Liverpool Football Club Thread

[bradigor]

Let's fuck Everton at the weekend and win the European Cup.

 

Liverpool having a dud of a season, Everton and Moyes looking at 4th... Where is the final this year?

 

German team in the first Knock out round too. 

 

Who knows

 

 

[glb]

Man United slip to fourth after they remember they have a PE teacher in charge, Liverpool, languishing in seventh in the table, win the Champions League and take their place next season.

 

There would be so many gifs posted. So, so many.

[Chewylegs]

Anybody heard this nonsense (might not be) about Alisson and Robbo having a fight in the dressing room at Leicester and Klopp storming out and saying "fuck this". Apparently that and our form is enough for him to be on his way NOW!

 

All sounds a bit far fetched to me.

[Gabe]

Well I can imagine a bit of a dust-up, certainly - but to me that just shows the players care, so I don't have a problem with that. Klopp walking out? Who knows where his head is, he's just lost his mum after all so who could blame him if it was true.

[Stig]

11 hours ago, Chewylegs said:

Anybody heard this nonsense (might not be) about Alisson and Robbo having a fight in the dressing room at Leicester and Klopp storming out and saying "fuck this". Apparently that and our form is enough for him to be on his way NOW!

 

All sounds a bit far fetched to me.

 

It's just WhatsApp messages from people with names blanked out from unreliable sources. It's utter bullshit

[glb]

 

 

 

[Adrock]

Big game tonight. Not sure the team in its current state are in the right position to avoid a hiding. Leipzig are the kind of team that will take advantage of the weakness Liverpool have shown recently.

[CheekyLee]

Am I dreaming, or have 2 fouls against us resulted in yellow cards? That's more or less unheard of in the Prem this season.

[CheekyLee]

A LONG RANGE SHOT! 

[ilpostino]

Is Martin Tyler on the UK feed? He's on mine and he's just non-stop miserable. 

[Adrock]

No. It's BT, he doesn't work for BT.

[Adrock]

I think Liverpool need an away goal even if it means conceding. The away goal is very important.

[Adrock]

That'll do.

[Chewylegs]

Get in!

[CheekyLee]

Salah does not fuck about!

[CheekyLee]

This is quite nice!

[ryodi]

Nice to have some catastrophic defending from the opposition for a change.

[CheekyLee]

Just now, ryodi said:

Nice to have some catastrophic defending from the opposition for a change.

I swear this is because the referee hasn't set out to negate our pressing by any means necessary. It's lead to our players doing what they do best, and has meant Leipzig can't allow themselves to be comfortable. 

 

My kingdom for this kind of officiating in England! He's been brilliant, by which I mean competent.

[Adrock]

Looking at the way Leipzig are playing it's tailor made for the Liverpool front three. Pressing from the front is creating panic and some terrible decision making outside of the mistakes that led to the goals.

 

The high line is being exploited very well. The midfield is also doing really well in the press. Thiago is even managing to not foul everyone.

[Chewylegs]

5 minutes ago, CheekyLee said:

I swear this is because the referee hasn't set out to negate our pressing by any means necessary. It's lead to our players doing what they do best, and has meant Leipzig can't allow themselves to be comfortable. 

 

My kingdom for this kind of officiating in England! He's been brilliant, by which I mean competent.

It's actually really odd. It used to be that refs in Europe would blow up much quicker than premier league ones. It now seems the opposite.

[CheekyLee]

5 minutes ago, Chewylegs said:

It's actually really odd. It used to be that refs in Europe would blow up much quicker than premier league ones. It now seems the opposite.

This guy tonight has been perfect, can have no complaints. He's allowing shoulder-to-shoulder, and blowing for pushes or pulls both ways. Exactly what we need at the moment.

[Chewylegs]

Oxlade Chamberlain worries me everytime he comes on the pitch these days. Klopp keeps doing it as well.  He's a CAM, and we don't need him when we are winning.  Very odd sub again.

[ryodi]

Lucky escape at the end of the game, he should have scored. 

[Chewylegs]

Cracking result

[bradigor]

Now let's fuck the bitters 

[glb]

6 minutes ago, ryodi said:

Lucky escape at the end of the game, he should have scored. 

Didn’t though.

 

 

[glb]

Think we’d still get £20m for Oxlaide-Chamberlain, and he’s done little this season to even justify his continued cameo appearances.

 

I’d like Shaq to stay but he’s another that could be moved on for a half-decent amount. Minamino will likely go (a swap for Ings? ) Maybe get £10m for Nat Phillips, plus, of course, the Champions League winnings coming in May.
 

There should be a decent pot to buy one of Mbappe’s legs.

[Oh Danny Boy]

It’s a real shame as AOC was really looking like potential captain material prior to that injury. He still hadn’t gotten over it, maybe he will never.

[Chewylegs]

16 hours ago, Pockets said:

I think AOC might be done. A shame if so but he’s not really come back from the last injury lay off. 

Sadly me too.  He looks like he needs a run of games to see whether he can be useful still, but we can't give him that run the way we are playing at the moment.

 

Definitely a few players that need to leave at the end of the season and fresh blood needed.  Depending on what happens with the new defensive players (one loaned, one cheap). I think we need to get rid of Origi, Shaq, AOC, Matip and bring in CB, Firmino replacement and if he goes, Gini replacement.

 

Having said that though, we have Keita, Jones, Thiago, Henderson, Fabinho all vying for 3 places.

 

Jones has been the biggest positive of this season for me.

 

 

 

 

[glb]

Origi! Forgot about him. If Edwards can get £23m for Brewster, he can probably do a straight swap of Divock for Haaland.

 

Think if Keita gets injured again before the end of the season he’ll be moved on. Exactly the sort of player we need in midfield, especially if Gini goes, but wholly unreliable fitness-wise.