Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[TehStu]

Silly question, but do you need iTunes to watch it, or is there some web interface version?

[makkuwata]

Pretty sure the internet will crash so it doesn't really matter.

[Glasgowchivas]

What time will this be online tomorrow? Are we expecting shitty cam versions a few hours before?

Slashfilm alluding to a 4pm UK time debut on iTunes, which is about an hour after the earliest L.A showing. Might just beat the bootleggers.

[SpagMasterSwift]

Could be fake...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1yoRL77kQs&feature=youtu.be

[Steven]

Looks like they've pulled it off.

[Harsin]

Blurry shot leaked from the trailer.

[SeanR]

Blurry shot leaked from the trailer.

[jonamok]

Goldenrod girls?

[Jug McKenzie]

[Lorfarius]

It's more like a parody porn title.

[Nespresso]

Any idea at what time the trailer (teaser?) will appear?

[Guest]

I like the title. Why does everyone think it's wrong? It gives a pretty solid glimpse of what the story is in three words, how's that a bad thing?

[Mogster]

I've warmed to it a lot. I think the initial weirdness was down to it simply being a new Star Wars title.

I can't wait for the trailer to arrive. Even if the film sucks, the trailer's bound to be good and I can live in hope for a while. I've got a really good feeling about this though.

[Jg15]

Oh god its like 1998/99 all over again. I just hope this film isn't a disappointment like Phantom Menace was especially after all of the build up that film had.

Saying that, without Lucas behind the helm, I have more faith that this will be ok.

[SpagMasterSwift]

I just hope that the trailer has a bit of meat on its bones and they don't nerf it just to try and chill people and the hype out a bit...cos thats what Hollywood does, right?

Today is going to be one for the history books people!

[Harsin]

The trailer reveals that people are getting bored with the Jedi so they decide to create a hybrid super-Jedi made from Darth Vader, Yoda and a Rancor, with dire consequences.

[glb]

And Burt Macklin is seen riding a speeder bike alongside a pack of wampas.

[Broker]

They already said they're not basing it on the existing EU stuff.

[Jug McKenzie]

Today is going to be one for the history books people!

[rubberducker]

Trailer due @ 10:15 EST so 15:15 GMT I guess.....

Its going to be long day....and then the internet is going to crash.

[Harsin]

If the trailer comes out and we don't notice because we're making puns instead, I will consider it rllmuk's proudest day.

[Jumble Jumble]

How about TFA anagrams?

Star Wars: A New Sack Thereof.

[Lag]

Earache Fest Wonk

A Sachet Foreknew

Teacake Fresh Now

Carafe Sweet Honk

New Fresh Oatcake

Caftan Week Heros

Karate Wench Foes

Fatwa Choke Sneer

Faeces Tweak Horn

[SpagMasterSwift]

Star Wars VII: Karate Wench Foes

Now this I would see.

[Alex W.]

"A Sachet Foreknew" could actually be the subtitle of a new Pot Noodle themed instalment.

[Darren]

Fresh Teacake Now

"I love the smell of blue milk in the morning"

[Jumble Jumble]

I was kind of hoping for titles that were somehow relevant to Star wars.

Star Wars: Each Ewok Fartens.

Look, if you're allowed "awakens" then I'm allowed "fartens".

[Alex W.]

Goodness, Jumble! Such a fartening in your breeches!

[Don Wiskerando]

Ken, throw a faeces.

[Alex W.]

"Thane's Ewok Farce"