New Mario movie from Illumination

[Stig]

1 hour ago, ZOK said:

We’re going to get some decent Mario Cars merch at last!

 

I'll settle for a new Mario Kart game, it's been too long. However, I'm willing to wait till the next Nintendo console comes out first at this point.

[Festoon]

"wahoo."

 

"No, Chris, less emphasis"

 

_{"wah. hoo."}

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11 minutes ago, Stigweard said:

I'll settle for a new Mario Kart game, it's been too long. However, I'm willing to wait till the next Nintendo ocnsole comes out first at this point.

 

It'll be just the same as the previous ones so i wouldn't bother waiting. They just released a new set of tracks didn't they? That's it, new Mario Kart. in that shit way people apparently adore.

 

This just looks like a happy film, if it's on par with the first 25 minutes of Wreck it Ralph i'll like it.

[Stig]

8 minutes ago, Loik V credern said:

 

It'll be just the same as the previous ones so i wouldn't bother waiting. They just released a new set of tracks didn't they? That's it, new Mario Kart. in that shit way people apparently adore.

 

Can I have negs back please

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21 minutes ago, Stigweard said:

Can I have negs back please

 

what part do you disagree with

[Stig]

Any Mario Kart slander. 

[Stig]

8 hours ago, Capwn said:

Princess gone all WOKE for the SNOWFLAKES lol

#NOTMYPRINCESS

 

I actually went to twitter fully expecting stuff like that but couldn't find anything. What's going on? 

 

Here you go. Heaven forbid a woman has agency, be a fighter or a leader and not a weakling waiting for the man the save her like she's been reduced to for the most part in the last 35 years.

 

 

[Bacon Horsemeat]

Ah this trailer is so good! Smash Bros reference. Galaxy. Mario Kart. Yoshis. Peach. Mario sounding not as Chris Pratt as the first trailer. I'm hyped!

[Made of Ghosts]

The look is great. Chunky, colourful, stays close to the games but with a bit of extra flair. Lovely. 
 

The humour is… very Illumination. 

[Chosty]

Any animator/director that suggests one of those 'sudden-slow-mo-with-low-pitched-audio' shots needs to be fired instantly.

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36 minutes ago, Stigweard said:

Any Mario Kart slander. 

 

i can assure you my mario kart related pain is more acute.

[Vulgar Monkey]

4 hours ago, Stigweard said:

The voices sound iffy, but that's only because we've had 20 years of them being ingrained into our brains. I'm sure once you hear it in full motion rather than snippets it'll be fine.

 

I'm still on the side of doing this over 90+ minutes of an over the top Allo Allo style "it's a-me a-Maaaaarrrio". Works fine for games but in full conversation, no thanks.

 

However, it does sound like Pratt isn't putting enough pizzazz into that Wahooooo

 

I'm anticipating a retcon where it turns out mario only develops the proper thick accent following a brain injury picked up in the final fight with bowser or whoever.

[Capwn]

Here we go;

 

[Number 28]

Super Mario 3D World. I wonder if there's actually more Mario games with a playable Peach than without, it's mostly the mainline games where she's demoted to damsel in distress.

[PK]

2 hours ago, Capwn said:

Here we go;

 

 

"3/10" 

 

[Bacon Horsemeat]

Disgusting

 

 

[mikeyl]

These fucking geeks and gamers nerds complaining about literally anything. They believe hyper-masculinity is moaning about the plot to Toy Story 4. Where they too bullied at school or bullied nowhere near enough. 

[ZOK]

When I play Mario Run Remix levels for some reason Toadette gets Perfect three special coins every single time she is the special character on course five, so they should make her the lead character.

[Capwn]

This is the bit that got me, this right here shows the real potential magic of the movie where you take iconic mario elements and place them in more realistic settings with more human like animations, to show how absurd the designs can be. I really hope the marketing doesn't spoil the majority of these moments, should really stop watching trailers now. I'm on board.

 

[Steve McQueef]

7 hours ago, mikeyl said:

These fucking geeks and gamers nerds complaining about literally anything. They believe hyper-masculinity is moaning about the plot to Toy Story 4. Where they too bullied at school or bullied nowhere near enough. 

Grifters gonna grift. 

[Popo]

On 30/11/2022 at 00:36, Dirty Harry Potter said:

Do you think Nintendo are going to have a new Mario to tie into this in 2023? Seems like a great advert and a missed opportunity if not.

 

The last one was five years ago.

You’ve got to assume at this point that any new Mario game is being planned/held back for the Switch successor, and Mario Kart 8 DLC is set to run through to this time next year, so almost certainly not. 

[schmojo]

21 hours ago, Capwn said:

Here we go;

 

 

"This looks like a bunch of clichés. Give me my ground-breaking 'male character saves the defenseless princess' plot!"

[Down by Law]

Gamers acting like they didn't get mario killed a million fucking times on the way to saving the princess and being the 'hero' Mario getting his shit wrecked is as canon as Sonic losing his rings every few minutes 🤣

[Stig]

[ZOK]

[Girth Certificate]

Peach in her motorbike suit *sploosh* 

[DeciderVT]

I... quite like Charlie Day's Luigi voice. Even if it's instantly recognisable as Charlie Day.

[jonamok]

On 30/11/2022 at 12:55, Capwn said:

 

I for one can’t wait to hear more of Ric’s expert views on “story arches”.

[Lorfarius]

 

[barkbat]

Given that this is Hollywood being asked to make a Mario movie, I really can't imagine better than what is in those trailers. Looks wonderful.