Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[makkuwata]

Luke!

The candid shot makes him look a little like a pissed off Moonkin, but it's perfect. I still can't believe we're getting this executed so well and earnestly more than a decade after Cock Knocker.

[jonamok]

Moonkin?

[SeanR]

Moonkin?

a bogwoppit knock-off

(it's a WOW thing)

[SpagMasterSwift]

After seeing that Moonkin pic there is no way you can resist clicking the spoiler pic

And being disappointed/relieved...

[Steven]

That's no Moonkin...

[Disgraced Toblerone]

My problem with Abrams is he seems to have nothing to say.

It's Star Wars, not Kieslowski's Decalogue.

[Jg15]

It appears that the wave 1 figures are already being sold on ebay:

http://makingstarwars.net/2015/08/hd-image-of-all-12-the-force-awakens-single-carded-figures/

Very busy artwork for the packaging.

All the figs (bar the Bespin Luke and Vader) are the new characters which I suppose is no surprise in that Disney will will want to cement their status as the new SW lineup going forward.

Who's the guy in the bottom left corner of the pic?

[Sabreman]

He's called Constable Zuvio, but that's all we know. He was only revealed by this toy news.

[Broker]

Who's the testicle chinned storm trooper?

[Pob]

Constable Zuvio

That is an awesome name

[Jg15]

Who's the testicle chinned storm trooper?

That's the new Flametrooper.

[Jumble Jumble]

He's called Constable Zuvio, but that's all we know. He was only revealed by this toy news.

A new character name? To the punmobile!

And then drive it into the fucking sea.

[macosx]

There's a pun that's been on my mind
All the time, Zu-Zu-Zuvio,

[Sabreman]

For all our sakes, let's just agree we can't top that.

[Aloha Snackbar]

Doctor Zhivuvio

[Disgraced Toblerone]

Rear Zuvio (vesuvio)

[Delargey]

These aren't even close to puns.

(Zuvio).

[SeanR]

Dont worry, it'll zuvio-ver...

[Darren]

Q: Who did the gang of German street toughs, who after many run-ins with the local bobbies had amassed several on-the-spot fines that they'd never paid,invite to their party in an attempt to bury the hatchet?

A: Constable Zuvio (constables who we owe) (wi-fi) (sorry)

[Vulgar Monkey]

Sounds like a middling-quality video hosting service.

[Goose]

Some costumes/props at the D23 Disney Expo

http://www.slashfilm.com/the-force-awakens-costumes/

[makkuwata]

That's no Moonkin...

That's very clever and it didn't occur to me. How shall we divide the t-shirt rights when this becomes a marketable thing?

[SpagMasterSwift]

If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.

[JohnC]

Benicio del Toro says it looks like he will be playing a villain in Episode VIII.

[monkeydog]

Benicio del Toro says it looks like he will be playing a villain in Episode VIII.

Force "flip ya" powers?

[Steven]

Colin Trevorrow has now been announced as EP IX director by Disney.

A poster has also been revealed with David Icke lurking around at the bottom.

[ryodi]

Yeah I'm not a fan of the poster.

[Delargey]

ORANGE AND BLUE.

[jonamok]

It's not the official cinema one-sheet, just a D23 event exclusive (according to GAF).

Thank God.

[Nosejam]

Han Shoplo