Nintendo Switch

[Shimmyhill]

50 minutes ago, the_debaser said:

Choose wisely.

 

If you get a neon switch, the implication is that you might just be a WKD drinking, spice smoking lout who hangs around the swings at the local park. Grey is the connoisseur’s choice, and purchased by gentleman who prefer sipping G&T on the French Riviera. 

 

Said like a true Daily Mail reading Tory for life, you deserve a grey one!

 

[the_debaser]

I did actually buy the Splatoon pro controller, but keep it hidden away lest anyone think the worst of me. 

[Rex Grossman]

Just now, the_debaser said:

I did actually buy the Splatoon pro controller, but keep it hidden away lest anyone think the worst of me. 

 

I did exactly the same.

I dread to think the effect it would have on my income and investments if I was seen with such a garish item in public.

[Rex Grossman]

These are also better in grey and are very good prices.

It won't be of interest for those with red or neon switches.

 

http://www.fleetprices.co.uk/personal-lease-cars/rolls-royce

[Marlew]

Yes, I usually take the Silver Phantom when I'm stag shooting on the fuckin Tweed. 

[Beezer]

Neon look bad in pictures but in the flesh they’re even worse. Truly hideous. The grey looks way classier. I’m amazed people think otherwise.

[Super Craig]

I have pairs of Neon Red, Blue and Yellow. I never truly knew happiness until I had them in my life.

[Twinbee]

Folks, does anyone know how long it takes to get the Bluetooth issue repaired these days if you post your joycon to Nintendo? Bought a launch console and myself and the kids have just used it as a Zelda machine, which means the joucon issue has only really caused minor problems. I plan to get Mario for Xmas so I'd like it back well before then ideally. Thanks!

[milko]

9 hours ago, deKay said:

 

I've been using it constantly.

 

EDIT: I usually "steer" my character in games like this with the right stick moving the camera, rather than using the left stick to move. If you see what I mean.

 

I played a few more hours today and paid attention, I use it lots too. Turns out it’s so easy I’d not really realised. On the other hand I don’t have a Pro controller so far so I have no muscle memory of that thumb position to beat. But yeah, try it the way Nintendo clearly intended, it might surprise you. Probably not, obv.

[Fletch]

I wanted the Neons but have these red ones that came with the Mario pack, I love these arguments about the colour. The neons are the correct choice by the way as it's a toy not a Bang & Olufsen Hi Fi, It's supposed to be fun you po faced grey car driving dullards.

[SMD]

My car is black and my joycons are neon. Fancy those Splatoon ones and the Xenoblade Pro Controller too.

[Rex Grossman]

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I wanted the Neons but have these red ones that came with the Mario pack, I love these arguments about the colour. The neons are the correct choice by the way as it's a toy not a Bang & Olufsen Hi Fi, It's supposed to be fun you po faced grey car driving dullards.

 

It's not a toy, it's a piece of consumer electronics. The SNES is the greatest console of all time. It's grey.

[NickC]

2 minutes ago, Rex Grossman said:

 

The SNES is the greatest console of all time. It's grey.

 

Apart from the red, blue, green and yellow.  You wanted those buttons to be grey too, amirite?

[drewthmsn]

I'm ordering a green and pink pair to go with the blue and red we already have. Was planning on grey but I honestly like the neon colours in person - and they complement the bright colourful games too

[Rex Grossman]

2 minutes ago, NickC said:

 

Apart from the red, blue, green and yellow.  You wanted those buttons to be grey too, amirite?

 

Are you arguing that that the SNES is NOT a grey console?

[Not Thread Owner]

My left joycon is grey and the right is red.

[NickC]

10 minutes ago, Rex Grossman said:

Are you arguing that that the SNES is NOT a grey console?

 

Ah, Rex.  I'm just joshing you. 

 

Has your interaction with your consumer electronic device been pleasurable this week? 

[Rex Grossman]

Just now, NickC said:

 

Ah, Rex.  I'm just joshing you. 

 

Have you enjoyed interacting with your consumer electronic device this week? 

 

It has been most satisfactory and I've enjoyed the nods of respect from my peers on public transport.

[Rex Grossman]

11 minutes ago, deKay said:

My left joycon is grey and the right is red.

 

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Mike S]

22 hours ago, Capwn said:

Also is it just me who constantly gets mixed up over select/deselect when switching from Switch to PS4 and PS4 to Switch? Even after months of having the Switch that still confuses me. 

 

No.

 

I haven’t used the PS4 since getting the Switch back in April.

[Corranga]

16 hours ago, Rex Grossman said:

These are also better in grey and are very good prices.

It won't be of interest for those with red or neon switches.

 

http://www.fleetprices.co.uk/personal-lease-cars/rolls-royce

 

Surely with mortgage grey you can't afford one of those, but either way, boring joycons deserve a boring car. 

Give me a neon lambo to go with my shiny fun-cons any day.

[Parappa]

16 hours ago, Rex Grossman said:

 

I did exactly the same.

I dread to think the effect it would have on my income and investments if I was seen with such a garish item in public.

I have my neon switch (in a case) on my desk at work whilst on the verge of a job promotion.

 

This post made me put it in my draw.

[Rex Grossman]

1 minute ago, Freeman said:

 

Surely with mortgage grey you can't afford one of those, but either way, boring joycons deserve a boring car. 

Give me a neon lambo to go with my shiny fun-cons any day.

 

It'll be a canary yellow Saxo VTS and you know it.

[Pug]

I'd love black joycons, doubt we'll see any.

[LaveDisco]

Colourful is better than non colourful. 

 

But I don’t want a bright flash of colour docked right by the television. Grey blends much better. 

 

So grey it is. 

[Rex Grossman]

1 minute ago, LaveDisco said:

Colourful is better than non colourful. 

 

But I don’t want a bright flash of colour docked right by the television. Grey blends much better. 

 

So grey it is. 

 

Leave the colour for the screen. Less is more in home decor.

[ZOK]

30 minutes ago, Rex Grossman said:

 

Leave the colour for the screen. Less is more in home decor.

 

Sorry Ben, I opted for neon, so this matter has been decided.

 

I appreciate you probably bought yours before I stepped in to Snitch ownership and settled this, but I think they’ve held their resale value pretty well and you shouldn’t lose out too much when you replace your grey set.

 

In other news, the only disappointing thing about the neon controllers is that the blue one isn’t really neon at all. The red one though is perfect.

[Rex Grossman]

Just now, ZOK said:

 

Sorry Ben, I opted for neon, so this matter has been decided.

 

I appreciate you probably bought yours before I stepped in to Snitch ownership and settled this, but I think they’ve held their resale value pretty well and you shouldn’t lose out too much when you replace your grey set.

 

In other news, the only disappointing thing about the neon controllers is that the blue one isn’t really neon at all. The red one though is perfect.

 

The fact you've put Snitch tells us all we need to know about the sophistication of your tastes.

[Azrael]

I have grey joycon but am holding out buying others in the hope for some official Purple ones. 

[Shimmyhill]

Pass the peas @Rex Grossman