World Cup Qatar 2022 - Desert Strike

[glb]

 

Less than three minutes to reveal shenanigans. Fucking hell, what a shambles.

[Stopharage]

Was it because the attacker was slightly behind the keeper? Don’t you need keeper and a defender in front of you or you’re offside? 

[Mars]

2 minutes ago, Harrisown said:

Qatar will win this game, they have fixed it.

They would, except they couldn’t score in a crack den with a roll of £50 notes. So expect a penalty in the 89th minute when an Ecuadorian ghost commits handball, or the keeper accidentally looks at a Budweiser advert.

[Harrisown]

Ive put 2 quid on Qatar to win, I’ll cash out when they go 1-0 up in the 42nd minute.

[Danster]

Penalty

 

[Mr Do 71]

They’ll score the penalty, then VAR will rule it out.

[Waggo]

Qatar keeper is useless.  Equador could thrash them by 5 or 6 here I reckon.

 

[Harrisown]

I told you not to make it obvious, give them a penalty and we’ll make it up in the second half.

[glb]

 

Fuck off Qatar.

[Mars]

I was expecting the ref to place a concrete orb on the spot then.

[layten]

var checking if a penalty can be given offside

[p b]

1 minute ago, Waggo said:

Qatar keeper is useless.  Equador could thrash them by 5 or 6 here I reckon.

 

 

Hope so, I've got a small bet on there being more than 3.5 goals...

[Stopharage]

Can’t the camera folk zoom in on a sad Emir and Infantino deep in conversation. “This is not what I paid for.”

[englishbob]

The penalty - the Qatar goalkeeper - he's tiny! Is he the smallest goalkeeper? The goal looked fookin' massive - no way he was going to stop it in any direction!

[deerokus]

Senegal and Netherlands should be racking up cricket scores against Qatar. Embarrassingly bad outfit.

 

Goalkeeper looks like a midfielder filling in after the keeper was sent off.

[JamesTW]

Catarrh keeper is competition winner

[englishbob]

1 minute ago, Stopharage said:

Can’t the camera folk zoom in on a sad Emir and Infantino deep in conversation. “This is not what I paid for.”

 

Suspect the views of the Qatar supporters will be kept at a minimum 

[Mars]

4 minutes ago, Stopharage said:

Can’t the camera folk zoom in on a sad Emir and Infantino deep in conversation. “This is not what I paid for.”

Infantino is actually running the VAR system for every Qatar game.

 

 

[Sidewaysbob]

I've seen better pub league games, as an advert for the beautiful game this is terrible. 

[Simmy]

Gone from being completely uninterested in this World Cup until about 30 minutes ago to putting the game on and now buzzing at the thought of international football for the next month

[Harrisown]

If you squint you can pretend your watching liverpool

[ryodi]

 

 

[Gabe]

It feels wrong that I'm sat watching this next to my Christmas tree (which I know in itself many will find wrong.)

 

Qatar being dreadful is doing nothing to increase my interest.

[Chewylegs]

4 minutes ago, Sidewaysbob said:

I've seen better pub league games, as an advert for the beautiful game this is terrible. 

Still probably more entertaining than England's 1-0 win over Iran tomorrow 

[neoELITE]

Fuck off Qatar.

[deerokus]

Quality of the home side is terrible but I'm definitely finding it entertaining, Ecuador are a fun side to watch.

[neoELITE]

4 minutes ago, Chewylegs said:

Still probably more entertaining than England's 1-0 win over Iran tomorrow 

 

We'll win 7-0. 

[glb]

What a header!

[PaB]

Just now, neoELITE said:

 

We'll win 7-0. 

[Simmy]

1 minute ago, deerokus said:

Quality of the home side is terrible but I'm definitely finding it entertaining, Ecuador are a fun side to watch.

 

Absolutely, really enjoying this.