Liverpool Football Club Thread

[Stig]

I've gone tonight and it's the least enthusiastic I've ever been attending a game.

[reef]

Last season the first game I couldn't be bothered watching was Hull away. At least that was April. This season I was so close to skipping this one and watching Bake Off instead. Doesn't bode well. The complete lack of movement is killing me.

[Nicky]

any news on why Ibehre isnt on for Carlisle?

[angel]

car -fucking -lisle. dear me. came back to SSN after 20 mins away and its 1-1

if they somehow pull if off, even the draw, he should go. tonight

[hmm]

I've never wanted us to lose, no matter the rubbish that's going on around the club. That seems a bit odd to me.

I was largely joking. I don't really think our games actually need to be censored either.

That said, our results and, more importantly, our football have been awful for well over a year now - ever since we crumbled at Palace in our glorious run to second place in fact. Even when we put a run of results together in the middle of last season we weren't actually playing very well. It's hard to be enthusiastic about winning when it probably just means one extra game you wish you hadn't bothered turning the TV on for.

[Gabe]

I was largely joking. I don't really think our games actually need to be censored either.

That said, our results and, more importantly, our football have been awful for well over a year now - ever since we crumbled at Palace in our glorious run to second place in fact. Even when we put a run of results together in the middle of last season we weren't actually playing very well. It's hard to be enthusiastic about winning when it probably just means one extra game you wish you hadn't bothered turning the TV on for.

I agreed with that bit!

And the rest of that post, too. We are pretty woeful to watch far too often and there are few games of late where you can say the team played really well. At best we tend to look workmanlike and, Coutinho apart, we don't have any players that currently excite or really get the crowd going. It's quite sad.

[angel]

cant beat carlisle at home, i cannot wait for brendans assessment. oh well, theyre a good side, they put us under pressure. you were ahead against carlisle brendan. p45 time.

[Chewylegs]

angel, your boring, go away!

[Gabe]

any news on why Ibehre isnt on for Carlisle?

Your avatar is perfect for how I feel about this game.

[angel]

angel, your boring, go away!

im not wrong though pal

carlisle almost won it.

[reef]

They look more likely to score than we do right now.

[Nicky]

extra time will feel like a victory for Carlisle tonight. They've been going mental all week up here in Cumbria.

[bradigor]

I think the board need to show some brass now and make the tough decision. It is a shambles right now.

[Nick_L]

This is bad.

[Nicky]

they've just said on SSN 38 shots on target for you lot? madness.

[angel]

mclaren and rodgers to go tonight.

[Timbuktu]

cant beat carlisle at home, i cannot wait for brendans assessment. oh well, theyre a good side, they put us under pressure. you were ahead against carlisle brendan. p45 time.

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I'm sure we showed 'character'.

[Gabe]

they've just said on SSN 38 shots on target for you lot? madness.

I think 37 of those have been from Coutinho since he came on.

[angel]

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I'm sure we showed 'character'.

im sure you'll pull it out of the bag and win 2 or 3-1 but if by some calamity he loses, he wont meet the media

tommo in despair on sky, absolutely hilarious

[hmm]

They said 'on target'... I love little Phil - one of the few positives in recent times - but he's not exactly clinical!

[Stig]

Or gonna be here much longer if we carry on like this.

[Stig]

Miners passing

[ryodi]

Lovren injured and leaving the field on a stretcher.

[Rev]

I don't have commentary on my stream - what's happened? Looks bad if there's oxygen, but the actual fall looked fairly innocuous.

[Gabe]

Broken ankle maybe for Lovren, based on oxygen being administered?

[reef]

Lovren fucks his leg up, needs to be stretchered off, leg in a brace and you know we are all sat here thinking "never mind, at least Sakho will now start".

Obviously only joking, you never want to see that.

[SMD]

I think the board need to show some brass now and make the tough decision. It is a shambles right now.

Haha they haven't made any tough decisions at all

[reef]

Fuck me : 47 shots we've had. What a fucking shambles!

[Stig]

The fact Carlisle have managed to take us to penalties is a joke. Won or lose, it's time for a change.

[Rev]

I genuinely don't know how you've managed to make Milner shit. Of all the safe signings in the universe, that should be one. I mean, not exciting, but safe.