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Captain Crunch, December 16, 2004 in Online
that be the jaguar
I know. I was just making with the funnies.
It's nice, but as you say it's not a patch on the Wolf - looks-wise, at least.
Great fun to fly in and with Rifters again last night (+ your Jag), after wallowing around in that Cyclone for a while just bashing everything from a distance with 720mm artillery (or missing, bashing, missing, missing, bashing, missing, in my case). Good game.
That gang is nuts. NUTS.
Please excuse the size . . .
Take that Angel cartel!
Nice looking station.
This rock reminds me of a Feast ice cream
Bring ya sun tan lotion.
So I've just reactivated my account after playing it for a couple of weeks about a year ago!
I'm pootling around getting familiar with the interface again and checking the changes but I'm still in a rusty little Tormentor Frigate doing some mining and it's going pretty slow....What can I/should I be doing!
At the moment I'd just like to earn a bit of money to go exploring relatively safely...
If mining's too much of a grind to start off with, try doing some agent missions - especially the combat ones. And get Captain Crunch up there to send you an invite to the rllmuk channel - there'll be people on there who'll probably be able to help you out by ganging or whatever. I'm taking a tiny break at the mo, but if you're still on when I get back we can do a bit of mining or combat if you like - there'll be decent money/loot either way.
Hey Shock33 I've only been playing for 2weeks so if you wanna hook up with me we can do some missions or a level 2/10 complex. In game name is Jack starduster.
Gah, I've gotten sick of this now. Way too much hard work and flying around for an hour to get anywhere. Not my cup of tea, after the initial "ooo, new" feeling I had for it.
Actually, that's probably a good indication the game isn't really going to be your sort of thing. Sometimes there can be a bit too much flying around between systems, but most of the time you can just switch over to your web browser or whatever. Just check when you enter a system or arrive at a stargate that there's nothing nasty lurking there, and keep an ear out for, "Autopilot disabled."
Of course, if you go into more dangerous areas then you can't really do that, as you'll spend all your time worrying about somebody turning up in a bigger ship than your and blowing you out of the sky.
Edit: Oh, and you could always pass the time with us on the rllmuk channel.
No stamina!Actually, that's probably a good indication the game isn't really going to be your sort of thing. Sometimes there can be a bit too much flying around between systems, but most of the time you can just switch over to your web browser or whatever. Just check when you enter a system or arrive at a stargate that there's nothing nasty lurking there, and keep an ear out for, "Autopilot disabled."Of course, if you go into more dangerous areas then you can't really do that, as you'll spend all your time worrying about somebody turning up in a bigger ship than your and blowing you out of the sky.Edit: Oh, and you could always pass the time with us on the rllmuk channel.
Edit: Oh, and you could always pass the time with us on the rllmuk channel.
I know, I should really stick with it, but god, so much flying around doing nowt for half an hour...
It's weird, cos my mate, who has no patience at ALL with these sort of things, has dived headfirst into it and is now enjoying good ships and stuff, and isn't at all bothered by the whole long journey thing, yet I simply can't be arsed.
Same with WoW, I'm getting a big yawned out with that, too. Kill things, get reward, repeat, yawn.
I know, I should really stick with it, but god, so much flying around doing nowt for half an hour...It's weird, cos my mate, who has no patience at ALL with these sort of things, has dived headfirst into it and is now enjoying good ships and stuff, and isn't at all bothered by the whole long journey thing, yet I simply can't be arsed.Same with WoW, I'm getting a big yawned out with that, too. Kill things, get reward, repeat, yawn.
Same with WoW, I'm getting a big yawned out with that, too. Kill things, get reward, repeat, yawn.
I've been playing EVE for over a year now, still enjoying it greatly.
Best thing i ever did was to join a PVP corp. Joining a corp is the first thing you should do really. Providing you pick a good corp they will help you with new ships, tell you what skills you nee to train and where and where not to fly. Mining, Pirate PVP, Agent mission corps. The list is endless.
Me and Gorf were messing around taking some screenshots. Thought maybe more people would be tempted to start playing.
A tribute to Amarr greatness
Join EVE its great!!
Taking a long break from this still training my skills but that's about it. Got pretty much burned out by all the pvp witch was all i did for over a year.
