New Nintendo Direct. September 13th,2022

[makkuwata]

 Another farm sim?

[Rex Grossman]

More farming. WTF?

[Novelty Bobble]

This is an upsetting number of farm RPGs lol

[moosegrinder]

More fucking farming sims?!

[Billy Brown]

A farm sim, you say? Tell me more.

[revlob]

OMFG ANOTHER FAMING GAME

[Popo]

Is that another farming simulator I see?

[Stoppy2000]

Is there a secret cabal of farmers who get to play actual games? 

[Rex Grossman]

Bayonetta: Farming Edition

[Wiper]

CAN YOU SURVIVE THE SEASON OF DEATH being the tagline for yet another farming sim tickles me greatly.

[meatbin]

Breath of the Wonky Veg: Zelda Farming.

 

 

Winter 2024

[Professor Puzzles]

'Can you survive the season of death?' hits a bit close to home here on normal island.

[Simmy]

Guys has there been anything about Zelda yet? Just tuning in now 

[Popo]

A third Bayonetta game on Switch.

 

A Bayo Tapestry, you might say. 

[bear]

Hey it's Galway 

[Billy Brown]

Yeah, go on then.

[FishyFish]

Just now, Simmy said:

Guys has there been anything about Zelda yet? Just tuning in now 

Yes. Zelda: Deku Nut Farmer.

[Shimmyhill]

Just now, Simmy said:

Guys has there been anything about Zelda yet? Just tuning in now 

 

That’s the ‘one more thing’ just after new F-Zero and Odyssey 2

[ilpostino]

"Welcome to the City of Perpetual Rain"

 

Cardiff?

[dug]

Only five mins left. I'm starting to fear the metroid prime 4 shadow drop may not happen.

[Quest]

5 minutes ago, Wiper said:

It's about time somebody called out the decades-old Atelier series for being a rip off of Genshin!

 

I like Genshin but it's just that thing of people thinking the new hotness invented everything. Like how people are with Souls stuff.

[Popo]

A detective game from the Danganrompa devs. Matthew Castle will be all over this, I expect. 

[bradigor]

RainCode looks cool

 

[Simmy]

Cloud resi lol. Fuckin hell.

[Stoppy2000]

Fuck off with this cloud shit. 

[Wiper]

1 minute ago, ilpostino said:

"Welcome to the City of Perpetual Rain"

 

Cardiff?

 

Excuse me! It's clearly Swansea.

[meatbin]

Sigh.  Why do we do this every time.  

[bradigor]

Do you need a demo for a pre+order of a cloud version?

[Billy Brown]

Don't worry, everyone. There's still at least 10 seconds left each for Metroid, Mario, Zelda, F-Zero, etc.

[Popo]

Oh, Sifu coming to Switch is cool, but it looks quite rough.