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(City Weekly Awards!)

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Game one was a very tight affair with both sides looking for that elusive first win of the season. It looked as though City were to take a well earned point in this fixture but a sloppy goal cost us. This was representative of the voting with our Gaffer Mitchell post-16834-0-14227000-1366811908.png picking up the first of these awards. His solid defensive performance whilst controlling the 3 CB's almost single handedly gave us a draw!

Mitchell- 3 votes

Trevski- 1 vote

Funtime Dave- 1 vote

Gerry Helmet- 1 vote

Heretic- 1 vote

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The second game of the night saw the ever present defence acknowledged once again. So much so that the team deemed it necessary to vote for two man of the matches in this one. The award this time being shared by Mitchell post-16834-0-14227000-1366811908.png and Nathan post-16834-0-14227000-1366811908.png. Mitchell is already a man living up to his reputation as Mr. Fantastic and some amazing last ditch tackles kept us from conceding, whilst Nathan finally managed to find the pass button that has eluded him in previous seasons, with the gaffer himself saying: "Like a man posessed on the wing, breaking/linking up play and passing 200% better than in the cup. Has taken on board his valuable feedback and had a blinder."

Mitchell- 3 votes

Nathan- 3 votes

Pants- 1 vote

Smithstock- 1 vote

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Goal of the Night!

With only one goal being scored on the night, you would think that this would be a whitewash. Whilst Heretic post-16834-0-30711300-1366812057.jpg does get the nod in this one for his coolly taken penalty, he didn't get all the plaudits.

Heretic- 6 votes

Dave's Dive- 1 vote

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The Sergei Ignashevich- sponsored

"You've Been Shamed" award

In homage to the hardman himself, the first time this award has been seen has also been won by one of our very own. This prestigious accolade goes to record signing Heretic post-16834-0-93933600-1366812102.png with his wafer thin excuse for taking the penalty. With everyone screaming for Smithstock to take it, Heretic's "I didn't know I had to change the player" argument seemed a likely story, however as he buried it I think we can forgive him!

Heretic's excuse- 2 votes

Gerry's throw in Lulz- 1 vote

Smith's "a trick too far"- 1 vote

Graham Dunn- 1 vote

"I have no idea...Pants!"- 1 vote

Season 21 Stats

Man of the Match awards

Mitchell post-16834-0-14227000-1366811908.png- 6 votes

Nathan post-16834-0-14227000-1366811908.png- 3 votes

Trevski- 1 vote

Pants- 1 vote

Funtime Dave- 1 vote

Gerry Helmet- 1 vote

Smithstock- 1 vote

Heretic- 1 vote

Goal of the Night awards

Heretic post-16834-0-30711300-1366812057.jpg- 6 votes

Dave's Dive- 1 vote

The Ignashamed Award

Heretic post-16834-0-93933600-1366812102.png- 2 votes

Gerry's throw in Lulz- 1 vote

Smith's "a trick too far"- 1 vote

Graham Dunn- 1 vote

"I have no idea...Pants!"- 1 vote

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Haha, thanks for the support Trev.

Gerry Helmet is the bookies odds on favourite. Smithstock is 2nd at even money. Was going to put Funtime at about 5 to 1, but he probably couldn't be bothered replying.

wasn't Gerry or Smithstock ;)

Also, didn't get Smithstock's votes in because he's away

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Awesome stuff Nath!

And now, a message from Sepp Blatter:

Please make sure your team is ready to play at 10pm. NOT 10:05, and not just signing in at 10pm. Most people make the effort to be online and ready to play at 10pm and that is when the games should start. By not being ready and making everyone wait you are acting like a cunt (wincho said it, not me), so don't do it!

I'll see everyone tonight at 9.55 at the latest. Please wait for the team which should be coming directly...

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...and the team is in for our Week 2 Fixtures vs. RPL Wanderers.

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OK, from top to bottom:

The Gruffalos - Mitchell

The Lizard - Gerry Helmet

Iron Man - Nathan

The Hulk - Funtime Dave

Black Widow - Pants McSkill

James P. Sullivan - Heretic

The Green Goblin - Trevski

Ok, I need you to drop back and use your tail to good affect Lizard, no biting though. I want to see lots of A passes fron Tony Stark into Mr Banner and Sully, I'll try to get up the right and support Ms. Widow, hoping there are no mice anywhere. Lots of 1-2's and try to get Greenie in. Trev: try not to kill anyone.

TEAM.

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Sorry Gerry. Still, if it wasn't for me.......

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Played, again lads. When we get more on, who knows how good we'll be? If you had have said at the beginning of the night that we'd have 5 players on,have to play 2 anys, against Tris and Outsider, and we'd get 3 points? Well, i'd have ripped their hand off and ran away as fast as Kerzakov.

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We had 4 for a little bit, and I scored the winner! But I bought the keeper out and we lost the 2nd, so it cancelled it out. Boo.

Still. When we get more on, it will be much nicer to play and we'll have more of a laugh and play better!

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I thought it was going in the 6 yard box, then it looped out (it was an outswinger, IIRC?) then I stupidly thought, "Well, I've gone too far now, I might as well carry on." Which was wrong and that.

Let's not fucking dwell on it, Gerry has made me feel enough of a cunt already. At least I have the memory of his woeful shot as Kerzakov to keep me warm at night.

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