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https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-11-03-seth-rogen-donkey-kong-solo-movie-reportedly-in-development

 

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The studio behind Nintendo's upcoming Super Mario Bros. movie will next make a solo Donkey Kong film, a new report suggests.

 

Illumination, which also makes the Minions franchise, will follow up on Seth Rogen's debut as Donkey Kong in Super Mario Bros. with a film all of his own. The film is not expected until at least 2023.

 

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I think it’s a poor attempt to be funny about his relationship like Ryan Reynolds is (difference being Ryan Reynolds is actually funny) and it comes across proper cringe:

 

“A gorgeous healthy daughter” - when he has a disabled son with his ex, Anna Faris.

 

”She helps me with everything. In return I, on occasion, open a jar of pickles.” - saying he does fuck all and she does everything but that’s ok. 

 

”her heart is pure and belongs to me” - stating ownership of her. 

 

”my greatest treasure next to my Ken griffey jnr upper deck rookie card” - treating her like and comparing her to a thing, a possession. 
 

“It’s her birthday in about six weeks, so if I don’t get her anything I’ll tell her to look back on this post…” - acting like the typical forgetful husband whose wife should be grateful for simply being with him

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Doctor Shark said:

I think it’s a poor attempt to be funny about his relationship like Ryan Reynolds is (difference being Ryan Reynolds is actually funny) and it comes across proper cringe:

 

“A gorgeous healthy daughter” - when he has a disabled son with his ex, Anna Faris.

 

”She helps me with everything. In return I, on occasion, open a jar of pickles.” - saying he does fuck all and she does everything but that’s ok. 

 

”her heart is pure and belongs to me” - stating ownership of her. 

 

”my greatest treasure next to my Ken griffey jnr upper deck rookie card” - treating her like and comparing her to a thing, a possession. 
 

“It’s her birthday in about six weeks, so if I don’t get her anything I’ll tell her to look back on this post…” - acting like the typical forgetful husband whose wife should be grateful for simply being with him

 

 

 

Yeah, it's like trying to be be Ryan Reynolds, but you're a bit of a creep.

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'I went to bed last night really kind of upset and depressed and I woke up feeling crappy and I didn't want to work out,' he began.

 

 

'...I knew though that if I put on my Christian music playlist and I got out of the woods and ran that I'd feel better but I just didn't want to. I did it anyways and gosh was I right – it felt amazing!'

 

 

😂 Fucking hell 

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5 hours ago, Doctor Shark said:

I think it’s a poor attempt to be funny about his relationship like Ryan Reynolds is (difference being Ryan Reynolds is actually funny) and it comes across proper cringe:

 

“A gorgeous healthy daughter” - when he has a disabled son with his ex, Anna Faris.

 

 

 

 

 Wtf, that's not cringe, that's fucked up if that's what he means  

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3 hours ago, Azrael said:

 Wtf, that's not cringe, that's fucked up if that's what he means  

 

And yet he probably didn't mean it like that. A lot of people say they're happy to have healthy children. 

 

The link to his church is very questionable as I'd his wearing of right wing clothing but that post just seems cringe more than anything. Just a super over sharing.

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