Power Wash Simulator - Warhammer 40k, Spongebob Squarepants and PC VR in 2023!

[StumpyJohn]

Every time this thread is bumped I get my hopes up that there is some DLC, expansion pack or a sequel been announced and every time I am massively disappointed 😢😢😢

[Alan Stock]

Tried this out on gamepass for a 'quick go' which predicatably saw me spending 3 or 4 hours doing the van, back garden, a bike, and a house exterior to 100%. Its once I was able to afford the nozzles I really got into the zone with it, super satisfying to make it all efficient and figure out the best tools for each bit. I thought the garden was the most fun and the house boring, so I'm hoping the focus going forward is on areas with interesting objects and shapes like the garden, rather than big flat surfaces like the house.

 

The big issue I have with the game though, is who are all these dirty bastards with their houses literally coated black with dirt? And when you look around at the neighbours it becomes clear that despite the lovely text messages, the inhabitants of these foul black abodes are serial killers or have major issues in their lives. I would love there to be a side lore part of the game where you discover the horrible truth behind these disgusting places and what the everyday joes say about them.

 

The only thing that's dissapointing considering the level of detail is that water doesn't wash down from the area you are spraying and help to clean the stuff below. Maybe that will be in the sequel with better tech? 

 

One question, does soap actually help loosen up dirt if you just go over stuff fairly quickly with it? I spent quite a lot covering big areas with soap on the house and garden, which obviously cleaned things a bit, but probably not much more than if I'd done the same with a big jet. But was it helping out making the dirt underneath come off more easily?

[Siri]

6 minutes ago, Alan Stock said:

One question, does soap actually help loosen up dirt if you just go over stuff fairly quickly with it? I spent quite a lot covering big areas with soap on the house and garden, which obviously cleaned things a bit, but probably not much more than if I'd done the same with a big jet. But was it helping out making the dirt underneath come off more easily?

 

Soap isn't that great, at least when I played it earlier this year. You're usually better off spending your money on washer model upgrades and nozzles early game, and use soap when the grime isn't shifting on the best washer.

 

Might have changed since, mind.

[moosegrinder]

The various liquids are good for rust and the like. There's varying degrees of filth on each surface and some, like the RV, are a pain in the dick without them.

[TehStu]

Yeah, I completed the game and very rarely used soap. Just for stubborn rust patches on awkwardly shaped metal, mostly. You're swimming in money towards the end so don't fret about having a bottle of each type.

[Mr Do 71]

 

[moosegrinder]

Oh, I am down for that shit.

[StumpyJohn]

Finally DLC!

Best news of 2023!!!

[glb]

Oh dear lord, the size of that house 

 

Powerwashers, assemble!

[Orion]

[Orion]

We have a bloke power washing the carpark outside our flats today. I have been watching him do this for the last 20 minutes now. Think he is at about 40%.

[Mr Do 71]

FFS. Was hoping I would wake up to an update, but nothing yet. 

[Mr Do 71]

6pm then.

 

 

[grungekid]

1 hour ago, Mr Do 71 said:

6pm then.

 

 

5pm no?

[Siri]

Even better - more free DLC is coming, and the theme is... Final Fantasy 7.

 

https://www.eurogamer.net/final-fantasy-7-dlc-coming-to-powerwash-simulator.

 

Cloud's Motorbike, Seventh Heaven and the Guard Scorpion.

 

Spoiler

As a friend said on Discord, shame it's not cleaning up the stains in the honeybee inn

 

[moosegrinder]

404. Did they pull the trigger too early?

[ilpostino]

https://www.eurogamer.net/final-fantasy-7-dlc-coming-to-powerwash-simulator

 

There was a full stop on the URL which broke it.

[deerokus]

If square enix are doing dlc deals with them then the school from life is strange please.

[glb]

If we’re doing crossovers, then Fallout 4 but no weapons, just a power washer to clean the wastelands.

 

I’d legit put 300 hours into that.

[Super Craig]

Delfino Island. Perfect crossover.

[Boozy The Clown]

Forza Motorsport better be delayed to retrofit PWS into the game post race.

[Droo]

Is this not on the UK Eshop?  Seems to link to a US version only?

[StumpyJohn]

It'll never happen but would love it if disney got involved and they had star wars crossovers.

There are loads of vehicles and locations that would be perfect for this!

[moosegrinder]

Oh man, power washing a fucking AT-AT would be immense.

[Cyhwuhx]

Oh god. Why did I buy this. 💦💦💦

[Ork1927]

13 hours ago, moosegrinder said:

Oh man, power washing a fucking AT-AT would be immense.

I’m taking two weeks off work, boss.

 

Going on holiday?
 

No - power washing the Death Star.

[Tet]

[Suplex Monk]

I'm really hoping this gets ported to PSVR2. 🙏

[moosegrinder]

God I love this game. The Tomb Raider dlc is more of the same but it does things to my brain that nothing else seems to do. Washing shit down just makes it silent. It's bliss. They could give me as much dlc as they can make and charge me for it and I would say "Yes please" and pay whatever they want.

 

Anyone took the plunge on the switch version?

[grungekid]

The switch version seems pretty solid. I've played up to bungalow of filth. Runs well, maybe a little jaggy but nothing drastic. Otherwise thoroughly enjoyable way to play