A quick glance at the Eve-online forums is enough to say that nothing has really changed all that much. and tbh I'm not to tempted to come back
Screw the forum , screw the poletics.
Doing the lone gunman thing can be pretty funny.
Oh I know. When I think back to the times of yore (summer of 2003 that is), I can't understand how I could then stand flying around in a cruiser with nothing but an AB for extra propulsion.
Get yourself into a corp with *cough* an extensive collection of insta-jump book marks and suddenly you can get from one edge of the Empire to another in no time at all.
My Ishtar and an ex-corp mates Sacrilege:
.... wish I could actually afford to fly the damn Deimos in PvP
Heh, you dont know anyone with a Deimos BPO for sale do you?
Know what you mean about the speed thing. Going from 140ms TOPS in a geddon to over 3250 in mwd Malediction was scary the first time I did it! Kept flying past the target and had to nip back and orbit it
I get to use my micro warp drive tonight B)
Oh and I joined my first corp last night run by some commie scumbag who has more enemies than members
heh, heres the chat log from last night
[ 2005.02.27 03:17:26 ] Skillz > You two, clear out of here or risk a corp war
[ 2005.02.27 03:19:03 ] Slaveabuser > wait, am I supposed to be scared?
[ 2005.02.27 03:19:19 ] Skillz > And since I'm an anti-communist IRL I'd love to be the 'reaction' that wastes communist shits ingamge
[ 2005.02.27 03:19:27 ] Slaveabuser > great
[ 2005.02.27 03:19:35 ] Skillz > ok, war it is
[ 2005.02.27 03:19:38 ] Slaveabuser > great
[ 2005.02.27 03:19:40 ] Skillz > takes 48 hours
[ 2005.02.27 03:19:46 ] Slaveabuser > you dont say
[ 2005.02.27 03:20:01 ] Skillz > it's the game mechanics
[ 2005.02.27 03:20:06 ] Slaveabuser > wow
[ 2005.02.27 03:20:09 ] Slaveabuser > you know so much
[ 2005.02.27 03:20:31 ] Skillz > they're like natural laws, you know, the things you don't belive it
[ 2005.02.27 03:20:45 ] Slaveabuser > wow, there is know limit to your knowledge
[ 2005.02.27 03:21:51 ] Skillz > Tell you what, communism is like gangster rule and since we're not some dumb shit Ukrainian farmers, we'd just have to kill you
[ 2005.02.27 03:22:05 ] Slaveabuser > sweet
[ 2005.02.27 03:22:17 ] Slaveabuser > you the man
[ 2005.02.27 03:22:55 ] Skillz > You go read Stalin's books (oh, he never wrote any)
[ 2005.02.27 03:23:20 ] Slaveabuser > Reading is fun, you should learn it
[ 2005.02.27 03:24:06 ] Skillz > 48 hours, our war aginst your filth will be a service to mankind and unalienable rights
[ 2005.02.27 03:24:18 ] Slaveabuser > man, you are so tough
[ 2005.02.27 03:24:23 ] Slaveabuser > I whish I was like you
[ 2005.02.27 03:24:45 ] Skillz > yes, and now you can sosi zalopa
[ 2005.02.27 03:24:51 ] Slaveabuser > yeah
[ 2005.02.27 03:27:45 ] Skillz > btw, how does it feel to be responsible for the deaths of 400 million innocent people?
[ 2005.02.27 03:27:58 ] Slaveabuser > pretty good
[ 2005.02.27 03:28:46 ] Skillz > I bet you do, but you'd also whine when people calls you to what you really stand for
[ 2005.02.27 03:29:02 ] Slaveabuser > I have whined ?
[ 2005.02.27 03:29:32 ] Skillz > I don't give a shit, you'll have a corp war in 48 hours
[ 2005.02.27 03:29:56 ] Slaveabuser > cool
[ 2005.02.27 03:30:16 ] Slaveabuser > presenting arguements really isnt your strong side is it?
[ 2005.02.27 03:30:30 ] Skillz > spelling?
[ 2005.02.27 03:30:46 ] Slaveabuser > no, im talking about backing up your claims
[ 2005.02.27 03:31:21 ] Skillz > well, I don't believe in starving 60 million ukrainians just so you can sell 'state property' which wasen't
[ 2005.02.27 03:31:43 ] Slaveabuser > have I starved 60 million Ukrainians?
