Football thread 2022/23

[JamesTW]

23 hours ago, spork said:

 

Best RB in the world!

Hows it goin mate? 😂

[spork]

2 minutes ago, JamesTW said:

Hows it goin mate? 😂

 

Eh? Is TAA now the best RB in the world after all?

[Mike1812]

 

🫢

[BitterToad]

Man Utd fans. If I’ve learned anything from Fulham Newcastle yesterday it’s that 4-0 is not the end. Don’t leave, keep the faith, and you too can lose 4-1 to a regime that beheads people and sarcastically lose your shit at a goal with tens of thousands of strangers. 

[glb]

8 minutes ago, Mike1812 said:

 

🫢

Nipping home to get their green and gold scarves out the attic.

[Corrogate]

2 minutes ago, glb said:

Nipping home to get their green and gold scarves out the attic.

 

getting out early for the ruck after.

[Chewylegs]

Not many LOLs in here today! 🤭

[feltmonkey]

It's surely worth checking on VAR whether that Antony goal was so good that it actually counts as two or three goals on the scoreline.

[spork]

24 minutes ago, BitterToad said:

Man Utd fans. If I’ve learned anything from Fulham Newcastle yesterday it’s that 4-0 is not the end. Don’t leave, keep the faith, and you too can lose 4-1 to a regime that beheads people and sarcastically lose your shit at a goal with tens of thousands of strangers. 

 

[Chewylegs]

It's a beauty for sure...but now 5-1

[glb]

The Norwegian Mick Quinn.

[Stopharage]

Jesus wept, imagine the score if Maguire had been fit. 

[glb]

Awww, look at their little faces, they thought they were back

[dizogg]

22 hours ago, Dark Soldier said:

van Dijk looking like the Dutch Maguire these days.

 

Sad times for The Best Defender of All Time™

I’m glad you’ve got the joy of seeing Liverpool draw with Brighton (who beat you at Old Trafford this season) before seeing your team get absolute battered in the derby 😂

[Chewylegs]

Wolves sack Bruno Lage🙄

[spork]

8 minutes ago, dizogg said:

I’m glad you’ve got the joy of seeing Liverpool draw with Brighton (who beat you at Old Trafford this season) before seeing your team get absolute battered in the derby 😂

 

Not sure if you can pull the whole "you lost to Brighton when we managed to draw against them!" card when you've already lost to Man Utd this season. 

[SeanR]

6-3… 

[Shoes]

This United team is very special. 

[SMD]

3 minutes ago, spork said:

 

Not sure if you can pull the whole "you lost to Brighton when we managed to draw against them!" card when you've already lost to Man Utd this season. 

 

bald men fighting over a comb

[dizogg]

9 minutes ago, SMD said:

 

bald men fighting over a comb

Don’t bring up premature balding you’ll upset Neoelite again!

[feltmonkey]

We're all bald men glaring enviously at Man City's luscious but ill-gotten head of hair, let's be honest.

[ilpostino]

5 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

We're all bald men glaring enviously at Man City's luscious but ill-gotten head of hair, let's be honest.

Maybe we were all the bald frauds after all...

[bradigor]

I'm saying nothing as we still need to play them. We could witness a live murder

[spork]

Just now, bradigor said:

I'm saying nothing as we still need to play them. We could witness a live murder

 

You just need to hope their left winger has a bad day.

[bradigor]

Just now, spork said:

 

You just need to hope their left winger has a bad day.

 

And get midfield, attackers, defence whilst we actually remember how to play football.

[SeanR]

13 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

We're all bald men glaring enviously at Man City's luscious but ill-gotten head of hair, let's be honest.

 

at least our heads are still attached to our shoulders...

[SMD]

2 minutes ago, spork said:

 

You just need to hope their left winger has a bad day.

 

City could put out their kids and they'd still score past us easily

[glb]

27 minutes ago, bradigor said:

I'm saying nothing as we still need to play them. We could witness a live murder

Watching Haaland today and hoping Frode Kippe or Bjørn Tore Kvarme have kids that are really good at defending…

[bradigor]

43 minutes ago, glb said:

Watching Haaland today and hoping Frode Kippe or Bjørn Tore Kvarme have kids that are really good at defending

 

Mark Lawrenson is looking for work 

[layten]

Why bother going if you are just going to leave early to avoid the traffic on the motorway.