New Mario movie from Illumination

[RubberJohnny]

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-11-03-seth-rogen-donkey-kong-solo-movie-reportedly-in-development

 

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The studio behind Nintendo's upcoming Super Mario Bros. movie will next make a solo Donkey Kong film, a new report suggests.

 

Illumination, which also makes the Minions franchise, will follow up on Seth Rogen's debut as Donkey Kong in Super Mario Bros. with a film all of his own. The film is not expected until at least 2023.

 

[PK]

Hopefully followed by Zelda, Kirby, F-Zero and Wii Fit films, and then they all team up in Smash Bros Assemble

[probotector]

More like Tetris the movie followed by Nintendo world 

[Festoon]

Maybe this guy is a bit of an idiot.

 

 

[hub2]

Not seeing anything wrong with that other than being a bit earnest and cheesy.

[Captain Kelsten]

I think it’s a poor attempt to be funny about his relationship like Ryan Reynolds is (difference being Ryan Reynolds is actually funny) and it comes across proper cringe:

 

“A gorgeous healthy daughter” - when he has a disabled son with his ex, Anna Faris.

 

”She helps me with everything. In return I, on occasion, open a jar of pickles.” - saying he does fuck all and she does everything but that’s ok. 

 

”her heart is pure and belongs to me” - stating ownership of her. 

 

”my greatest treasure next to my Ken griffey jnr upper deck rookie card” - treating her like and comparing her to a thing, a possession. 
 

“It’s her birthday in about six weeks, so if I don’t get her anything I’ll tell her to look back on this post…” - acting like the typical forgetful husband whose wife should be grateful for simply being with him

 

 

[Festoon]

34 minutes ago, Doctor Shark said:

I think it’s a poor attempt to be funny about his relationship like Ryan Reynolds is (difference being Ryan Reynolds is actually funny) and it comes across proper cringe:

 

“A gorgeous healthy daughter” - when he has a disabled son with his ex, Anna Faris.

 

”She helps me with everything. In return I, on occasion, open a jar of pickles.” - saying he does fuck all and she does everything but that’s ok. 

 

”her heart is pure and belongs to me” - stating ownership of her. 

 

”my greatest treasure next to my Ken griffey jnr upper deck rookie card” - treating her like and comparing her to a thing, a possession. 
 

“It’s her birthday in about six weeks, so if I don’t get her anything I’ll tell her to look back on this post…” - acting like the typical forgetful husband whose wife should be grateful for simply being with him

 

 

 

Yeah, it's like trying to be be Ryan Reynolds, but you're a bit of a creep.

[Down by Law]

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'I went to bed last night really kind of upset and depressed and I woke up feeling crappy and I didn't want to work out,' he began.

 

 

'...I knew though that if I put on my Christian music playlist and I got out of the woods and ran that I'd feel better but I just didn't want to. I did it anyways and gosh was I right – it felt amazing!'

 

 

😂 Fucking hell 

[Azrael]

5 hours ago, Doctor Shark said:

I think it’s a poor attempt to be funny about his relationship like Ryan Reynolds is (difference being Ryan Reynolds is actually funny) and it comes across proper cringe:

 

“A gorgeous healthy daughter” - when he has a disabled son with his ex, Anna Faris.

 

 

 

 

 Wtf, that's not cringe, that's fucked up if that's what he means  

[Azrael]

Also wtf his cuurent wife is Arnie's daughter. I didn't know that 

[Festoon]

He's certainly creepy. 

 

Reminds me of Rob McIlhenney's Mac from Always Sunny, but in real life.

[Stig]

3 hours ago, Azrael said:

 Wtf, that's not cringe, that's fucked up if that's what he means  

 

And yet he probably didn't mean it like that. A lot of people say they're happy to have healthy children. 

 

The link to his church is very questionable as I'd his wearing of right wing clothing but that post just seems cringe more than anything. Just a super over sharing.

[therearerules]

As much of a tool as he is, why would you look through someone's instagram feed to only get offended that they posted something pure 100% instagram?

[makkuwata]

If it ends up being a teaser with no voice reveal we riot. Then we riot again when we hear the voice.

[Captain Kelsten]

Voice reveal? It’s literally going to be Chris Pratt doing the same voice he does in every movie I.e. his own voice. 

[probotector]

Chris Pratt with an Italian accent 

[LaveDisco]

'It's-a-me Chrisa-Pratta. I'va founda God'

[probotector]

To be fair of Chris Pratt, he shouldn’t be bullied for being a Christian.

 

Imagine if the same was said about Steven Spielberg or Art Malik. 

[LaveDisco]

1 minute ago, probotector said:

To be fair of Chris Pratt, he shouldn’t be bullied for being a Christian.

 

Imagine if the same was said about Steven Spielberg or Art Malik. 

 

Yeah, that's very fair. Point taken.

 

I guess that it might be fair to bully him for finding the God that encourages you to treat women like possessions, but again, that's also mean spirited and I super dislike the whole - here's an awful instagram post they did, lets hate them forever angle.

[Festoon]

It's-a-me, Cunt!

[makkuwata]

3 hours ago, Captain Kelsten said:

Voice reveal? It’s literally going to be Chris Pratt doing the same voice he does in every movie I.e. his own voice. 

He claimed it’s going to be “Unlike anything you’ve heard in the Mario world before.”

 

Which has my curiosity piqued, if only for the fallout online when it’s terrible.

[Captain Kelsten]

Yes. We’ve never heard Chris Pratt’s voice in the Mario universe. 

[Straps]

It was leaked a few days ago, FYI

 

 

[robotattack]

Urgh

 

 

[DarhkFox]

SPOILERS!!

 

But anyway, he looks fine to me. This is a still screenshot of an awkward position. 

[JohnC]

What's wrong with it? It's no Sonic V1.

[Made of Ghosts]

It’s a little uncanny compared to the version we know, but in context it’s probably fine. 

[Paulando]

Looks like Mario tbh.

[makkuwata]

More importantly where’s his famous ground pounder in the poster?

[robotattack]

Recognisable as Mario (obvs), but as pointed out in this comparison it looks off (I don't know why that is marked as potentially sensitive). For me it's the eyes and the shape of the face.