The Apprentice 2023

[Mr Do 71]

Who will pick Lottie Lion? 

[Wickedkitten]

nobooooooody

 

Holy shit at the size of that sausage roll

[marsh]

Jeez, you wouldn't have bothered. It's fine sir alan, we'll run as a four...

[Wickedkitten]

That advert with Lottie is so bad 

 

The logo though, the cogs aren't even touching each other

[Wickedkitten]

I really want some of that bread

[Mr Do 71]

Aye.

[Wickedkitten]

woofuckinghoooooooooo Carina won!

[Thwomp]

The right choice IMO, she was head and shoulders above Scarlett.

[Wickedkitten]

Yeah, not to mention they already had two winners with recruitment companies

[wullie]

Thomas getting choked up was lovely, he's the winner of my heart which is surely better than a quarter mil for PILLAHS

[Thwomp]

2 hours ago, wullie said:

Thomas getting choked up was lovely, he's the winner of my heart which is surely better than a quarter mil for PILLAHS

 

And it was nice that his big ideas finally brought him (well, Carina) success  the ad was fantastic.

[Bacon Horsemeat]

"I don't knead more dough"

[KYUSS]

Anyone else recognise the 2 Scottish Gaming podcasters that tasted the bread in the vox pop bit?

 

I’ve been racking my brains since catching up on the last episode tonight. 

 

I think they mostly did video podcasts, possibly on YouTube. 
If I remember rightly they might have been mates with Richey and Jim from Gamewank and possibly collaborators. 
 

thanks

[memories]

On 20/12/2019 at 23:06, KYUSS said:

Anyone else recognise the 2 Scottish Gaming podcasters that tasted the bread in the vox pop bit?

 

I’ve been racking my brains since catching up on the last episode tonight. 

 

I think they mostly did video podcasts, possibly on YouTube. 
If I remember rightly they might have been mates with Richey and Jim from Gamewank and possibly collaborators. 
 

thanks

I've not watched it yet but is it the Bit Socket guys maybe?

[memories]

Looking at their Twitter it might well be

 

 

[Gotters]

for those missing all round good egg and bed salesperson Tom Skinner he's back on TV this week in Celebrity Masterchef

 

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/jun/27/celebrity-masterchef-rejoice-tvs-oldest-format-is-back-to-save-us

 

 

[Fierce Poodle]

Will there be a new series of The Apprentice this year, or has coronavirus pretty much fucked that in the arse?

[spork]

15 minutes ago, Fierce Poodle said:

Will there be a new series of The Apprentice this year, or has coronavirus pretty much fucked that in the arse?

It has been cancelled for this year.

[sofasurfer]

But we do get repeats though 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.radiotimes.com/news/2020-06-24/the-apprentice-2020-axed/amp/

 

[ZOK]

I guess Sugar’s racism must still be of the acceptable type.

[Stoppy2000]

10 hours ago, ZOK said:

I guess Sugar’s racism must still be of the profitable type.

FTFY

[Art Vandelay]

On 28/06/2020 at 08:19, Gotters said:

for those missing all round good egg and bed salesperson Tom Skinner he's back on TV this week in Celebrity Masterchef

 

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/jun/27/celebrity-masterchef-rejoice-tvs-oldest-format-is-back-to-save-us

 

 

This is fantastic news.

 

As an aside, Joel Golby has basically been writing the same article once a week for the past five years. The second you get to the phrase 'adult daughter' or 'large adult son' it's worth scrolling back to the top to check it's him. It's like reading the transcriptions of a friend down the pub who's picked up a catchphrase from God knows where, and on getting a laugh from the group repeats it with gay abandon. Forever.

 

I'm 100% certain he ripped his entire writing style from this very funny article: https://clickhole.com/which-one-of-my-garbage-sons-are-you-1825124556/

[sir podger]

and once again, tomorrow lord sugarlumps will be trotting out 16 sociopaths (because the Lottie's of this world get more ratings than the Ruth Badgers) to play the same games again.

 

time for a good old fashioned hate watch!

[Mr Do 71]

Here they all are, and what a lovely bunch: https://inews.co.uk/culture/the-apprentice-2022-candidates-line-up-contestants-new-series-when-start-bbc-two-1382424

[Fierce Poodle]

Good to see casual racist Sugar restored to his rightful perch. Obviously I will be watching with glee.

[Art Vandelay]

My partner has been watching the Australian version which surprisingly includes Lord Sugar Tits himself. Sadly it bucks the trend of antipodean programmes always being better than their UK counterpart by being very bad indeed. Despite this it somehow has the most hilariously catchy theme tune you've ever heard. Much better than the show deserves frankly.

 

Worth skipping to 3 minutes in then forgetting all about it.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m00104jb/the-apprentice-australia-2021-1-selfieinspired-artworks

[Oaf]

I was thinking of watching it this year, but after seeing that bunch of worst-of-LinkedIn slimeballs I don’t think I’ll bother. Even from those photos they appear to be caricatures.

[spork]

Have they taken the time off to change the format at all or will it be exactly like previous seasons?

[Fierce Poodle]

Hopefully exactly the same ridiculous horseshit.

[Huz]

The Apprentice Australia (with celebrities, except you've never heard of them bar one) was pretty good - largely down to the escapades of Ross Noble. And when the contestants were useless they were really, really useless.

 

Agreed on the ridiculously catchy theme tune. The UK theme is relegated to when Sugar walks into the boardroom, like the Imperial March.