[ 2005.02.27 03:32:09 ] Skillz > you're just the scum of the earth, my only regret is that LeMay diden't got the oppertunity to nuke the shit out of you
[ 2005.02.27 03:32:55 ] Slaveabuser > whos "us"?
[ 2005.02.27 03:33:05 ] Slaveabuser > what country do I live in?
[ 2005.02.27 03:33:17 ] Skillz > do I care?
[ 2005.02.27 03:33:18 ] Slaveabuser > where does commies live?
[ 2005.02.27 03:33:29 ] Slaveabuser > you are just making a cock out of yourself
[ 2005.02.27 03:33:29 ] Skillz > btw, your avatar name says it all btw
[ 2005.02.27 03:33:58 ] Skillz > oh, typical communist shit tactic, don't stay on the topic
[ 2005.02.27 03:34:17 ] Slaveabuser > so....whats the topic then?
[ 2005.02.27 03:34:59 ] Skillz > the topic is that if my neigbour is a communist, I'd just walk over and shoot him dead, like they did in Indonesia
[ 2005.02.27 03:35:11 ] Slaveabuser > great
[ 2005.02.27 03:35:22 ] Slaveabuser > then why dont you be happy about it
[ 2005.02.27 03:35:24 ] Skillz > yes, they got potential
[ 2005.02.27 03:35:32 ] Skillz > I am
[ 2005.02.27 03:35:32 ] Slaveabuser > instead of acting like a 14 year old
[ 2005.02.27 03:36:14 ] Skillz > Communism is a disease, learn to deal with it
[ 2005.02.27 03:36:28 ] Slaveabuser > I think you are the one that needs to learn
[ 2005.02.27 03:36:39 ] Skillz > about what?
[ 2005.02.27 03:36:47 ] Skillz > collectivist bullshit?
[ 2005.02.27 03:36:47 ] Slaveabuser > about manners
[ 2005.02.27 03:37:02 ] Skillz > no, you do
[ 2005.02.27 03:37:07 ] Slaveabuser > I do?
[ 2005.02.27 03:37:13 ] Slaveabuser > Ive been rude?
[ 2005.02.27 03:37:19 ] Skillz > I take offense to your corp description
[ 2005.02.27 03:37:42 ] Slaveabuser > thats irrelevant to me
[ 2005.02.27 03:37:43 ] Skillz > it's the same thing to hail the 3rd german reich
[ 2005.02.27 03:37:49 ] Slaveabuser > so you say
[ 2005.02.27 03:38:08 ] Skillz > yes, I say
[ 2005.02.27 03:38:33 ] Slaveabuser > maybe you would want a war too?
[ 2005.02.27 03:39:03 ] Skillz > in five years, we'll invade Cuba and for your information, we're going to shoot all communist scum
[ 2005.02.27 03:39:21 ] Slaveabuser > so now im cuban?
[ 2005.02.27 03:39:38 ] Skillz > no but will start with Cuba
[ 2005.02.27 03:39:43 ] Skillz > then N. Korea
[ 2005.02.27 03:39:53 ] Slaveabuser > who are "we"?
[ 2005.02.27 03:40:09 ] Skillz > the US Government and people
[ 2005.02.27 03:40:23 ] Slaveabuser > ohh great, one of thoose
[ 2005.02.27 03:40:29 ] Slaveabuser > *shakes head*
[ 2005.02.27 03:41:00 ] Skillz > so go and smoke some opium and read Che, ok
[ 2005.02.27 03:41:42 ] Cyperinn > wts 4 24.2% Cargo Expanders
[ 2005.02.27 03:41:43 ] Slaveabuser > your insults bore me
[ 2005.02.27 03:41:47 ] Skillz > I'm sorry but we're fed up with your shit, ok
[ 2005.02.27 03:42:25 ] Slaveabuser > and the shit you present is any better?
[ 2005.02.27 03:42:39 ] Skillz > Far better
[ 2005.02.27 03:42:51 ] Slaveabuser > and what is it you offer?
[ 2005.02.27 03:42:53 ] Skillz > reality proves it
[ 2005.02.27 03:43:00 ] Slaveabuser > really?
