Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[Mr Cochese]

[Jumble Jumble]

Maybe Banthas eat their own shit.

[glb]

Wonder if they'll maintain the fine tradition of sexual innuendo in the dialogue.

Cue everyone posting their faves...

Well, when in Rome:

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

[Space Renegade Ulala]

"You came in that thing?"

Still my fav.

[Jumble Jumble]

These aren't innuendo though are they.

[Sabreman]

"TK-421 - why aren't you at your post?"

Eh?

EH?

[Harsin]

[Jumble Jumble]

Human cyborg relations.

[Nick R]

Guys, we've been through all this, almost exactly a year ago.

[Nespresso]

Because I've only seen Chasing Amy yesterday:

And it's something to fill the thread with.

[barkbat]

"But now, we must eat. Come. Good food. Come."

[Professor Puzzles]

Isn't your penis a little small for a stormtrooper?

[Davros sock drawer]

"It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface..."

[jonamok]

The true classic is, of course: "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

[Nespresso]

So glad I posted that video to save this page.

[SeanR]

What about Jabba Wanka?

Jabba no wanna wanga...

[Nespresso]

[Steven]

"You've got a lot of guts coming here...after what you pulled"

[Thread Astaire]

"I thought they smelt bad on the outside".

[Nespresso]

Quality stuff guys. Keep it up.

[jonamok]

"Luke, Luke, slow down. At that speed you're gonna spray your payload all over the trench."

[Nespresso]

but not really though omfg such poor effort

[englishbob]

Well, these are a bit crap! Given the vast catalogue of characters or things they could of chosen to put on the front. The rear art is miles better, but they are not the original versions anyway, so who cares really!

I'd imagine just the word "steelbook" for most means they will literally pay for these anyway regardless.

http://www.zavvi.com/offers/steelbooks/star-wars.list?widget_id=58507

http://www.polygon.com/2015/8/6/9107859/star-wars-saga-limited-edition-blu-ray

[TehStu]

Custom posters for all 6 films to collect in honey nut cheerios, at the moment. I've got II and VI so far.

You're welcome.

[Jug McKenzie]

Well, these are a bit crap! Given the vast catalogue of characters or things they could of chosen to put on the front. The rear art is miles better, but they are not the original versions anyway, so who cares really!

http://www.zavvi.com/offers/steelbooks/star-wars.list?widget_id=58507

http://www.polygon.com/2015/8/6/9107859/star-wars-saga-limited-edition-blu-ray

I thought the same at first, but then it occurred to me that having the poster artwork on the back means they can be completely free of any text, which is quite unusual for these particular images.

[Jug McKenzie]

Not long now before we start finding this sort of thing at the bottom of our Rice Krispies boxes:

[englishbob]

Would welcome back Letrasets with open arms! Even at 44!

[Jerec]

Late to the party but has anyone said the Han Solo classic:

"Back Door huh? Good idea!"

[Goose]

Couple of seconds of new footage from a Korean TV spot that showed up online today, courtesy of Hey You Guys.

http://www.heyuguys.com/star-wars-the-force-awakens-tv-spot/

[Jug McKenzie]

This film is going to be fucking brilliant.