Liverpool Football Club Thread

[dug]

It's fair to say I wasn't predicting this scoreline at half time. What happened?!

[bradigor]

Harvey and Mo

[glb]

With Haaland to come on Sunday, will Liverpool be the first side to win and lose 7-1 in the same week?

[bradigor]

Just now, glb said:

With Haaland to come on Sunday, will Liverpool be the first side to win and lose 7-1 in the same week?

 

Beat me to it. Was about to say I am much more confident about the weekend now and think we'll lose 6-1 instead of 9-0.

[Azrael]

Only 1 min added on, must have felt sorry for them. Isn't it meant to be 30 seconds for each goal? 

[bradigor]

I believe today (or yesterday) was the anniversary of the Besiktas mauling. 

[glb]

2 minutes ago, Azrael said:

Only 1 min added on, must have felt sorry for them. Isn't it meant to be 30 seconds for each goal? 

It is. Dammit. Could have kept the game going forever!

[glb]

Konate is a fitness doubt for tomorrow, so we could be about to get the duel the Premier League has been building to for the past 30 years: Erling Haaland Vs Nat Phillips.

 

Strap in.

[Adrock]

Oh jesus. Get ready for a spanking.

[bradigor]

14 minutes ago, Adrock said:

Oh jesus. Get ready for a spanking.

 

I can't imagine Pep's pre game talk with Haaland going like that. He is already terrified of Phillips 

[Azrael]

I was joking to a friend that we should have used Phillips in the Community Shield specifically to break Haaland's legs and end his season before it started,  maybe we'll put that plan into action tomorrow.

[Chewylegs]

Let's think positive, 4 goals today.

 

3 to one side and 1 to the other.

 

 

[bradigor]

Just realised, I won't be home in time from the Liverpool game to see this. So will be a great game now

[ryodi]

I expect a reverse of the 2017 game. Haaland will be sent off for a high boot and Liverpool will win 5=0.

[glb]

At the point where a draw would be a bonus. Likely nine points off 4th by kick-off, and can’t really allow that gap to get much wider before the World Cup.

[The Fox]

Which one of you is this

 

 

[Chewylegs]

OMFG!

 

[glb]

Holy. Shit. Just close the club. Turn Anfield into flats. That’s the worst thing I’ve seen this weekend and I watched Halloween Ends last night.

[ryodi]

Milner is at right back so I fear the worst. 

[Azrael]

Going to be messy today 

[Adrock]

Oh fuck me, the team are in trouble today. Gomez has all the physical attributes but just doesn't have the mindset for it.

[CheekyLee]

Let's have some positivity, yeah? Salah to walk off with the match ball, saying to Haaland "This is still my house, bitch!"

 

4-0

[CheekyLee]

Old-man Milner has Foden in a box. City replacing the tactical foul with "tactically fouled", but Anthony Taylor not buying any of it. Of course, we still have to beat VAR who should be talking about Rodri, but nothing new there.

 

Once again, we're showing the rest of the league how to play against this lot. So far, all pointing to a 93rd minute snatch &grab from a City player who shouldn't even still be on the field by then.

[ryodi]

Should have been a corner for Liverpool instead a goal kick that City score from. 

[footle]

Let me get that right - city just scored from a goal kick that should have been a corner?

[CheekyLee]

Fuck me! Referee in "doing his job properly" shock. 

[footle]

Just now, CheekyLee said:

Fuck me! Referee in "doing his job properly" shock. 

apart from the bit immediately before that

[Azrael]

If Salah would pass to Jota we'd probably have had two goals by now. 

[CheekyLee]

Jota might be  a bit rusty, or carrying an injury. Should be good to see what Nunez does now he's on, but at this point I can't find fault with any red shirt on that field.

[bradigor]

On the way home from the Liverpool game. Just popped three radio on