E3 2018: EA Play - Everything was GARBAGE

[Billy Brown]

My internet went down just as that fully objectionable sore Madden loser prick hit the stage and didn't come back until just now, part way through the Anthem stuff. Sounds like I didn't miss much.

[tnman]

I liked the use of Muse in that trailer.

[Bacon Horsemeat]

I will never be watching an EA conference again. Absolutely ZERO redeeming features.

[Benny]

Muse in the soundtrack really going for the angry 30s demographic.

[pulsemyne]

Jeez that woman just nearly exploded my speakers. 

[Bacon Horsemeat]

I stand corrected, her shoes are cool

[df0]

More footage, less talk.

[Harsin]

Maybe they're going to cancel it and close Bioware live on stage.

[footle]

Fair enough. This format will give us lots of room for Snark.

[Benny]

I thought trailer would bookend this shitfest, but instead we get talking heads.

[Broker]

Oh my god, this is how you make Anthem boring.

[Harsin]

A great story for Bioware is all about character s you can have a connection with fuck

[Benny]

"how are you different from Destiny 2?"

 

"..."

[tnman]

Looks like there’s gonna be four classes judging from the artwork.

[footle]

The multiplayer stuff, compared to the single player cutscenes, looks quite rough. Or perhaps that’s just the compression.

[Harsin]

Wait are they really trying to pass off a day/night cycle as a revolutionary new experience?

[Benny]

MORE ANTHEM FOR YEARS TO COME

[Uzi]

This wins worst conference of e3. Surely 

[footle]

Just now, Benny said:

"how are you different from Destiny 2?"

 

"..."

 

Just now, tnman said:

Looks like there’s gonna be four classes judging from the artwork.

 

There you go. Also Destiny has given up on story.

[Azrael]

Just now, Bacon Horsemeat said:

I will never be watching an EA conference again. Absolutely ZERO redeeming features.

 

It's been awful but verging onto entertaining because of that. 

 

Just reminds me how much better Nintendo directs are over conferences. Can't be dealing with awkward people in front of crowds whooping and cheering at mundane announcements. All too cringey 

[Harsin]

Just now, Uzi said:

This wins worst conference of e3. Surely 

 

This wins worst conference since man came up with concept of a podium.

[Billy Brown]

Looking forward to playing with a God's massive tool.

[Bacon Horsemeat]

I'm out. See you all tomorrow for probably a better presentation

[Nespresso]

Just now, Uzi said:

This wins worst conference of e3. Surely 

Yup. This is a train wreck. 

[Benny]

Lots of work goes into making games shocker

[Mitchell]

This is all great, but I'd love to see some early concept art.  

[BabelRich]

Love the fact they are looping the same 60 second “sizzle” reel in the background. 

[JoeK]

Sorry, Anthem can go fuck right off. Nothing about it encourages me at all. Even the game world is just like a hodge-podge of various games that have come out in the recent past.

 

 

[df0]

Making games is hard work. That is why we show the same 4 pieces of concept art, it's all we have.

[Gambit]

Christ this Anthem chat is putting me to sleep. Makes me think that the game is further off than we think. Especially seeing as they keep looping footage.