Star Wars: The Last Jedi

[Mr Do 71]

[makkuwata]

Perfect.

 

Especially given that the plural of Jedi is Jedi so who knows what it actually means.

[alexander]

Luke?

Rey?

A group of Jedi? 

[Ivanho]

Like that, obvious really.  Now for a trailer please.  We'd already had one for TFA by now, do we really have to wait until Celebration in April?!

[jonamok]

Is it too early for one of these?: 

 

[Gregory Wolfe]

 

[jonamok]

Also, let's get the thread title updated people! With TLJ not LPSFSN!

[Gregory Wolfe]

Red.

[NickC]

Simple. Very nice. 

[Stig]

3 hours ago, Ivanho said:

Like that, obvious really.  Now for a trailer please.  We'd already had one for TFA by now, do we really have to wait until Celebration in April?!

It's the Superbowl very soon, they might air one then

[Harsin]

You'd think Disney would be able to afford something a bit better than a copy of MS Paint.

[Boothjan]

I like that.  I like the ambiguous nature of the word 'Jedi'.  Indeed - is it singular or plural?  And who is it?

 

Rey?

Luke?

Snoke?

Kylo Ren?

 

Bring it on.  Bring.  It.  On.

 

I'm aware I'm in my mid 30's and just got over excited by the title of a fucking movie.  But meh.  Star Wars.

[glb]

Strong title, I like it.

 

Although, I loved TFA and Rogue One, so they could have called it 'Return of the Trade Disputes' and I'd have been happy.

[Harsin]

[gone fishin]

I'm not so sure about the whole naming of these now. The film titles always focused on the subtitle (The Empire Strikes Back, The Return of The Jedi.. Christ, even The Phantom Menace). Sure they were technically Star Wars Episode IV: The Empire Strikes Back, but now it seems to be Star Wars: The Force Awakens or Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

 

Either keep consistency with the Episode numbers or let people call it by the subtitle... maybe they're worried with the sheer number of Star Wars films that people will get confused or something. Or it's about Brand Reinforcement.

 

Bah!

 

Anyway, can't wait for Star Wars: The Backstroke of the West.

 

The old logos were much better than the new ones, which as has been pointed out look like they've been made in MS paint.

 

 

[Mr Cochese]

They're ditching numbers because by 2020 there'll already be about 50 films. Think space-fantasy flavoured MCU.

[DirkCrisis]

Can't wait for "Stormtrooper Academy", "An Ewok on Coruscant" and "Confessions of a Twi'Lek Slave girl".

[Darren]

Episode IX: The Return Of The Other Jedi

[Boothjan]

Episode IX: We can't BELIEVE You Took the Title of Episode VIII So Literally

 

Obi-Wan, Yoda, Anakin, Luke, Rey, Kylo Ren (turned back to the good side) and Ahsoka Tano have a good old knees up at Maz Kanata's bar in the last scene.

[Mr Cochese]

It should have been "The Force Puts On The Kettle".

[Mr. Gerbik]

Episode IX: Look Who's Jedi Now

[SeanR]

The last Jedi starfighter

 

 

[JohnC]

A Talking Womp Rat!?!: A Star Wars Story

[Jug McKenzie]

Jar Jar Land.

[Distinct muttering]

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people? 

[SpagMasterSwift]

Captain Phastastic 

[Harsin]

10 hours ago, jerellis1 said:

Jar Jar Land.

 

[Distinct muttering]

7 minutes ago, Captain LeChuck said:

We find them genuinely amusing, and it's all the more amusing when grumps like you get upset about them.

They are deeply unfunny, and its the same 5 or 6 people posting them constantly.  Also its thread derailment.  Nothing worse than seeing a lot of replies in a thread for a movie you are interested in, only to see its 10 posts of shitty name puns.

[Sprite Machine]

A nice simple name, but I'm slightly disappointed that we've reached the point where we're reusing subjects:

 

Menace

Clones

Sith

Hope

Empire

Jedi

Force

er... Jedi, again?

[Mr Cochese]

Face/Hoth