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1 minute ago, teddymeow said:

Could we be on to beat the 8 - 1 final score from the 98/99 season?

 

Garnacho to come off the bench and score 4 like Solskjaer did BITD?

 

Haha to make it a complete replica, we'd have to have Rashford and Martial on two goals each and the commentators talking about which of them is going to complete their hat-trick first, like what happened with Cole and Yorke on that day. :D

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1 minute ago, feltmonkey said:

 

Haha to make it a complete replica, we'd have to have Rashford and Martial on two goals each and the commentators talking about which of them is going to complete their hat-trick first, like what happened with Cole and Yorke on that day. :D

 

I'm liking the thought of this.

 

Erik has certainly brought back some positivity, it would appear.

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By the way, has anyone noticed that we've actually signed a new striker? Some guy called Betinho, a Portuguese journeyman. He's been sneakily added to the squad on the website.

 

He's 29, he's scored 27 career goals, he's significantly shorter than Martinez so is presumably not visible to the naked eye, and he's inexplicably been given the number 11 shirt, presumably to suffer that shirt's curse instead of it damaging an important player. Our scouting department are on crystal meth.

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5 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

By the way, has anyone noticed that we've actually signed a new striker? Some guy called Betinho, a Portuguese journeyman. He's been sneakily added to the squad on the website.

 

He's 29, he's scored 27 career goals, he's significantly shorter than Martinez so is presumably not visible to the naked eye, and he's inexplicably been given the number 11 shirt, presumably to suffer that shirt's curse instead of it damaging an important player. Our scouting department are on crystal meth.

Issue with the premier league website apparently rather than us scouting the depths of the Portuguese 4th division!

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5 minutes ago, spork said:

Issue with the premier league website apparently rather than us scouting the depths of the Portuguese 4th division!

 

If I was him, I'd turn up to training at Carrington tomorrow.

 

There was some speculation that it was Ivan Toney's Portuguese alias.

 

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Get Fred on!

 

Get Betinho on!

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