Nintendo Switch

[Strafe]

1 hour ago, shirubagan said:

 

Same price at CD Keys if you’re after the digital version. 

 

That is the digital version. There’s a physical box with a code in it but the shopto one is just a code.

[Alex W.]

Given Nintendo’s track record for using Donkey Konga bongos to illustrate parents for the Wii technology and the like, I think those rails could be for just about anything.

[Dudley]

9 hours ago, Keyboard Koala said:

Nintendo has apparently filed a patent in Japan for a new type of thing you'll have to repair 6 months later.

 

[Cyhwuhx]

10 hours ago, ann coulter said:

I'm stuck in Super Metroid! @Cyhwuhx Is it possible to fuck up your progress by sequence breaking? I used a few timed bombs to bounce my way up through a little gap in a room in Norfair which I'm not sure I was supposed to do, and proceeded to get the speed booster. Eventually I made my way to an elevator that leads from Maridia to Crateria, but at the top of the elevator my path is now blocked by a yellow door (don't have a weapon for opening this) and when I make my way back down to the room I came from in Maridia, the door I originally came through is still yellow. The only other path is blocked by a power-bombable floor, and I don't have power bombs. 

 

It is possible yes, I almost blew mine this weekend by trying to get the Grapple before Power Bombs (well, it doesn't really lock you out, but will require a lot of bomb jumping to get out again).

 

But the Speed Booster is in Norfair, so how did you enter Maridia? Did you also pick up the Wave Beam? Because otherwise you might be in top Brinstar Red instead where the Power Bomb is located.

 

EDIT: also, don't forget you can rewind!

[Cyhwuhx]

10 hours ago, Rex Grossman said:

Starting playing Super Metroid for basically the first time ever. Already stuck.

 

Am at a bit where the only way I can see to progress is a passageway that has two doors that close. I can run through before the first one closes but can’t reach the second in time. I then have to lay a bomb to break the floor to return to try again.

 

I have 2 types of missiles, high jump, ball, charge shot. What obvious thing am I missing?

 

Go up the elevator from Norfair to Brinstar again and looks very closely at the wall on the right.

[shirubagan]

2 hours ago, Strafe said:

 

That is the digital version. There’s a physical box with a code in it but the shopto one is just a code.

 

This I did not know. Seems like a stupid waste of plastic and carbon emissions.

[Rex Grossman]

1 hour ago, Cyhwuhx said:

 

Go up the elevator from Norfair to Brinstar again and looks very closely at the wall on the right.

 

[Alexlotl]

3 hours ago, mdn2 said:

We should find out what that weird plastic new peripheral thing is all about today. I'm guessing sex toy. 

 

[Dr Nookie]

Here's a thing, Amazon offer a 2 year warranty on consoles for £12.75 which includes accidental damage.  Think I'd rather go for that than Nintendo direct tbh.

Anyone ever had it/needed to use it?

[joffocakes]

Heres the new video for the mad hoop:

 

 

[Chooch]

Wow

[joffocakes]

Looking forward to stretching out my own ring this October.

[Keyboard Koala]

 

Oh yeah!!

 

 

...

I didn't know tie dye shirts were back. I'm so out of touch with youth culture these days....

[Benny]

My body isn't ready.

[Flub]

In the old days we used to just have a wank. We were so vanilla

[Keyboard Koala]

I kinda like the idea, but that ring looks like it'll snap after just a few too excited sessions.

[bradigor]

Yeah, why not. 

[SpagMasterSwift]

Those presenters tho...

[Flub]

4 minutes ago, Keyboard Koala said:

I kinda like the idea, but that ring looks like it'll snap after just a few too excited sessions.

 

You don't want to snap your ring.

[Strafe]

That dude in the video is mad creepy

[Hylian]

Could they have picked a more nauseating pair of bellends?

[momomo]

We love Nintendo when they are at their mad innovation best when it comes.to input

 

From game and watch d pad, nes joypads, snes shoulder buttons,  n64 analogue controller, wiimote, balance board, switch joy con and now ring con and leg con

Its all about input baby

 

[rgraves]

Some people have already been hands-on:

 

https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/12/20860767/ring-fit-adventure-nintendo-switch-fitness-game-price-release-date

 

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-09-12-nintendos-new-ring-con-is-a-welcome-return-to-wii-weirdness

[Keyboard Koala]

9 minutes ago, Hylian said:

Could they have picked a more nauseating pair of bellends?

 

If you get that Switch ring, their beauty and success could be yours too.

[Benny]

Ignoring the massive ring chat for a moment - I've been considering getting Iconoclasts on Switch - is it a recommended buy?

[Jamie John]

6 minutes ago, Benny said:

Ignoring the massive ring chat for a moment - I've been considering getting Iconoclasts on Switch - is it a recommended buy?

 

I got fed up with it, although some people really like it.

 

How's that for a completely useless post?

[Girth Certificate]

goddamn those 2 actors are properly dead behind the eyes. Sociopaths

[Kevvy Metal]

Is it a goatse sim?

[Girth Certificate]

Kegel of Zelda

[Darren]

To be fair, they probably had to audition a lot of people before finding a pair that could do that advert without collapsing in giggles.

 

And even then they had to deprogram them from whatever cult they were recruiters for previously.