Football Thread 2021/2022

[SeanR]

3rd round draw…

[SeanR]

Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool with byes to the 4th round

 

 

[SeanR]

Leicester VS Watford

[SeanR]

Fuck.

 

millwall vs palace…

[SeanR]

Now David, now!!!

[SeanR]

We knew arsenal would be last out.

 

boy says forest beat arsenal in the FAcup 2017/18

 

but arsenal beat forest 5-0 2019/20

[neoELITE]

Birmingham away. What a steaming turd of a draw. I think we've been the away team in something like 12 of the last 14 FA Cup draws. 

[Plissken]

Huddersfield at home. I’d say my pulse is racing, if actually having one is racing.

[SeanR]

Godfrey’s not off for that?

 

sake

[bradigor]

That's ridiculous. The extra move looked deliberate to me.

[Art Vandelay]

How on earth is that not a red? I’d pull the team off and fuck off home, you’re not getting any change off a prick like Dean when he’s in this mood.

[bradigor]

3 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

How on earth is that not a red? I’d pull the team off and fuck off home, you’re not getting any change off a prick like Dean when he’s in this mood.

 

That would mean more of you leaving than the mass protest walkout

[Silent Runner]

If that was Xhaka you know it would be red. 

[SeanR]

6 minutes ago, bradigor said:

That's ridiculous. The extra move looked deliberate to me.

what the hell was the “oh, I’ve slipped” dance move afterwards?

[Art Vandelay]

Just now, bradigor said:

 

That would mean more of you leaving than the mass protest walkout

I’d be tempted to slink back in and claim I was getting a Bovril, try and style it out.

[SeanR]

SadTrombone.wav

[Commander Jameson]

7 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

I’d be tempted to slink back in and claim I was getting a Bovril, try and style it out.

 

I think the plan is to hang out in the foyer until half time then come back to their seats.

[Art Vandelay]

Wasn’t a free kick and for the life of me I can’t understand how that’s offside either. The joys of the Barclays.

[SeanR]

Shit, did you see that!?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!

[Art Vandelay]

1 minute ago, Commander Jameson said:

 

I think the plan is to hang out in the foyer until half time then come back to their seats.

You’re joking, surely. Sounds like literally every every ground I’ve ever been too!

[Stigweard]

4 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Wasn’t a free kick and for the life of me I can’t understand how that’s offside either. The joys of the Barclays.

A part of his body that be scpred with is ahead of the Arsenal player. I find it pretty stupid though, it should be based in where your feet are as that's where any advantage comes from.

[SeanR]

V A Aaaaaagh!

[humdrum]

21 minutes ago, Stigweard said:

A part of his body that be scpred with is ahead of the Arsenal player. I find it pretty stupid though, it should be based in where your feet are as that's where any advantage comes from.

Surely the advantage comes from being able to score with that part of the body?

 

edit like your foot! 

 

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[bradigor]

 

They loved it when Henderson had a last minute winner ruled out last season due to the wind blowing Mane's shirt sleeve offside, so once again

[humdrum]

Another 'tackle' that should have beena clear red not given. 

[SeanR]

Too casual…

[humdrum]

Well that should hopefully put pay to Mike Dean ever reffing another game in Liverpool. 

[Stigweard]

56 minutes ago, humdrum said:

Surely the advantage comes from being able to score with that part of the body?

 

edit like your foot! 

 

VARsenal VARsenal VARsenal

 

You aren't gaining any advantage that far out though are you really. Not with your shoulder only being 5 inch ahead of a defenders boot.

[Dudley]

15 hours ago, Art Vandelay said:

Previous upsetting one for reference. 

 

 

Hiring Rockstar to remaster your logo was a mistake.

[Chooch]

11 hours ago, Stigweard said:

 

You aren't gaining any advantage that far out though are you really. Not with your shoulder only being 5 inch ahead of a defenders boot.

Are you suggesting that we complicate it further? Depending where on the pitch you are determines what part of the body can and can’t be offside?