FMTL season 1 - Keith's Dad: Winner Winner Balotelli Dinner

[Joffy]

Sounds good to me. I'll be around just after 8!

[Mitchell]

Cool, see you in a bit!

[MardiganX]

I can be on rom 8 onwards to get some 2nd half season games lads

Pants, just want to confirm something. For goalkeepers, Alves is dead to me and Ryan is injured is that right? If so, can I use a sponge on Ryan please.

[Pants McSkill]

I can be on rom 8 onwards to get some 2nd half season games lads

Pants, just want to confirm something. For goalkeepers, Alves is dead to me and Ryan is injured is that right? If so, can I use a sponge on Ryan please.

Correct. And done.

Plus, wanna play at 8?

[Joffy]

I can be on rom 8 onwards to get some 2nd half season games lads

Pants, just want to confirm something. For goalkeepers, Alves is dead to me and Ryan is injured is that right? If so, can I use a sponge on Ryan please.

I'll hang around after my game with Mitch to get our game in!

[MardiganX]

Cool. Heading on shortly!

[Joffy]

Kane sponge please!

[Pants McSkill]

Done.

[Joffy]

Inter Milan 0

Tottenham 3

Alexandre Lacazette (7)

Toby Alderweireld (20)

Mousa Dembele (62)

Bookings

Yellow Cards

Joao Miranda (Inter) - Suspended Next Game

Red Cards

None

Injuries

None

Player of the match

Kyle Walker (Spurs)

Spurs won, Inter lost. Shot count said it all, 32 - 2, Fuck. Thankfully it was only 3-0! Cheers for the game Mitch.

Player Tally

Goals

Icardi (3)

Jovetic (2)

Perisic (1)

Mata (1)

Palacio (1)

Felipe Melo (1)

Kane (1)

Lallana (1)

Own Goal (1)

Bookings

Yellow

Joao Miranda (3)

Daniel Alves, Felipe Melo, Joao Miranda (2)

Juan Jesus, Nemanja Vidic (1)

Red

None

MOTM

Icardi (1)

Mata (1)

Jovetic (1)

[Bennette98]

Bennette 2 Mardigan 2

Injuries;

None

Scorers;

Schurlle (Pen), Lichtsteiner

Lukaku, Konoplyanka (Confirm this not 100% sure)

Bookings;

Perez (Yellow)

GG mate, took a while to get done. 1-0 down at HT and it freezes so we play the second half in a seperate game. Lukaku scored another to make it 2 before Gaya made a needless foul on Griezmann for a pen which made it 2-1. Late on and inswinging cross from Schurle goes back post for Aubamayang who fires home only for it to be disallowed for a foul (presumably for climbing on the defender?). With 10 left i went ultra attack shoot-on sight, pump ball into box etc. An it paid off, as Lichtsteiner overlapped Aubameyang and prodded home with 4 minutes left!

GG mate, close game!

[Mitchell]

Inter Milan 0

Tottenham 3

Alexandre Lacazette (7)

Toby Alderweireld (20)

Mousa Dembele (62)

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Bookings

Yellow Cards

Joao Miranda (Inter) - Suspended Next Game

Red Cards

None

Injuries

None

Player of the match

Kyle Walker (Spurs)

Spurs won, Inter lost. Shot count said it all, 32 - 2, Fuck. Thankfully it was only 3-0! Cheers for the game Mitch.

Player Tally

Goals

Icardi (3)

Jovetic (2)

Perisic (1)

Mata (1)

Palacio (1)

Felipe Melo (1)

Kane (1)

Lallana (1)

Own Goal (1)

Bookings

Yellow

Joao Miranda (3)

Daniel Alves, Felipe Melo, Joao Miranda (2)

Juan Jesus, Nemanja Vidic (1)

Red

None

MOTM

Icardi (1)

Mata (1)

Jovetic (1)

Confirmed! Will upload the vid tomorrow. Mental game, just crazy.

