Xbox Developer_Direct on the 25th of January

[Uzi]

I wonder how many of these people don't work there anymore

[ryodi]

I wonder if this has to be hastily edited to remove some of the staff that have been laid off.

[pledge]

5 games!

[thesnwmn]

5 big games!!!!!

[Strafe]

Xbox you’ve kept us waiting long enough already.

[footle]

Oh, and they’ve broken their promise.

[Strafe]

This is like a Ubisoft e3 stream.

[thesnwmn]

PvP details. Oh. Don't care.

[Strafe]

Kicking off with the mega graphics, I see.

[ilpostino]

I never realised the J in Mojang was a soft J. Not that I've ever said it out loud, mind.

[Popo]

Let’s get the rubbish stuff out of the way first, thanks. 

[Strafe]

If someone were threatening to shoot Microsoft, Microsoft would offer them some extra ammunition first.

[Hamus]

Some PvP game that looks dated.

 

Eesh. It will sell loads though.

 

Do we get to hear about Halo!

[Hamus]

Oh oh they could have done 

 

"Direct from the Devs"

 

And shown empty desks 😄

[Strafe]

Xbox’s seen so far: zero.

[Uzi]

Clearly they fired anyone who would have made this interesting

[layten]

Minecraft Legendzzzzzz.....

[footle]

1 minute ago, Hamus said:

Some PvP game that looks dated.

 

Eesh. It will sell loads though.

 

Do we get to hear about Halo!

it looks dated, becuase it’s the minecraft aesthetic, but depending on the number of players it actually looks quite different.

[layten]

Game Devs. Good at making games, shit at promoting them.

[Benny]

4 minutes ago, pledge said:

5 games!

 

That's more than the number of employees Microsoft didn't fire!

[Strafe]

“Sometime’s you’re like ‘I have no idea what they’re doing’” says some dude.

 

Same pal, same.

[Strafe]

I don’t think Aaron Keller’s ‘keep your expectations in check’ warning was enough.

[ilpostino]

Not for me, but I expect my daughter will love it.  Which means I'll end up playing it with her.

[footle]

Not on PS?

[Popo]

Eugh! Bailed on the YouTube stream and switch to Twitch, as usual. When will I learn?

[Boozy The Clown]

Everybody shut the fuck up its the moment I've been waiting 5 years for

[ilpostino]

Just now, footle said:

Not on PS?

 

The Minecraft thing? I think it is. Google seems to think so.

[thesnwmn]

I am so over "over X cars".

[thesnwmn]

Just now, Boozy The Clown said:

Everybody shut the fuck up its the moment I've been waiting 5 years for

 

And was the paint up to your expectations?

[Popo]

Forza looks incredible. Better than Forza 4, 5 and 6… combined! Brah!