance but it's nevertheless heartwarming.

[Picture: One last day together because Abigail has a meticulously punctual terminal illness that doesn't manifest itself physically in any way whatsoever.]

The Doctor's plan is as contrived as the situation itself, but his goal is as noble as ever and he shows how he can see the good in everybody, even seemingly 'evil' people. But, my goodness, he doesn't half ramble on, blurting out technobabble, talking to himself and spewing out as many words per minute as somebody hearing pips on a payphone. I've never really had a problem with Matt Smith before but he starts to grate here. Gillan and Darvill, meanwhile, are practically guest stars for all the screen time they get.

[Picture: The visual design of the episode is excellent. A little bit Dickensian London, a little bit steampunk.]

This may be a retelling of Dickens classic, but it doesn't have half as good pacing or structure. I was probably more forgiving of its shortcomings at Christmas, but it's far too early for that right now. Bah, humbug!

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This is pretty bad. Too much happening, too unbelievable, too frantic, too much plot contrivence and just not really interesting as a result.

Somewhat robbed by the fact I watched Fires of Pompeii the other day which disagrees with much of the premise.

Great idea Clara! A decision to make together, but only half the world can tell you.

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This is pretty bad. Too much happening, too unbelievable, too frantic, too much plot contrivence and just not really interesting as a result.

Somewhat robbed by the fact I watched Fires of Pompeii the other day which disagrees with much of the premise.

Great idea Clara! A decision to make together, but only half the world can tell you.

The actual plot points were quite interesting, I thought it was going to lean into the abortion debate for a while! But as per usual too much was crammed into too little time. And the "whoops better throw in some action" slo-mo jog down a short corridor was proper cringe.

I liked some things about it though, not a total disaster.

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The premise was actually pretty good, people faced with a big choice that The Doctor wouldn't or couldn't solve for them. Unfortunately they went with the Moon is an egg, which is so nonsensical that it undercut the whole thing. You can't have quasi scientific discussion about impacts etc when you've just made the moon an egg with the mass of Earth. A large asteroid or craft heading for Earth would have done precisely the same role without violating all sense.

Needed a similar but less silly premise, and needed to either be a two partner or pared down to focus on the key choice.

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I thought it was a very interesting episode. With the realisation that the moon was in fact, a giant and mostly harmless egg, humanity as a whole was inspired to get back out into space and spread through the universe. I think Clara was right to feel hurt and let down by the doctor though.

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