[Mitchell]

Tottenham Hotspur 3

Lacazette (6)

Alderweireld (20)

Dembele (62)

Lyon 0

Lacazette had 10 shots on target. Scored once. THANKS BENNY.

Bookings

Yellow Cards

Spurs

None

Roma

Miranda

Red Cards

None

Injuries

None

Assists

Tottenham:

Walker

Vertonghen

Eriksen

Player of the match

Walker

Players Tally

Scorers
Chadli - 3

Lacazette - 3

Lavezzi - 2

Lamela - 2

Kane - 2

Alderweireld - 2

Eriksen - 1

Walker - 1

Llorente - 1

Townsend - 1

Dembele - 1

Bookings
Yellow: Walker, Lamela, Lavezzi

Red: None

MOTM
Eriksen - 3

Llamela - 1

Walker - 1

[Mitchell]

Tottenham Hotspur 2

Lavezzi (15)

Lacazette (74)

Valencia 0

Bit of a strange game, very even at first, with Lukaku missing a couple of chances, one particularly good one. Then Lavezzi popped up at the back post with a lovely first time finish. Had a period of end to end play, then it settled down...Mardigan then dropped around the 66 minute mark, so we had to restart and just play 24 mins-ish. On 74 mins Lacazette picked the ball up on the left, jinked past a player or two, then curled a wondrous goal into the far post from outside the box. Not a lot Mardigan could do from this point, apart from go 'away' on Steam chat! GG, dude.

Bookings

Yellow Cards

Spurs

Azpilicueta

Valencia

None

Red Cards

None

Injuries

None

Assists

Tottenham:

Walker

Azpilicueta

Player of the match

None

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Part 2:

Players Tally

Scorers

Lacazette - 4

Lavezzi - 3
Chadli - 3

Lamela - 2

Kane - 2

Alderweireld - 2

Eriksen - 1

Walker - 1

Llorente - 1

Townsend - 1

Dembele - 1

Bookings
Yellow: Walker, Lamela, Lavezzi

Red: None

MOTM
Eriksen - 3

Walker - 2

Llamela - 1

[Pants McSkill]

Mardigan, KD or Tomox: Anyone about a bit later? Rest of the week isn't so good for me.

[MardiganX]

Sure Pants. What time you about?

Great report Mitch and really sorry about the drop and lack of chat on the re-start. Game was playing up all night as had a similar problem against Bennette. Lukaku missing those chances set the scene for the game really so I was well beaten in the end. GG man.

[Pants McSkill]

Sure Pants. What time you about?

Ah that was for last night. But I might be able to get on later, say 9pm?

[Joffy]

Mardigan/Keith's Dad - any of you two free around 8?

[Mitchell]

Tottenham Hotspur 2

Lamela (18)

Lavezzi (86)

Liverpool 2

Peresic (12)

Sanchez (31)

Another game where I didn't convert my chances. Finally had my first red card too...spaffed an open goal chance over the bar from 4 yards...cheated a pen, everyone defended badly, nobody passed properly, nobody crossed...just look at our language in the chat on the right. Disgraceful! But, it was worth it for a wonderful 10 man late equaliser move...a stupendous pass from Llorente to Lavezzi who hit it on the half volley....well, you just have to see it, see the vid below. I can't upload the full match as something went wrong, but I managed to keep the goal at least! Well played Tomox. You bastard.

Bookings

Yellow Cards

Spurs

Azpilicueta

Valencia

None

Red Cards

Azpilicueta

Injuries

None

Assists

Tottenham:

Lavezzi

Llorente

Player of the match

Lavezzi

Players Tally

Scorers

Lacazette - 4

Lavezzi - 4
Chadli - 3

Lamela - 3

Kane - 2

Alderweireld - 2

Eriksen - 1

Walker - 1

Llorente - 1

Townsend - 1

Dembele - 1

Bookings
Yellow: Walker, Lamela, Lavezzi

Red: Azpilicueta

MOTM
Eriksen - 3

Walker - 2

Llamela - 1

Lavezzi - 1

[Tomox]

I am so sorry!

