Consolevania Type 4

[Guybrush]

You're making it up, man.

13!

NO WAY.

Lest not the one at the end.

[biglime]

You're making it up, man.

13!

NO WAY.

Lest not the one at the end.

Seriously.

Miss Louise is my 13 year old niece.

And Ms. Joanne is 13 too, but a few months younger. She's got great legs for a 13-year-old, I know. But still...

R.

[Guybrush]

She's got great legs for a 13-year-old, I know. But still...

No suprise that you liked Michigan then.

[biglime]

Nah.

We're just pulling your leg. They're not 13.

Thankfully.

R.

[Ludachrist]

Yeah- really 13. 14 in October.

So just forget about it. The show's not about lusting after girls- its about fucking me up the shitter.

R.

She is REALLY 13?

WHAT THE FUCK?

Must be all those scots porridge oats or some shit.

[Ludachrist]

Yeah, didn't really bother reading much of the thread before posting that. But oh well. One last time only:

OMFGWTF 13!?!?1/11111/?!/1//

[Lazychu]

Any word on a direct download yet?

Please?

Edit: Holy crap, I just started up Azureus for old times sake and it's now dling at over 60kb/s.

Whoever's seeding that well, thanks.

[Sng]

Well it would have been up right now but I stayed at my girlfriends last night so couldn't upload it. If you're all good I go home at lunch and start it then.

The trouble is, it's around 200MB so uploading that with my terrible ~128k up will take quite a while. If I start it at lunch then it could be ready around 6pm assuming it uploads OK.

[Strawp]

Nah.

We're just pulling your leg. They're not 13.

Thankfully.

R.

Phew!

'cos if they were I would have said "What, you were filming a 13 year old's arse?".

[fraggsta]

Any word on a direct download yet?

Please?

Edit: Holy crap, I just started up Azureus for old times sake and it's now dling at over 60kb/s.

Whoever's seeding that well, thanks.

Just use the torrent..go on. The more of us use it, the better the download speed is for all of us :big-fucking-winkie-smiley:

[zxcvbnm]

Until a direct download is provided you can stick it up your hairy brown hole.

I'm sitting here at work with a connection faster than a tramp after a fiver blowing down the road, yet can't instal torrent on the machine.

One day Alanis Morrissete will write a moping whinging song about this.

[Lazychu]

Just use the torrent..go on. The more of us use it, the better the download speed is for all of us :big-fucking-winkie-smiley:

Erm, I did in the end.

I'll leave it seeding later but my upload rate is a bag of shite (12-14k/s).

[daveodeth]

Poor Hitler.

[dodgygeeza]

Goddamn, can't get the download going. I've got the .torrent and keep trying to open it in azureus but it isn't downloading. The tracker status is always reported as "offline (torrent unauthorised)". I am muchos fazed by it's non-functionality

[TheSlugFormerlyKnownAsNap]

This morning it was at 99.5% with an download of 0.0 and an upload of 40Kb/s Hopefully it'll be in this afternoon.

Please leave torrents running after downloading...

[Bojangle]

My download finished around 3am in the morning, it's been left on since, and still is. Going at a steady 13kbs upload.

Another cracking episode lads. Return of Legend is great, good reviews, fit woman. What more do you want?

[Sng]

You all really should be talking about Ep4 in the Consolevania forum!

[TheSlugFormerlyKnownAsNap]

What more do you want?

How about a tips book?

[layten]

How about a tips book?

Sonic stickers and a Mario fridge magnet would be ace.

[Anastrophe]

I've been waiting 18hrs for the torrent and not a single byte - do you think it could be blocking the Middle East or something?

The tracker just says Offline (time out) - thank fuck Burnout 3 is working that's all I can say.

[El Stevo]

I've been waiting 18hrs for the torrent and not a single byte - do you think it could be blocking the Middle East or something?

The tracker just says Offline (time out) - thank fuck Burnout 3 is working that's all I can say.

I've been seeding with 25-30 up for the past 36 hours. Can people with a certain torrent program/client/thing only seed to people with the same one?

[M.M.S]

Great episode guys, keep up the good work!

Shame no Hitler this time, but Gracy is fucking hilarious!

[daveodeth]

Hitler was there, you're just not looking hard enough.

Edit: Happy now.... grumble mutter mutter.

[SeanR]

hitler was there, your just not looking hard enough.

you're

[layten]

you're

[daveodeth]

[slimbot]

That was the best Consolevania yet

SUCK DAT FAT MUSHROOM!

GON GIVE YOU LIFE!!!

[rllmuk]

tap tap tap is fantastic.

gradius review was spot on as well.

well done.

AMAZING

[Spacehost]

Brilliant stuff, and the first episode I've seen. Gacy, Miyamoto and Donald Dewar were all highlights. Legend was a bit... unnerving, tho.

[phillai]

Thank you for bringing me faith in video game shows!

You've showed the guys on TV how it really should be done.

I've not pissed my pants laughing at such piss funny jokes since, well, Gamesmaster!

One suggestion for you guys though. I loved the things at the end and maybe you could incorporate some funny out takes Jackie Chan style at the end of the show, perhaps?