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revlob

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7 minutes ago, Napole0n said:

Hmm, seems this console is for Hellcock and at a stretch maybe Kerraig. The rest of us shouldn't bother really.

 

3 minutes ago, robotattack said:

I've already cancelled my pre-order because I know I'm not attractive or cool enough.

 

That's not how advertising works! We buy this shit because we're not like the people in the advert. Buying a Switch will transform your meagre life into a non-stop party filled with young, attractive people. Women will want to sleep with you, men will want to be you. You'll still have to take the bus everywhere, though.

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Adrock

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On Friday morning I'll rock upto the train station with my Switch, neon of course, and no games. I'll sit on the train and play around with the menus in the hope that someone, hopefully an attractive lady, will give me the same response that ever so lucky gentleman in the advert got.

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Lorfarius

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13 minutes ago, Adrock said:

On Friday morning I'll rock upto the train station with my Switch, neon of course, and no games. I'll sit on the train and play around with the menus in the hope that someone, hopefully an attractive lady, will give me the same response that ever so lucky gentleman in the advert got.

 

Will you be shaking your balls at people?

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R0b

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57 minutes ago, Gizamaluke said:

I was just thinking to myself that the current popularity of survival games would make this the perfect time for Nintendo to reboot Lost in Blue on the Switch.

 

As always, your taste is exceptional.

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24 minutes ago, Lorfarius said:

 

Will you be shaking your balls at people?

 

Whatever it takes, man.

 

I just know I'll end up paying £50 on launch night for Zelda, because they know they'll have a captive audience. Might be time to get the game ordered, then I'll be able to take the sealed cheaper copy back to Smyth's shortly after.

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Jonathan_Kerr

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That video really sold me on the Switch.

Got a baby due in a few days and we have a small apartment with one TV, so can't see myself getting any game time on that. I can see getting a Switch will allow me to get some proper game time in on the train.

The off-screen gaming from titles like 1, 2 Switch show a lot of potential too.
 

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pulsemyne

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Interestingly looks like dev kit version have 64 gigs on board (you can see that on the built in number on the screen above). Not totally surprising as debugging etc can eat space, but does hint that if nintendo wants to in the future they could release an expanded storage version of the switch.

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jonamok

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I saw the SB add and really wanted one.

 

Then I watched that lifestyle ad with all of those hipster twats and now I don't.*

 

 

 

* I still do, natch. But I'm just mad that I'm not young and cool, and that Ninty are rubbing my face in it.

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