World Cup Qatar 2022 - Desert Strike

[Superfamifreak]

30 minutes ago, Fierce Poodle said:

All well and good but let’s see him try that against Sunday League Barry.

 

First image that comes up if you Google search 'Sunday league Barry'.

 

I reckon he'd give one of these overpaid princesses a good clout in the first five minutes and they'd go running off to mummy.

 

[glb]

43 minutes ago, Superfamifreak said:

 

First image that comes up if you Google search 'Sunday league Barry'.

 

I reckon he'd give one of these overpaid princesses a good clout in the first five minutes and they'd go running off to mummy.

 

“Barry” would tear both his ACLs even trying to get near Messi. He’d end up looking like a pretzel.

[Hamus]

The second Barry image (that guy up there isn't even called Barry), links to a cracking article.

 

 

Barry Jeans and Freddy Penfold. Immaculate naming.

 

In Portsmouth Sunday League Division 4. FOUR.

 

Imagine cementing your mid table position in Portsmouth's Four tier Sunday League! What an achievement! Reported big time on Portsmouth.co.uk/sport.

 

Messi and Mbappe can only dream of it, the weak limbed nancy boys.

 

 

[Fry Crayola]

Barry Jeans and Freddy Penfold almost certainly are old schoolfriends of Bob Mortimer.

[g wings]

How can you not back France? Look at these shirts. A thing of beauty...

 

[Gotters]

Can't fathom why but apparently North Korean tv broadcast the South Korean team for the first time ever, their exciting round of 16 drubbing to Brazil

 

[Ork1927]

Messi breaks the record for most games played in the World Cup on Sunday after equalling it last night with Lothar Matthaus (25 games each).

 

Its going to be an intriguing final whatever happens tonight

 

Messi's last dance vs the first African team to reach the final or vs the defending champions (with Messi vs Mbappe golden boot as well).

[Gotters]

this view of that run with a dodgy hammy against supposedly one of the best defenders in the tournament is something else

 

 

[Loik V credern]

I guess everyone is being reminded of a similar angle of his Bilbao goal? 

 

 

...which actually to me looks less impressive than the stadium cam. That goal was impossible, the one last night seemed more inevitable. The way he precisely measures every movement in order to accelerate past.

[Hamus]

Morocco didn't hold out long.

 

I bet Barry would have cleared that.

[Fierce Poodle]

Moroccan defence all over the place.

[Naysonymous]

Cheap goal after five minutes and that might be that. 

[Hamus]

1 minute ago, Fierce Poodle said:

Moroccan defence all over the place.

 

The amount of defenders drawn to the ball in the box looked like a rubbish 2000's era football game.

 

This could get brutal now if they loose their heads.

[Fierce Poodle]

4 minutes ago, Hamus said:

Morocco didn't hold out long.

 

I bet Barry would have cleared that.

Barry would have snapped his legs in two.

[p b]

The constant whistling is very annoying.

[krenzler]

Mbappe and his fall tactics..

[krenzler]

VAR check no? 

[Fierce Poodle]

So close!

[krenzler]

That deserved better! 

[Gabzy]

God damn that deserved goal of the tournament. So close

[Fierce Poodle]

Glad Morocco haven’t crumbled after that first goal.

[Art Vandelay]

I think they were unlucky not to get a pen to be honest. It didn’t look right at the time and gets worse each time you see it. 

[Fierce Poodle]

Get up Mbappe you nonce.

[englishbob]

Faker

[englishbob]

Come on Morocco, you can do this!

[krenzler]

Wow

[TurningMonster]

Morocco deserve to at least be drawing at this point. 

[Fierce Poodle]

If Morocco don’t score I will eat my own anal sphincter.

[krenzler]

Oh Mbappe

[Ork1927]

Problem here is like previous rounds - Morocco look really good and you are screaming for them to score or shoot, but this time they are 1-0 down not 1-0 up