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4 minutes ago, Radish said:

Surely everyone has an SSD by now? 165mb/sec, definitely faster than downloading for me!

 I need a better SSD - 92mb/s

 

 

.... then it said 100% 

then... 46 / 49GB

 

I knew these games were harsh , but come on! 

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3 minutes ago, robdood said:

I think so - depends on your package, I'm using my work one, lol

 

 

 

I shall add 'Checking for OneNote on my PC'  to the list of activities tomorrow!

 

Exciting times!

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Radish said:

Surely everyone has an SSD by now? 165mb/sec, definitely faster than downloading for me!

I'm using an ssd, fastest it's peaking is about 50. It's an older drive tho

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So now today your all saying I need to take notes. 

 

Anyway I think I see why. I've with trepidation been exploring this evening. 

 

I found a beach.  I saw a friendly (hmm)  campfire in the distance...

 

I have no idea where to go so I'm just gonna explore. Anyone wanna tell me how to summon my mount cos I missed the brief pop up and have no bloody clue 😶

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Managed to avoid learning how to level up, get my horse and do magic summons because I went a way From didn't expect. Top work, that could never happen in an open world.

 

Best bit so far

Spoiler

Unexpected Giant Enemy Crab

 

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4 minutes ago, cassidy said:

Huh? I get you now. But still need to know, help. 

 

1 minute ago, Dan said:

He’s being funny or trying to be, I laughed anyway 😂 the horse thing is called Torrent. 

 

Yes!

 

I learned the horse's name from one of the trailers. I have no idea how to summon it as I shall not be playing the game till tomorrow afternoon...

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1 minute ago, jonamok said:

30 minutes. Come on j, you can do this!

💪 I never stay up for midnight launches, but the next 3 hours i spend in the character customisation and stat deliberation (before i pass out) will save me valuable time tomorrow.

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7 minutes ago, Curtis said:

💪 I never stay up for midnight launches, but the next 3 hours i spend in the character customisation and stat deliberation (before i pass out) will save me valuable time tomorrow.


This. Gonna create my Caveman Wretch. Take the key. Play the intro. Get out into the world. Cry at the joy of it all. Go to bed. Then lie there for three hours wondering why the fuck I went to bed.

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2 hours ago, Mike S said:

 

 

Not sure, it varies by the day/week.

 

Preference would be a carrot or ginger cake. If nothing else, the unpredictable menu adds a hint of the risk/reward mechanic that I so love FROM games for.

 

Has to be coffee for me if on any menu. They don't bloody do it over here, if you ask for coffee cake you get cake that goes with coffee, usually fruit. WTF is that all about?!?

 

Aaaaaaaanyway... 

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Remember in E3 of 2019, when they first announced it? And it was all like "from Hidetaka Miyazaki and George R R Martin" and everyone was like whhaaaa? And it had that tantalising animated cutscene? And you wished that you could just bip forward in time to its release? Guess what? YOU DID!

 

IT'S HEEEEEEERE!!!!!

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