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Near the end of today's episode did anybody catch the utterly surreal and inappropriate dance sequence that occurred in the 50's Cafe?

Shortly followed by some bint talking to a parrot. Hilarious

Edit: Topic edited as it has now morphed from 'weird moments' to general Neighbours discussion.

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Neighbours is the wickedness. Reasons for wickedness:

- The club scenes. Crap dancing, Jack acting like a prick & super blurry camera.

- Karl. Even when wet hes fucking wicked.

- Toadie. Same reasons.

- Valda calling Lou a Bar-Steward a couple of ep's back.

- They've started giving the episodes titles, the first one being "The Forbidden Kiss" last Monday.

I will certainly get back in time to see this tonight then. Did you see that scene with Lyn just after she had the baby and every came round and talked to her like she was the baby. It was very....odd.

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yeah i saw that dance too. I was like WTF are they doing - it was so out of place, and as if that would happen in a small fast food place. It's also kinda weird that they have started using that place again (Grease Monkeys).

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I know it's been pointed out so many times, but the stereotypes are great. The only Irishman is illiterate, the Italian is some Mafia type. It's great!

Also, please will someone photoshop Carl Kennedy so that he is wearing pimp's clothes and is looking especially amazing. Because, y'know, he has lots of sex and that.

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I know it's been pointed out so many times, but the stereotypes are great. The only Irishman is illiterate, the Italian is some Mafia type. It's great!

Also, please will someone photoshop Carl Kennedy so that he is wearing pimp's clothes and is looking especially amazing. Because, y'know, he has lots of sex and that.

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Near the end of today's episode did anybody catch the utterly surreal and inappropriate dance sequence that occurred in the 50's Cafe?

Shortly followed by some bint talking to a parrot.

Yes, I know talking about Neighbours is sad, but I'm doley scum at the moment and have nothing better to do between job hunting.

Well your Uni may have been a waste, but at least you got some girls, right.

Right? ;)

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Neighbours is the only show on t.v at the moment that I actually go out of my way to watch. It's total brilliance (except for Lyn Scully of course).

Recent Highlights...

- The fact that Jack, an ex-professional footballer least we forget (Barnsford United - They played my home town Colchester once!) never plays football, nor talks about football nor gets depressed that a life of stupid wealth was cruely snatched away from him.

-The Fact that Jack is clearly on pills in the club scenes.

- New Harold, post-stroke. He's calmed down a bit now but at the start he was the mad shit.

- Scott (sorry, I mean Stingray) coming out with Austrialianisms that I fear are made up but I hope are not. "Caketaker" and "Crock of Spikey" being personal faves.

- Life mechanics.

- Karl being a total legend in everything he does. Alan Fletcher who plays Karl enjoys clubbing and has been to Gatecrasher apparently. And he wrote an anti-war in Iraq song. Lets not forget Karl was in a band called "The Right Perscription". Geddit?

- Lou filpping out in the bush and turing into some kind of feral man.

- David Bishop, the best thing to happen to Erinsborourgh since Joe Scully.

- The recent addition of episode titles. "The Last Temptation of Jack" anyone?

Also, has anyone noticed that it is quite possible that Karl and Susan will be related shortly? Karl marries Izzy who's brother Max is marrying Stef who's Uncle Tom could marry Susan if God doesn't mind.

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Only a slightly less dubious note, Libby is looking great ATM.

Not that I've seen Neighbours for about a year but I refuse to believe that. Ever.

One of the first guys I met at uni had been travelling during his Gap Year and got off with that actress. Good party chat, if only for the self-mockery.

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neighbours, part utter crap part brilliance.

I sometimes really do question the sanity of the director/ scriptwriter. they can't go a week without doing something really stupid. like that dance, or all the night club stuff. does jack actually practise looking like an arse? who dances on their own? why? why?

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Sky is easily the finest neighbours bird ever, pure sex. Keep your Holly Valances and Kylies, Skys the one man except that girl Mack, shes nice she looks like on eof my freinds fromback home. But Stingray really must die hes such a cunt.

OMFG! Check this out: "Toadie and Connor pretend to be online “girlfriends” to make extra cash."

http://www.neighbours.com/australia_wednesday.html

Is the writer a closet rllmuker? dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn

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neighbours, part utter crap part brilliance.

I sometimes really do question the sanity of the director/ scriptwriter. they can't go a week without doing something really stupid. like that dance, or all the night club stuff. does jack actually practise looking like an arse? who dances on their own? why? why?

I've noticed that the loopy ones tend to be produced by Jovita O'Shaunessy.

Keep an eye out for her. Shes a cast iron guarantee of Neighbours quality.

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Neighbours is teh best.

I want a dvd boxset of every episode ever

That will be very very very expensive boxset it is over 2,500 program I think so say

10 program every disc for example X 250 disc. Let say 120 pounds for every year.

It could be about 1 grand to buy it.

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Did anyone see Channel 5s 50 greatest Soap Moments ever last night?

It had bouncers dream, which was the first time I ever saw it. Marvelous. Bouncer got married, they had kids, litle puppies running around... They had Madge on (can't remember the actress name) who was decryign the dream.

Also featured were Des cradling his dead wife Daphne and Kylie and Jason getting married.

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Did anyone see Channel 5s 50 greatest Soap Moments ever last night?

It had bouncers dream, which was the first time I ever saw it. Marvelous. Bouncer got married, they had kids, litle puppies running around... They had Madge on (can't remember the actress name) who was decryign the dream.

Also featured were Des cradling his dead wife Daphne and Kylie and Jason getting married.

That certainly was a rollercoaster episode.

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