Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[NEG]

Except for the 40 years before he decided that when he said it was about other things. Lucas has changed his mind a million times and acting like the existing films were ever planned out or had any real structure is ridiculous.

Not since the start, sure. But in recent stuff at least! Since ROTJ maybe? Eh eh?

[whizzo]

The whole "cold blooded killer" thing is bollocks anyway, it's obvious from the dialogue that Greedo's intention is to kill Han.

Which is why Han shot him before he did that. in a cold blooded way.

[SeanR]

Which is why Han shot him before he did that. in a cold blooded way.

Greedo was already pointing a gun at Han, so it was self-defence

[The Grand Pursuivant]

Come back Star Wars puns, all is forgiven.

Fifty Shades Of Rey

[Sponge]

Greedo for Speedo

[The Disco]

Rey'r Windu.

[NEG]

Greedo of the Daleks

[Jumble Jumble]

Furious Red 5

Gone in just a few more seconds

Deep Impacted On The Surface

What Dreams May Come On Chewie Hit The Hyperdrive

[Captain Kelsten]

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon

[Jumble Jumble]

Leiadevil

[Captain Kelsten]

Leia Cake

[SeanR]

3:15 to Yavin

[Sponge]

Wtf Sean we've had that one already.

[SeanR]

Many Bothans lived and died in LA

Guardians of a galaxy far far away

[SeanR]

LOBOTs run

[TehStu]

The trouble with the Special Edition additions is that they all look out of place due to the dodgy '90s CGI. It makes it even harder to accept them when you're watching the films - they take you right out of the story for a moment because they generally don't match up with the rest of the action. It's ironic that the most dated parts of the original trilogy now are the upgrades George Lucas made to them twenty (+ 17 + 14) years after they first came out.

Yup. As they trundle into Mos Eisley, everything, including the sand, has that shitty glossy CGI feel.

[Steven]

Midnight Ren

[Jug McKenzie]

The Poe Decameron

Windu Finn the Whillows.

[Don Wiskerando]

Ren of Our Dinosaurs is Missing.

[SeanR]

That's impossible, even for a computer that wore tennis shoes

[macosx]

The HIls Have Ree-Yees

[Steven]

Kylo and Stitch

[makkuwata]

How can you have gone back to puns now that we finally have the first official poster.

So much nuance.

[Steven]

Day of the Jakkule

[Jumble Jumble]

No episode number at all. Good.

[SeanR]

there's a picture of darth vader in the stars...

[makkuwata]

They're obviously holding back the traditional style poster until their PR rollout has revealed each of the characters featured, it's just silly that they've bothered to release this one at all. It's as if they expect some people going to the cinema in the next few months don't even know the movie exists. Which is not possible.

[Sabreman]

there's a picture of darth vader in the stars...

Hah. I'm not falling for that. I spent no more than... 20, maybe 30 seconds looking.

[jonamok]

You really can't see it?

[Steven]

I see a schooner.