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You know the ones, you see a thread entitled GTA Manchester or The Return Of F-Zero? and find it's just someone just wanting a new game in a series, no actual info. 

 

What would be your topic titles scientifically designed to draw people in only to completely dash their hopes?

 

I'll go first: 

Your uber-troll Discussion thread titles

 

 

 

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LaveDisco

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Thread title: Breath of The Wild -Nintendo’s new update finally fixes ‘biggest mistake’…  Weapon Breakage

 

And then it’s a fan hack that adds the Buster Sword from FFVII that one hits Gannon. 
 

Nevertheless the thread quickly becomes an argument between idiots and the enlightened. 

 

 

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Nick R

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On 04/01/2023 at 17:27, SeanR said:

PGR 5 announced

 

or

 

PGR 4 backwards compatibility.

 

(no question mark)

 

Thread title: Rumour - new Project Gotham in development!

 

Turns out to be an internal codename for the next Lego Batman game.

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Corranga

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On 04/01/2023 at 18:01, Fletch said:

OutRun 3 announced - Sumo to Develop. 

 

 

It was 2018 and it still hurts.

 

 

 

 

What would be your topic titles scientifically designed to draw people in only to completely dash their hopes?

My uncle works for Nintendo

 

 

 

 

 

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[Insert Bioware game here] {with the expectation that they make good games anymore and aren't a broken company where staff flee as soon when as they can find a way to extrude themselves from the golden handcuffs}

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23 minutes ago, Girth Certificate said:

any topic that starts 'we need to talk about' is designed just to troll me cos I'm not allowed to reply 'no we don't, cunt'

 

We need to talk about topics that start like that. ;) 

 

The best bits are when a topic (or tweet) "needs to talk about" something and there are 0 replies.

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Fletch

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2 hours ago, Corranga said:

 

It was 2018 and it still hurts.

 

 

 

 

What would be your topic titles scientifically designed to draw people in only to completely dash their hopes?

My uncle works for Nintendo

 

 

 

 

 


Ha I thought that pic looks like my old desk and it was, I complete forgot about that post. Is @Salsa Party Animal in charge of Sega yet? Reading through the thread @RubberJohnnywas doing his retro is shit spiel all the way back in 2018 so that take is officially retro now. 

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