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They're only shit shows because the new XBOX is crap and a waste of time. If you actually want to play quality 1st party titles, Sony is the only game in town. And don't give me any of that Skyrim rubbish, because the game is bollocks. It's just Dungeon Master for babies - all you do is mash Right Trigger to win.

 

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1 hour ago, squirtle said:

Welcome!

 

Thanks!

 

1 hour ago, Darren said:


Blimey, if we’re level headed and sensible about the new consoles I dread to think what it’s like anywhere else.

 

50 minutes ago, Thor said:

Was gonna say! Those threads are regular shit shows. :lol:

 

48 minutes ago, Lying Cat said:

They're only shit shows because the new XBOX is crap and a waste of time. If you actually want to play quality 1st party titles, Sony is the only game in town. And don't give me any of that Skyrim rubbish, because the game is bollocks. It's just Dungeon Master for babies - all you do is mash Right Trigger to win.

 

 

*cough* I'll just be leaving.. 

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12 minutes ago, Lying Cat said:

 

It's okay. Just pledge your undying Allegiance to [Console that ultimately won the generation] and we'll be all good.

 

That would be the Nintendo Switch, yes? All hail Nintendo! 

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3 minutes ago, AlexM said:

 

That would be the Nintendo Switch, yes? All hail Nintendo! 

 

Hmmmmmm. Alright, that'll do. Generally we don't mess with the Nintendo fans around here. I mean, the Sony and Microsoft fans are just your standard bunch of savages attempting to own the truth, but there's something else about the Nintendo guys. It's eerie.

 

2 minutes ago, squirtle said:

Long live the new flesh... I mean the Wii U!

 

**slowly inserts Wii U remote into chest cavity**

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32 minutes ago, Lying Cat said:

 

Hmmmmmm. Alright, that'll do. Generally we don't mess with the Nintendo fans around here. I mean, the Sony and Microsoft fans are just your standard bunch of savages attempting to own the truth, but there's something else about the Nintendo guys. It's eerie.

 

 

**slowly inserts Wii U remote into chest cavity**


So this is a sensible place after all! You had me worried for a moment. I cut my teeth on the original Game Boy & Tetris, and my first ‘real’ home consoles was a SNES, Nintendo has a special place in my heart.. 

 

That’s not to say there haven’t been others, but we only whisper about those.. the original PlayStation, the Dreamcast, the Xbox 360.. but the Switch brought me back home (of course, every Nintendo console has been there, vying for my attention, but it just wasn’t the same). 
 

These new consoles.. they’re just missing that special something.  
 

 

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9 minutes ago, Lying Cat said:

 

Games. You're talking about games.


..yep, that’s it. One of my most memorable (non-nintendo) games of this generation is Ori and the Blind Forest, and that’s now on the Switch :hug:, I love this thing. 

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1 minute ago, AlexM said:


..yep, that’s it. One of my most memorable (non-nintendo) games of this generation is Ori and the Blind Forest, and that’s now on the Switch :hug:, I love this thing. 

 

Have you got Hades yet? You'll be wanting that if you haven't already.

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3 minutes ago, Lying Cat said:

 

Have you got Hades yet? You'll be wanting that if you haven't already.


I haven’t, I tried Bastion and Transistor before and they didn’t grip me (they’re on the ‘I’ll get back to it, one day’ list) - is this likely to be different enough for me to give it a shot?

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55 minutes ago, AlexM said:


I haven’t, I tried Bastion and Transistor before and they didn’t grip me (they’re on the ‘I’ll get back to it, one day’ list) - is this likely to be different enough for me to give it a shot?

I didn't get on with either of those either, but Hades is ace. We have quite a busy Impressions thread in general!

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Imagine joining here thinking we're all level headed and serious and not a bunch of arses ready to get into an argument at the drop of a hat. Also, fuck you for dropping my hat, I paid good money for that and it's better than your hat, it has a higher thread count and keeps my head warmer than your hat. Fuck away with your shit hat. 

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On 05/10/2020 at 22:20, AlexM said:


..yep, that’s it. One of my most memorable (non-nintendo) games of this generation is Ori and the Blind Forest, and that’s now on the Switch :hug:, I love this thing. 

Hollow Knight if you haven't got that. 

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