I have never seen such a random game!

[Keiths_Dad]

I'm going to be on from about 8 tonight if anyone else wants a game.

[Joffy]

I can be on at 8?

[Keiths_Dad]

Aces, see you then.

[Mitchell]

Can I bagsy 8.30ish? I'll be on, so just message me on Steam whenever you're ready.

[Joffy]

Aces, see you then.

I'm on so just send me a message!

[Keiths_Dad]

Sponge for Gervinho please.

[Joffy]

Roma 1

Mario Balotelli (9)

Inter Milan 1

Mauro Icardi (90+3)

Bookings

Yellow Cards

Inter

Fabio Coentrao

Stevan Jovetic

Arturo Vidal

Nemanja Vidic

Felipe Melo - Misses Next Game

Roma

Ashley Cole

Thomas Muller

David Luiz

Red Cards

None

Injuries

None

Player of the match

Maicon (Roma

A shockingly dirty game with a goal at the start and the end with eight yellows in the middle of it! Cheers for the game KD, good luck with the rest of your games!

Player Tally

Goals

Icardi (4)

Jovetic (2)

Perisic (1)

Mata (1)

Palacio (1)

Felipe Melo (1)

Kane (1)

Lallana (1)

Own Goal (1)

Bookings

Yellow

Joao Miranda, Felipe Melo (3)

Daniel Alves, Joao Miranda, Nemanja Vidic (2)

Juan Jesus, Fabio Coentrao, Stevan Jovetic, Arturo Vidal (1)

Red

None

MOTM

Icardi (1)

Mata (1)

Jovetic (1)

[Mitchell]

Sponge on Townsend please

[Mitchell]

Tottenham Hotspur 1

Lacazette (35)

Roma 0

Close, close game. Very tight, Lacazette scored only because Maicon was asleep and keeping him onside after a Dier header forward...he shot into the keepers legs, but the ball just came straight back at him and he dispatched it into the corner of the net at the 2nd time of asking. I think shots at the end were 10 to me, 14 to KD, with 4 and 5 on target respectively. I got battered in the last 20 too...I went defensivve, and tried to soak it up...moved players around to defend, sacrificed Lavezzi for a DM and....it worked! Walker cleared a shot off the line from a corner in the 89th minute from Abdennour...then I managed to see the game out. Phew. unlucky KD, it was a tense affair!

Bookings

Yellow Cards

Spurs

None

Valencia

Maicon

Red Cards

None

Injuries

Cole

Assists

Tottenham:

Dier

Player of the match

Henderson

Players Tally

Scorers

Lacazette - 5

Lavezzi - 4
Chadli - 3

Lamela - 3

Kane - 2

Alderweireld - 2

Eriksen - 1

Walker - 1

Llorente - 1

Townsend - 1

Dembele - 1

Bookings
Yellow: Walker, Lamela, Lavezzi

Red: Azpilicueta

MOTM
Eriksen - 3

Walker - 2

Llamela - 1

Lavezzi - 1

[Pants McSkill]

Now that has made things very interesting.

To win the league, I need to win all three of my remaining games.

Keith's Dad needs 9 points from 4 games (if he did beat Tomox in that still unreported match *PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE COUGH*)

Me and Keith's Dad still need to play.

This genuinely might go down to goal difference.

Or I might finish third by miles and KD will win by 4 points. WHO KNOWS?

[Pants McSkill]

Kudos to Mitch for getting all his games done first. A bonus extra will come to you next season.

Same bonus extra will come to whomever gets all their games done next. Joffy's only has one to go.

Everyone else, the deadline was midnight tomorrow, but I'm extending it until midnight Sunday.

That's the whole weekend. So chop-chop lads.