Power Wash Simulator - In The Grim Darkness Of The Far Future There Is Only Wash

[Haribokart]

Enjoyed cleaning my cock.

 

[merman]

Like @glb the Midgar levels seem a little fiddly. Couple of tips 

 

Spoiler

You can press up/down on the D-pad to raise/lower the Scorpion Sentinel’s arms while you are looking at them. This can help you get on top and clean from a higher angle.

 

The Shinra generator - work your way inwards, remembering to change height (click right stick as default) to wash from different angles. The base plates are a right pain, lots of little blocks you have to hit from every angle.

 

[moosegrinder]

 

This April fools backfired spectacularly because almost everyone has gone "MAKE IT, YOU COWARDS!"

[Boozy The Clown]

I expected a dlc announcement.

I got a combination of my 2 favourite games from the last year.

Then I saw the April Fool's bit.

 

It's been emotional.

[moosegrinder]

 

 

[cassidy]

Please be a PSVR2 release. I will play the entire game again. 

[moosegrinder]

 

 

[simms]

Better be VR support for PSVR2 and PCVR

[moosegrinder]

 

And expanded info

 

https://futurlab.co.uk/2023/04/12/powerwash-simulator-2023-roadmap/

 

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[StumpyJohn]

Looks like most of the focus is on free and paid for additional content which is exactly what I am after 😀

[moosegrinder]

I'd probably have a stab that the exciting news is a VR version. Lots of people seem to want it, but it's still a small percentage of users so announcing it later in the year and releasing it later than that seems reasonable.

[glb]

At this point they could cake a row of rusty shopping trollies in virtual mud and I’d gleefully wash every speck off.

 

I’d like a daft tie-in like the Taskmaster house and caravan. And a gargantuan Greg Davies trophy.

[moosegrinder]

 

[glb]

Tempted to get this again on the PS5 but think the better half will marry me just to divorce me if she sees me playing a power washing game when I still haven’t put the curtain rails up that were delivered two weeks ago.

[moosegrinder]

Look, putting curtain rails up is a pain in the fucking dick. DIY is shit. She wants them up so bad, tell her to grab the Rawl plugs and the drill and get cracking*

 

 

*Don't tell her this. Buy it and while you're waiting for it to arrive put them up.

[glb]

 

Curtain rails are a pain in the dick! There’s good reason there isn’t a Curtain Rail Installation Simulator.

 

Wait, I best check there isn’t…

[moosegrinder]

Well there's House Flipper...

[glb]

You mean the game I put around 30 hours into, including putting up quite a few curtain rails?

 

I genuinely forgot about playing that… 

 

We’re waiting for a dry weekend to do the garden so I should probably just get Lawnmower Sim for the sake of it.

[glb]

Only played one of the new levels so far:

 

Spoiler

the burger van.

Really fiddly fucker, with the ladder placement not entirely useful. A couple of the additions look BIG. Should take a little while to get clean, but I guess that’s a point. Pretty generous free update all in all, and really cements this as one of the gaming gems of recent years. Certainly one of the most relaxing.

 

And I finally put our curtain rail up. Was a surprisingly calming bit of DIY once I figured out the weird bracket configuration.

[Mr Do 71]

 

[TehStu]

How did I miss that there's DLC for this! Doh.

[SeanR]

Just lost 30% progress, in the garden, because of the Xbox progress bug.

 

I only stopped to eat two kitkats.

 

’sake…

[moosegrinder]

 

 

God I fucking love this game.

[SeanR]

Dirt bike pissed me off

[keptbybees]

Looking forward to the Wathmmer 40k DLC. They've also announced that the first paid for expansion will be Spongebob Squarepants based, which I don't think anyone saw coming.