[ 2005.02.27 03:43:05 ] Skillz > yes
[ 2005.02.27 03:43:12 ] Slaveabuser > good for you
[ 2005.02.27 03:44:13 ] Skillz > so you can go and abuse some slaves slaveabuser, that's people who'd believe in your shit and they should all die, mmk
[ 2005.02.27 03:44:39 ] Slaveabuser > wow, another gold post
[ 2005.02.27 03:44:47 ] Skillz > aye
[ 2005.02.27 03:45:04 ] Skillz > consult your Lenin books about that
[ 2005.02.27 03:45:34 ] Slaveabuser > I think you are thinking about Karl Marx
[ 2005.02.27 03:45:56 ] Kurvitsa > Silence communist swine
[ 2005.02.27 03:46:05 ] Slaveabuser > ohhh no
[ 2005.02.27 03:46:16 ] Slaveabuser > its beavis
[ 2005.02.27 03:46:43 ] Kurvitsa > our only mistake in Czekoslovakia was that we should just have killed you
[ 2005.02.27 03:47:03 ] Kurvitsa > then we woulden't have had to live for 41 years of tyrrany
[ 2005.02.27 03:47:08 ] Slaveabuser > so now I live in Czekoslovakia?
[ 2005.02.27 03:47:19 ] Kurvitsa > no, my parents did
[ 2005.02.27 03:47:33 ] Slaveabuser > and how is that any of my concern?
[ 2005.02.27 03:47:50 ] Kurvitsa > it's not, I just think you're a swhine
[ 2005.02.27 03:48:18 ] Slaveabuser > makybe you should try some anger managment
[ 2005.02.27 03:48:21 ] Kurvitsa > you come with your bio and think that's cool or something
[ 2005.02.27 03:48:22 ] Slaveabuser > maybe*'
[ 2005.02.27 03:48:35 ] Slaveabuser > yes , actually I do
[ 2005.02.27 03:48:53 ] Kurvitsa > perhaps you should come to America and preach your crap in a rural texas town
[ 2005.02.27 03:49:00 ] Slaveabuser > yeah
[ 2005.02.27 03:49:13 ] Slaveabuser > because you got freedom of speach right?
[ 2005.02.27 03:49:14 ] Kurvitsa > I'll pay your ticket
[ 2005.02.27 03:49:19 ] Slaveabuser > great
[ 2005.02.27 03:49:36 ] Slaveabuser > will you and your hillbilly friends great me?
[ 2005.02.27 03:50:00 ] Kurvitsa > All power originates from the people (Federalist paper No. 46) and you're an enemy of that
[ 2005.02.27 03:50:12 ] Kurvitsa > We shoot our enemies
[ 2005.02.27 03:50:20 ] Slaveabuser > good for you
[ 2005.02.27 03:50:26 ] Kurvitsa > yes, it is
[ 2005.02.27 03:50:34 ] Slaveabuser > you are just as tough as you boyfriend
[ 2005.02.27 03:50:42 ] Slaveabuser > why has he become silent btw?
[ 2005.02.27 03:50:54 ] Kurvitsa > he's taking a piss
[ 2005.02.27 03:51:03 ] Kurvitsa > prolly thinking about you
[ 2005.02.27 03:51:11 ] Slaveabuser > how nice
[ 2005.02.27 03:51:18 ] Slaveabuser > whats a prolly?
[ 2005.02.27 03:51:34 ] Kurvitsa > propably
[ 2005.02.27 03:51:42 ] Kurvitsa > dumb communist shit
[ 2005.02.27 03:51:44 ] Slaveabuser > see, that wasnt so hard now was it?
[ 2005.02.27 03:52:44 ] Skillz > Why not move to North Korea, I mean, like to put the money with your mouth
[ 2005.02.27 03:53:05 ] Slaveabuser > you like to put the money with my mouth?
[ 2005.02.27 03:53:22 ] Skillz > yes, move to N. Korea
[ 2005.02.27 03:53:28 ] Slaveabuser > ok
[ 2005.02.27 03:53:47 ] Skillz > after all, you say you do believe in all this feudalistic bullshit
[ 2005.02.27 03:54:08 ] Slaveabuser > after all yes
[ 2005.02.27 03:54:28 ] Skillz > well, the N. Korea would be the ideal state
[ 2005.02.27 03:54:41 ] Slaveabuser > probably would
[ 2005.02.27 03:54:50 ] Skillz > don't go to PRC though, they'd laugh and throw you in jail, where you belong
[ 2005.02.27 03:54:59 ] Slaveabuser > they tought you about North Korea in school have they?
