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Manny

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ERSE Magazine is quite good. Grim Fandango takes the cake though, with:

Glottis: We used to crawl on the ground like snakes. But now we soar, like eagles! EAGLES ON POGO STICKS!

That used to be my signature in the old forum. In fact, i think i might put it back since it's so damn great.

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Farley

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My wife got an odd letter from her "mum" in Animal Crossing. Something about ants and some other objects. Made us laugh.

Kapp'n's odd homo-erotic songs about cucumbers are funny as well as disturbing...

My animal crossing "mum" wrote me a letter asking why I lived with a load of dumb animals and wanting to know if they smelt, then wishing me all the best.

I could barely believe it. :(

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Space Renegade Ulala

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yeah, in the mission where you have to steal the rapper's rhyme book, you see madd dogg or whatever he's called playing on a console and hear him saying something like, 'Refractions messed up big time! Tanner you idiot!' or something.

and cute little vice city and manhunt toys in Zero's shop! Bless!

I liked the Carcer City Tourist Board ad as well but where's Starkweather? I thought he was gonna make a cameo, dammit!

I love the SA talk radio station's I Say/You Say. That evil Republican harpy is the wonderful, and a candidate for my future wife:

Caller: What do you think about diversity?

Mary: It makes me very nervous.

Naturally, it's all in the delivery.

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Jack

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It's wierd, I started playing it for the first time ever this last week and it's so amazingly brilliant. For unknown reasons it makes me laugh out loud all of the time.

Year 2 is by far the best part of the game. Rubacava! Gambling! Mystery! Glottis gets hammered!

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There's something that made me laugh in San Andreas.

Not wanting to give the joke away, as it's pretty subtle. (or at least I thought it was)

It's at the end sequence of the mission where your brother goes off to unite the families and you have to go shooting into the building to rescue him once the police burst in.

It involves a billboard.

It was probably very obvious thinking about it. But it made me laugh.

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joffocakes

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Papapishu!

heh.

I think Monkey Island 3 is under rated. It's still a great game, and very, very funny. Also, Guybrush talked almost exactly like I expected him to.

"How much for the diamond?"

"I'll only sell it for awful lot of money"

"I have a lot of money..."

"I'm sorry Mr Guybrush, I cannot sell it for anything less than an awful lot of money"

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Boutros

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heh.

I think Monkey Island 3 is under rated. It's still a great game, and very, very funny. Also, Guybrush talked almost exactly like I expected him to.

"How much for the diamond?"

"I'll only sell it for awful lot of money"

"I have a lot of money..."

"I'm sorry Mr Guybrush, I cannot sell it for anything less than an awful lot of money"

hehe, aces...

MI 3 was pretty good... although I didn't really like the comicbook-style.

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joffocakes

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This thread will end up filled with monkey island and Grim Fandango quotes if I don't apply some self control.

So; I loved all the little signs and logos in GTA 3, especially the security van's "Gruppe Sechs", and the little black iron fences in vice city that i assume are supposed to be a cock and balls. Yeah, I love my humour witty and refined like that.

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Rayn

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The Official winner of best joke is Monkey Island 3:

Voodoo lady asks Guybrush if he wants to see some of her photos. 4 options ranging from "WOW! That would be absolutely fab" to like "DEAR GOD NOOOOO WOMAN! " whichever one you pick he just says "maybe next time"

Welcome to the Forum, Mr "w0rsT niCk evAh"!

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Jairus

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San Andreas, K-Jah Radio

The rasta dj, something along the lines of:

"Science can explain a lotta tings man, but how does science explain levitation, teleportation, or GANGSTER!!!"

That last part had me spitting orange everywhere. To think I was riding a PCJ 600 through the docks at patty-shitting speed at the time he said that as well.

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Matt G

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San Andreas, K-Jah Radio

The rasta dj, something along the lines of:

"Science can explain a lotta tings man, but how does science explain levitation, teleportation, or GANGSTER!!!"

That last part had me spitting orange everywhere. To think I was riding a PCJ 600 through the docks at patty-shitting speed at the time he said that as well.

Nah, I think that's on Playback FM and he's talking about Gang Starr. Still funny though :ph34r:

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Jairus

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Nah, I think that's on Playback FM and he's talking about Gang Starr. Still funny though :ph34r:

Really? I could've sworn it was K-Jah.

Like I said, I was going very fast down the wrong lane of a very busy road on a fast motorcycle. It was funny.

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It's wierd, I started playing it for the first time ever this last week and it's so amazingly brilliant. For unknown reasons it makes me laugh out loud all of the time.

Any other games like this?

there's Lucasart's monkey island 4, but it's not worth your time. it's pretty damn terrible.

try looking for early old school lucasarts adventures.

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Qazimod

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Half-Life had some funny moments for me. It's probably just me though. Examples of moments that made me smile were when the headcrab was nailed by the auto-turret, and also this one moment where I was wandering around a room looking for any supplies when a scientist jumped through the window of the room (actually through the glass), rolled across the floor then stood up and politely said "Hello!" as if his behaviour was completely normal. Oh, and there's that bit where you press the button that sends a lift of scientists plummeting to their death. And there was also this brilliant moment where I went through a door and there were loads of soldiers who immediately peppered the vicinity with bullets. Barney however remained unfazed and charged right into what I thought was a certain deathtrap. After running back outside and listening, horrified, to the gun battle, I heard the shooting stop and then saw Barney casually walk back to me. I risked a glance inside: all of the soldiers - all carrying MP5s, remember, were in a bloody mess on the floor. Oh, and I also liked this one part where you meet some big flame-throwing thingy (in the demo) and hear Barney shout "Eat this you bastard!" before futilely shooting at the thing with his pistol.

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