Hello Goaty ♥ Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Heartbreak Ridge is comedy gold " First, i'm gonna carve me some Faggot Wings! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dork Knight Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 He looks the part It's kicking off already - Rummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 "smooth as a prom queens thighs" "you get that contraband stogie out of my face or i'll stick so far up your ass you'll stick a match up your nose to light it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dork Knight Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 I want a pair of them there sunglasses that Mario's wearing on stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello Goaty ♥ Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 this was one of clint's last films where he was buff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Is Van Peeble that black guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dork Knight Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 Is Van Peeble that black guy? Yeah - He was in Highlander III with that nose ring thing going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Yeah - He was in Highlander III with that nose ring thing going on. There can be only one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dork Knight Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal and I need a plaster for my fingure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamrantaz Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Quickest thread to 3 pages evah? who needs DVD commentaries when you have online commentaries Its the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Lol, this Eastwood film is classic one liner material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 JOHN! im not going to shoot you between the eyes, IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU BETWEEN THE BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!11111 The amount of times I've said that... Bennett is like Freddie Mercury but with reverse-AIDS, that bulk him up rather than wasting him away. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamrantaz Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 yeah he's like the guy that nicked all of freddy mercury's lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarloOos Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Commando body count : 146 people are shot, blown up, stabbed, scalped, dropped off cliffs and mutilated. You might be thinking that the number I'm quoting is a little low. What you are not realizing is that fully 138 of those onscreen deaths happen during a four-minute time frame. Without doubt the bloodiest four minutes in the history of film. Still, it's no... 'I don't have time to bleed!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarhkFox Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I was gonna watch it but feel asleep 20 mins before it was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanR Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 There can be only one! There should only have BEEN one... film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dino_jr Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 This review.....Clicky Sums up perfectly how great this film is! Slightly off topic, but that site highlights the quality of Chuck Norris film covers. Witness... And my personal favourite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.miffed Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I fucking love chuck norris, "the octagon" is ammmmmazzzing! OT, "So you got do what we say, Right?" "WROONG!" *bang* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shock33 Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Most quoteable movie ever? Transformers: The Movie takes that biscuit in my mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Renegade Ulala Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Someone else has already quoted this bit: '146 people are shot, blown up, stabbed, scalped, dropped off cliffs and mutilated. You might be thinking that the number I'm quoting is a little low. What you are not realizing is that fully 138 of those onscreen deaths happen during a four-minute time frame. Without doubt the bloodiest four minutes in the history of film. Easily trumping the finale of even Death Wish 3. In one particularly noteworthy sequence, Schwarzenegger's character John Matrix manages to commit five murders using a pitchfork, an axe, a machete and two circular saw blades--all within the span of twenty seconds! He even kills two guys with one bullet. If the purpose of a film is solely to entertain, then no movie has anything on Commando.' 100% truth right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venice Cull Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I was watching it last night for the first time since the 80's and was quite shocked at some of the cold bloodedness of it all. They certainly don't let modern action heros carry out such brutal assults like they did 'back in the day'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.miffed Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I was watching it last night for the first time since the 80's and was quite shocked at some of the cold bloodedness of it all. They certainly don't let modern action heros carry out such brutal assults like they did 'back in the day'. Mores the pity, the rebirth of cinema has killed the modern action movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarloOos Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 And why are all modern action heroes skinny as fuck? Will Smith? Keanu Reeves? Please, back in their prime Arnlod, Stallone, Norris, Bronson, 'The Dolph' could have ripped your fucking arms off. I miss that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM47 Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Pure 100% unadulterated homo-eroticism. "Come on Bennett...lets par-dee!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFly Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popo Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Hahaha, the last fight scene between Matrix and Bennet had us in stiches. The guy who played Bennet was ill-advised to have attempted the scitzophrenic angle, those faces were comedy GOLD And god, EVERY scene with Sully was tremendous. "But what you do have to worry about is gravity!" "Sully, remember when I said Id kill you last? I LIED!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.miffed Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Sully is amazing! "You.fucking.whore" I love it when he says too that guy that he's "hunting slash". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Renegade Ulala Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 The thing that sticks out most is that in the last 10 minutes, Arnie goes from action hero to demigod. Outnumbered 140-1, he just plows through an entire army base like a tornado through a haystack. Grenades barely scratch him, gunshot wounds barely slow him down. The icing on the cake is the final act of violence - ripping a pipe off a wall and throwing it with not only enough force to penetrate Bennet's body but to fly right though him and pierce the boiler behind him. Screw the Havoc physics engine, I want a game with a Commando physics engine. Special mention to the amazing 'Bennet gets electrocuted' bit - instead of killing him, he merely becomes stronger than ever. Incredible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vemsie Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Cheers guys. I feel shitty right now but reading this thread makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilly Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Commando is a brilliant action movie. I first saw it soon after release. I bought a copy from Play for £5.99 2 weeks ago, but it's cut out loads of bits - in the plane bit where he breaks that guy's neck was missing, Cook landing on tha spike has been cut, etc. Bloody annoyed me that did! I can't believe they left so many mistakes in the film though.... - Dropping Matrix off at the airport, Bennet's window is up when Matrix says "I'll be back", then immediately being down when Bennet replies "John, I'll be waiting John." - The damaged, then pristine Porsche. - The wire holding up Sully, plus Sully in some bits actually being a dummy in the "this is my weak arm" scene. - The soldiers that are clearly toy soldiers when Matrix uses claymores to blow up the army base buildings. - the springboards when Matrix is taking on the army and throwing grenades at them. - The army soldiers being reused several times. Have I missed any?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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