[ 2005.02.27 03:55:17 ] Slaveabuser > and you belong in a zoo
[ 2005.02.27 03:55:27 ] Slaveabuser > make that a circus
[ 2005.02.27 03:55:34 ] Skillz > I went to a private school, free of communist teacher associations
[ 2005.02.27 03:55:40 ] Slaveabuser > ohhhh
[ 2005.02.27 03:55:49 ] Slaveabuser > you should ask to get a refund
[ 2005.02.27 03:56:00 ] Slaveabuser > obviously they didnt do a good job with you
[ 2005.02.27 03:56:01 ] Skillz > but why not go to China and talk about Marxism
[ 2005.02.27 03:56:08 ] Slaveabuser > try it
[ 2005.02.27 03:56:16 ] Skillz > want to know what they'd do to you?
[ 2005.02.27 03:56:24 ] Slaveabuser > let me hear?
[ 2005.02.27 03:57:08 ] Skillz > They'd shoot you since you screwed China out of 60 years of development with Rockefeller sponsored shit
[ 2005.02.27 03:57:50 ] Slaveabuser > I screwed?
[ 2005.02.27 03:57:53 ] Skillz > if you don't believe that, just go to Shanghai and say you're a Marxist
[ 2005.02.27 03:58:02 ] Slaveabuser > I never been to China, how can I screw them?
[ 2005.02.27 03:58:17 ] Skillz > You're ideology did
[ 2005.02.27 03:58:24 ] Skillz > *You'r
[ 2005.02.27 03:59:04 ] Slaveabuser > and what are your ideology?
[ 2005.02.27 03:59:13 ] Skillz > Man, you could even go to Northen Viet Nam and say you're a Marxist, you woulden't get out alive
[ 2005.02.27 03:59:24 ] Slaveabuser > sounds like you have ben there
[ 2005.02.27 03:59:29 ] Slaveabuser > been*
[ 2005.02.27 03:59:33 ] Skillz > Yes, I have
[ 2005.02.27 03:59:38 ] Slaveabuser > how nice
[ 2005.02.27 03:59:49 ] Slaveabuser > they loved you long time?
[ 2005.02.27 04:00:00 ] Skillz > yes, actually
[ 2005.02.27 04:00:12 ] Slaveabuser > nice
[ 2005.02.27 04:00:17 ] Skillz > yes
[ 2005.02.27 04:00:43 ] Skillz > but you go there yourself and present the same shit as your corp info and then you can have fun as well
[ 2005.02.27 04:00:54 ] Slaveabuser > yeah
[ 2005.02.27 04:01:22 ] Skillz > but I'll give you a reply to your question
[ 2005.02.27 04:01:33 ] Slaveabuser > please do
[ 2005.02.27 04:02:08 ] Skillz > I do not think that the state has any over riding goal for 'humainity' I think it's should be an objective arbitrator and that's it, that's all
[ 2005.02.27 04:02:43 ] Slaveabuser > whats humainity?
[ 2005.02.27 04:02:47 ] Skillz > a servant of the people
[ 2005.02.27 04:02:53 ] Slaveabuser > they tough you that at that private school?
[ 2005.02.27 04:03:25 ] Skillz > no, actually not, did they teach you your shit in a public school?
[ 2005.02.27 04:03:34 ] Slaveabuser > yes
[ 2005.02.27 04:03:39 ] Slaveabuser > they did
[ 2005.02.27 04:04:00 ] Skillz > how nice for you then, what are you going to do now?
[ 2005.02.27 04:04:32 ] Slaveabuser > you mean besides from fearing the horrible war that will destroy me in 48 hours?
[ 2005.02.27 04:04:47 ] Skillz > bah, you're a 1 man corp
[ 2005.02.27 04:04:54 ] Slaveabuser > indeed I eam
[ 2005.02.27 04:05:00 ] Skillz > I could tank the sentries with your right now
[ 2005.02.27 04:05:01 ] Slaveabuser > I am*
[ 2005.02.27 04:05:08 ] Slaveabuser > really?
