"I do all my own stunts - even lovemaking..." ... Annoying adverts thread

[Uncle Mike]

Two ads that leap out to me at the moment. That fucking Ladbrokes one with the cock and the other cunt:

And the really weird new Disnleyland one, that I can't easily find on Google. It's talking to Dads wanting to take their teenage daughter to Disneyland, and it somehow gets the tone exactly wrong and sounds a bit peado-y.

[FSW]

The Stephen Hawking GoCompare one I quite like. I kinda feel dirty for liking it though.

[Monkeyboy]

But Kate still looks like... Kate. FUCK OFF!

[FishyFish]

But Kate still looks like... Kate. FUCK OFF!

"Colour Blend Technology" eh? you can always trust advertising that uses SCIENCE!

[Transient Curse]

The Stephen Hawking GoCompare one I quite like. I kinda feel dirty for liking it though.

The bits with their operatic mascot are filmed on a road I used to live on, fact fans.

I think this makes the ad very exciting. Perhaps less so for most people, admittedly.

[JohnC]

Millicule

[Broker]

I don't like the new first person channel 4 racing one that tries to make horse racing look like its exciting and not an awful, cruel and boring as fuck thing to watch/do.

[DirkCrisis]

That new Lynx "balls" advert (particularly the long version) causes me to wonder how long it will be until Lynx offer up full sex with 1000 call girls as a prize.

[Goose]

The laser eye surgery girl gets on my nerves. 'It's like seeing in HD. I'm not just saying that'

Well I am just saying, piss off.

[deerokus]

It must really have ruined her eyesight if it was like seeing in HD.

[Vulgar Monkey]

Christ, after the premature perspiration ads, lynx have really disappointed.

They were funny, but more importantly choc full of babes. This ad has neither.

[deerokus]

Those premature perspiration ones were just a shameless rip off of:

Copying popular or interesting internet videos is another thing advertisers do all the time.

[Stig]

WOWcher adverts are the worst, especially the one where she's eating sushi.

[FishyFish]

I posted this in off-topic, but it deserves to be seen, even though it's an online advert. 'Tis awesome!

http://www.rainhamsheds.co.uk/

[Chosty]

That fucking whistling on the Homebase ads.

[Commander Jameson]

"You touch. You go. You stay. You touch. You go. You stay. You touch."

(with you on the whistling too)

[dino_jr]

That fucking whistling on the Homebase ads.

The guilt whistle... Any ad with whistling is hiding something.

e.g.: Payday loan ads (shit rates), McDonald (shit food) and so on.

[Mentazm]

Adverts. The whole lot of them. I don't understand what the point of them is. People will buy what they buy. My mate who used to work in ads said the purpose of ads is to sell more ads. Makes sense.

[angel]

Im getting serious, annoyingly annoyed at all of the adverts doing the dumb layman explaining something schtick, with smug music behind. The Sky TY adverts...i got an ipad, my mate said its got tv on it, i said no, he said yes..etc etc. Or the..im techy, but i dont understand how sky plus records from a mobile app. The music behind it all is sickeningly annoying too. Ugh, makes me want to cancel all of my sky.

In fact it seems 90% of ads are some fake attempt at pretending someone is being filmed, explaining how the product works to us.

[JohnC]

That ad for Ariel or Persil with that guy with his "Gladiator" shirt.

[Harsin]

That advert for Galaxy chocolate with CGI Audrey Hepburn makes my skin crawl.

[skadupuk]

That ad for Ariel or Persil with that guy with his "Gladiator" shirt.

The one with the annoying student girl and her fucking "vintage dress" and her little shit eating nodding mate makes me want to put my fist through the screen.

[Jammy]

There seems to be a trend at the moment where women are painted as smug superior cows and men are portraid as hapless idiots at the moment. I HATE those ads.

[Commander Jameson]

There seems to be a trend at the moment where women are painted as smug superior cows and men are portraid as hapless idiots at the moment. I HATE those ads.

That's been going on for years.

[Hanzo the Razor]

Im getting serious, annoyingly annoyed at all of the adverts doing the dumb layman explaining something schtick, with smug music behind. The Sky TY adverts...i got an ipad, my mate said its got tv on it, i said no, he said yes..etc etc. Or the..im techy, but i dont understand how sky plus records from a mobile app. The music behind it all is sickeningly annoying too. Ugh, makes me want to cancel all of my sky.

In fact it seems 90% of ads are some fake attempt at pretending someone is being filmed, explaining how the product works to us.

The current Sky Go add featuring the dumbest cunts in existence acting in mock amazement about being able to watch films on a computer makes me wish that television had never been invented.

[Avuncular]

The current Sky Go add featuring the dumbest cunts in existence acting in mock amazement about being able to watch films on a computer makes me wish that television had never been invented.

The advert is about the fact that you can now download stuff to your device to watch offline rather than streaming over wifi. It's a new feature that a lot of people wouldn't know about.

[Fuddle]

There seems to be a trend at the moment where women are painted as smug superior cows and men are portraid as hapless idiots at the moment. I HATE those ads.

basic rule of advertising. if your selling to a woman, tell her she's cleverer than a man. job done.

[merman]

The family add at the moment are horrendous, from McDonald's fixing a boy's relationship with his future stepdad to the horrible "letters to Warburton".

[deerokus]

The sponsorship bumper things for STV weather are awful. Most won't have seen them. This has an example of one of them, but it isn't the worst, that one involves a talking washing machine.

[Hanzo the Razor]

The advert is about the fact that you can now download stuff to your device to watch offline rather than streaming over wifi. It's a new feature that a lot of people wouldn't know about.

Whatever. It's still incredibly annoying.