Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[jonamok]

Is the only new stuff that First Order rally shot at the start? All those TIEs. And some cool looking tanks out there too.

I'm so ready for this.

[SeanR]

FFFFUUUU!!!!

[Glasgowchivas]

There's about 1second of new footage; I wouldn't call it a new trailer.

[Nespresso]

Didn't see any new footage in that trailer. Sorry.

[Comrade]

It's literally just the first shot that is new.

[TehStu]

This year is evaporating, which is making me sad.

But! New Star Wars in 4 months.

[Monkeyboy]

I know, right? And then a spin-off next year? That's how they're doing it, right? Sorry, I haven't really been keeping up. I'm pumped for a Battle of Endor sequel. We need to get Wilford Brimley back on board.

[SpagMasterSwift]

"Into the garbage shoot, flyboy"

[Jug McKenzie]

This lot are trouble (click pic for enormity).

[TehStu]

That's a lot of Jangos.

[lolly]

A cacophony of Jangos

[Jug McKenzie]

A Jangoree, even.

[DeFiBkIlLeR]

This lot are trouble (click pic for enormity).

..but what if this is literally all that's left of the once mighty Empire, I mean don't you feel sad for them?, an embattled race fighting against extinction by a bunch of old space hippies with a grudge, hunting them down. And this is their 'Independence Day' speech by their embattled leader staring defeat in the face.

I'll be cheering for them.

[JohnC]

Wasn't there some discussion about how TIE fighters land earlier? There it is.

[SeanR]

Wasn't there some discussion about how TIE fighters land earlier? There it is.

the hatch is in the roof, how do TIE pilots get in?

[instasis]

A ladder.

[JohnC]

Maybe they could have a Gundam style rope with a foothold on it for when there's no ladder around too.

[Mr Cochese]

A space ladder.

[Darren]

This lot are trouble (click pic for enormity).

Nice new Walkers on the right too.

[wev]

A jingle of Jango's

Lovely, lovely

[SeanR]

A space ladder.

you could use one to enter ships already in orbit, I guess...

[SpagMasterSwift]

We have one of those pull down ladders in our loft, that could work. But then I guess the rebels would just need to tug on the cord and the pilot would be ejected into space. Forget it. Stupid suggestion.

[Mr Cochese]

They should have made everyone in that shot beyond the first couple of rows a cardboard cut-out as a tribute to the end of Star Wars.

[scottcr]

OMG HE HAS RETURNED!

[Jerec]

Classic.

[Mr Cochese]

The guy who got upset about the puddles in LIVE DIE REPEAT will shit the bed when he sees those bits of snow the Stormtroopers haven't swept off their parade ground.

[Fusty Gusset]

Nipped to Sainsbury's, saw this

[Mr Cochese]

Sainsbury's seems to have gone really down-market.

[Steven]

Just a lidl. Aldi people who shop there must need glasses.

[Professor Puzzles]

Asda been there before? (This only works if you say it in a Yorkshire accent.)