[ 2005.02.27 04:05:13 ] Skillz > yes, really
[ 2005.02.27 04:05:17 ] Slaveabuser > you are very tough
[ 2005.02.27 04:05:46 ] Skillz > and you need to go to Russia, PRC and Viet Nam
[ 2005.02.27 04:05:54 ] Slaveabuser > will do
[ 2005.02.27 04:06:12 ] Skillz > they'll all love you so much so you'd never leave
[ 2005.02.27 04:06:31 ] Slaveabuser > they would no doubt yes
[ 2005.02.27 04:06:45 ] Skillz > want to know why?
[ 2005.02.27 04:07:00 ] Slaveabuser > no, but I have a fealing youre gonna tell me anynow
[ 2005.02.27 04:07:11 ] Skillz > no. I'm not
[ 2005.02.27 04:07:17 ] Slaveabuser > good
[ 2005.02.27 04:07:55 ] Skillz > Just go there and find out yourself rather than sitting and drinking red wine and think that you're ideology is more worth than a piece of shit
[ 2005.02.27 04:08:09 ] Skillz > Just go to China and try and apply
[ 2005.02.27 04:08:22 ] Slaveabuser > What makes you think im drinking red wine?
[ 2005.02.27 04:09:01 ] Skillz > Why don't you go and apply your communist ideology?
[ 2005.02.27 04:09:20 ] Slaveabuser > why would I want to do that when I can do it here?
[ 2005.02.27 04:09:31 ] Skillz > apart from big city cafés that are full of idiots anyways
[ 2005.02.27 04:09:59 ] Slaveabuser > something tells me you live out on the country side Jethro
[ 2005.02.27 04:10:59 ] Skillz > uuh, that's a very big negative but what annoys me the most is that you marxists do not have the same status as national socialists
[ 2005.02.27 04:11:42 ] Slaveabuser > I thought you were a national socialist?
[ 2005.02.27 04:11:45 ] Kurvitsa > Slave, just declare or admit you're an fucking idiot communist asshole
[ 2005.02.27 04:11:58 ] Slaveabuser > golden words from Beavis
[ 2005.02.27 04:11:59 ] Kurvitsa > end of discussion
[ 2005.02.27 04:12:21 ] Slaveabuser > you spendt all that time beeing silent just to come up with that remark?
[ 2005.02.27 04:12:28 ] Kurvitsa > bye
[ 2005.02.27 04:12:32 ] Slaveabuser > truly amazing
[ 2005.02.27 04:13:00 ] Kurvitsa > get a real job, ok
[ 2005.02.27 04:13:05 ] Kurvitsa > bye
[ 2005.02.27 04:13:11 ] Slaveabuser > I never said hello
[ 2005.02.27 04:14:05 ] Skillz > bye rofl
No wonder he got banned from the Eve-o forums ages ago... and that chat log would quite frankly get him banned in-game as well.
Mad Skillz indeed.
I love the bit about invading Cuba. What would they use as the justifcation? "We believe the Cubans had cigars of mass destruction which they were going to use to lower the air quality in Florida."
I liked that has was so...."passionate" about his convictions that im evil and intolerant.
I never thought about filing a petition , but now I will just for the fun of it.
Thanks for the tip.
6 lines, comedy gold:
[ 2005.02.27 04:06:12 ] Skillz > they'll all love you so much so you'd never leave[ 2005.02.27 04:06:31 ] Slaveabuser > they would no doubt yes[ 2005.02.27 04:06:45 ] Skillz > want to know why?[ 2005.02.27 04:07:00 ] Slaveabuser > no, but I have a fealing youre gonna tell me anynow[ 2005.02.27 04:07:11 ] Skillz > no. I'm not[ 2005.02.27 04:07:17 ] Slaveabuser > good
You still playing EVE Sean? I know you use to.
Number 1 is my EVE name everyone btw.
lol skillz, biggest retard in the game think he's swedish or something witch explains a lot
Aye, and now you can kill him too
it's pretty well known in eve that skillz dosent figth, he'll sit in and station/safespot and smack talk that's all he does
I'm just downloading this right now, gonna give it another shot. Any tips for beginners?
What should I be up to while I find my feet?
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