Nintendo Wii U

[Uncle Nasty]

[noob]

was in game yesterday (i know, i know) looking at the wii u section, the OH (non gamer) said 'oh, there really isnt a lot of games out for it is there, considering its been out six months'

still, i love mine but come on nintendo, pull your fingers out eh?

[Not Thread Owner]

Four months, but yeah.

[SMD]

Outsourced to Sumo.

No, they ought to be too busy making F-Zero

[scottcr]

Just had a wee co-op session of Pikmin on Nintendoland with the boy. Great fun.

[mogawoods]

Thanks for letting us know.

[scottcr]

You're welcome

[ras el hanout]

The fzero nintendoland game is such a stinker it's amazing.

As for adverts for the WikI they should use footage from the built in camera of real people playing the thing. We scream and shout like cretins playing mariochase. But people looking terrified playing zombiu. Stuff like that would make awesome adverts.

[ras el hanout]

Wiiu

[Uzi]

Just had a wee co-op session of Pikmin on Nintendoland with the boy. Great fun.

You might like this:

www.facebook.com

Stuff like what you posted, goes up on there all of the time.

[mogawoods]

The fzero nintendoland game is such a stinker it's amazing.

As for adverts for the WikI they should use footage from the built in camera of real people playing the thing. We scream and shout like cretins playing mariochase. But people looking terrified playing zombiu. Stuff like that would make awesome adverts.

Wait. The camera needs your permission before it takes any kind of photographic or video footage of you ... right? I need advance warning to put on pants, do my make up etc.

[scottcr]

I know you're all a bunch of miserable singletons... But Pikmin is an excellent little game. There's so much that's dismissed in Nintendoland, but its full of brilliant design, lovely graphics and works really well for families. As though its designed to keep causal and 'core' gamers occupied at the same time

[Larsen B]

The Wii U thread has space for "here is how I'm using my Wii U" posts as well as the "LOL Nintendo doomed no games PS4 uh oh" posts.

[mogawoods]

My auntie phoned me this morning to tell me she shaved a whole minute off her Donkey Kong Crash Course record. Great stuff.

[joffocakes]

Hello, I just bought a Wii U. The main game I got with it is Miiverse, but it also comes with Nintendoland and NSMB U.

Have all the 30p games finished?

[scottcr]

I'm proud of her

[ras el hanout]

Wait. The camera needs your permission before it takes any kind of photographic or video footage of you ... right? I need advance warning to put on pants, do my make up etc.

Ha! I do turn it around when i polish my lighthouse but I do think shots from the camera would convey the FUN well in an ad. The people would have to be told but it'd be better than the cheesy fake stuff.

[scottcr]

Hello, I just bought a Wii U. The main game I got with it is Miiverse, but it also comes with Nintendoland and NSMB U.

Have all the 30p games finished?

You should be able to get FZero still. What's your MiiVerse name

[Massive Invisible Dog]

Hello, I just bought a Wii U. The main game I got with it is Miiverse, but it also comes with Nintendoland and NSMB U.

Have all the 30p games finished?

There's still more to come:

• Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream (NES): March 20 – April 18
  
• Kirby’s Adventure (NES): April 17 – May 16
  
• Super Metroid (SNES): May 15 – June 13
  
• Yoshi (NES): June 12 – July 11
  
• Donkey Kong (NES): July 10 – August 13
  

[joffocakes]

You should be able to get FZero still. What's your MiiVerse name

I bought it online just now; I'll have it tuesday and I'll let you know my MiiVerse name is joffocakes once I've set it up. Will Fzero have finished by then? I love Fzero.

Contemplating Tekken Tag Tournament 2, just so I have a fighting game to test my Wii arcade stick on.

There's still more to come:

• Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream (NES): March 20 – April 18
  
• Kirby’s Adventure (NES): April 17 – May 16
  
• Super Metroid (SNES): May 15 – June 13
  
• Yoshi (NES): June 12 – July 11
  
• Donkey Kong (NES): July 10 – August 13
  

Thanks! The only one of those I'm not interested in is Yoshi. The NES version of Donkey Kong is missing the cement factory stage as well though, right? Still, 30p. Super Metroid is Top Five Games Ever material.

[mogawoods]

I spilled an entire bottle of Innocent orange juice with juicy bits all over myself while I was playing Zombi U this morning. Then I put my clothes in the washing machine. I use Bold fabric conditioner. The washing machine span for exactly one hour and twelve minutes.

[SMD]

Hello, I just bought a Wii U. The main game I got with it is Miiverse, but it also comes with Nintendoland and NSMB U.

Have all the 30p games finished?

F-Zero till next week then Punch-Out NES for the next month. Didn't notice the extra page, MID already got there.

I'm undecided on Punch-Out. On the one hand I'd prefer the SNES version but on the other hand, 30p.

(See Nintendo, this is how you do Virtual Console games)

[mogawoods]

Precisely four minutes ago, my girlfriend used the words 'the' and 'wonderful' in a single sentence, which was very nearly the name of a forthcoming Platinum game exclusive to the Wii U. Earlier, I came in her mouth, and when she kissed me I could taste my own sperm. My name is Adrian. I am 39 years old. Today is Sunday, which is not the day of the week Pikmin 3 will be released. Pikmin 3 will be released on a day of the week, however. I am having pizza for tea, which is a funny coincidence because Mario and Luigi are from Italy. It is also Sunday in Italy. But it is not Sunday in Japan, where Nintendo was founded, because it is Monday there.

[ras el hanout]

That was funny a few posts ago.

[mogawoods]

The Wii U thread has space for it.

[joffocakes]

The NES punch out is brilliant too; really nippy and satisfying to play. Impossible last boss, though.

[sid]

Woah since when did this turn into the miserable cunt thread.

Jeesus fuck let the man tell his story about playing pikmin with his kid and enjoying it.

I despair.

[SMD]

Just switch off all his Nintendos.

[NEG]

Replace them with Sega consoles.

[Not Thread Owner]

Just switch off all his Nintendos.

Then he'll just play on his Nan's Wii.