Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[Space Renegade Ulala]

When I first saw it, I thought she said "many boffins" and had visions of a squad of Tefal men lead by Clive Sinclair creeping around a Star Destroyer or something.

[Alex W.]

If your whole race are known as spies, wouldn't that make you all terrible spies? It'd be like trying to get a job in food service as a Morlock.

[b00dles]

"I might be a Bothan but I'm not a spy unlike the rest of my race, I just want a job as an intern in the Death Star"

[Alex W.]

#notallbothans

[Jug McKenzie]

On 23/10/2014 at 17:57, The-Pope-Smokes-Dope! said:

 

[Hanzo the Razor]

I like that it has the disclaimer "Fantasy scene"!

[Jug McKenzie]

http://i.imgur.com/RKBgwVF.gif

Here we go again! (from the teaser trailer, apparently.)

[Sabreman]

There's lens flare in that GIF

[Jug McKenzie]

On 22/11/2014 at 23:30, Sabreman said:

 

[Goose]

/film are stating the trailer will be online this week, probably on Thanksgiving.

[Hanzo the Razor]

http://www.starwarsunderworld.com/2014/11/source-force-awakens-gif-footage-uk.html

It's very similar to the shot of Slave 1 firing towards the screen in AOTC. That could have been used and modified.

[Glasgowchivas]

The Falcon has the rectangular array, as spotted in the set pics that we're scooped earlier in the year; I think that .gif is legit.

[Hanzo the Razor]

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/when-will-we-see-our-first-ep-vii-teaser-trailer-and-what-do-you-expect-to-see-in-it.50020622/page-94#post-51963647

See for yourselves. The blaster shots are practically the same.

[Steven]

There's a guy who's already said it's his mock up based on a trailer description.

[Sponge]

Plus it looks very amateurish.

[Mogster]

Speaking of Rebels, it seems to be getting better every week. The two parter that's just been on was great! All the main characters are a million times more interesting than anyone in Clone Wars or the prequels, and they've enjoyed a good amount of development as the show's gone on. It's made me quite optimistic about the new movies.

[JohnC]

The trailer is coming to just a handful of US cinemas on Friday

[Glasgowchivas]

Slashfilm reporting that the first Star Wars spin off film will be a heist movie, centering on a bunch of Rebel-hired Bounty Hunters stealing the Death Star plans.

No mention of Bothans though.

[TehStu]

The Bothans hired the BHs but then couldn't afford to pay them, and they all died trying to off the BHs. The janitor picked up a jiffy bag labeled "Ms. M. Mothma, c/o Rebel Alliance" and popped it in the mail.

The only thing that doesn't now fit is the whole EU super spy bothan guff.

[Goose]

Trailer confirmed for Friday - http://www.slashfilm.com/j-j-abrams-star-wars-trailer-friday/

[Spacehost]

Slashfilm reporting that the first Star Wars spin off film will be a heist movie, centering on a bunch of Rebel-hired Bounty Hunters stealing the Death Star plans.

No mention of Bothans though.

Poor Manny Bothans and his all-star team of bounty hunters, he's been written out of the history books.

[Sponge]

Manny was involved in obtaining information leading to the second Death Star attack, so he wouldn't get a namecheck in this movie.

Also, please no Boba Fett.

[Mr Cochese]

Of course there'll be Boba Fett. There's almost enough left for a tiny espresso in the cow.

[makkuwata]

In a few days time we'll see a few vague silhouettes of Han in a trenchcoat holding up a blaster, an angry looking Luke with a craggly beard, R2/3P0 looking like R2/3P0 and we'll all be unable to comment because we'll be drowning in jizz.

[Nespresso]

And then more puns happen...

[SeanR]

puns leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

[Sponge]

Of course there'll be Boba Fett. There's almost enough left for a tiny espresso in the cow.

Oh I know, it's unavoidable, but he's so shit.

[TehStu]

Nope, sorry, all Mandalorians are ace. I'm going to read the Republic Commando novels again to prove it.

[TehStu]

Slashfilm reporting that the first Star Wars spin off film will be a heist movie, centering on a bunch of Rebel-hired Bounty Hunters stealing the Death Star plans.

No mention of Bothans though.

Hang on, you twp. They're on about the plans for the first one, which end up with Leia. So, this spin off is technically a prequel.

[Jumble Jumble]

Of course there'll be Boba Fett. There's almost enough left for a tiny espresso in the cow.

Sorry to be anal but what? There's no milk in an espresso. A macchiato maybe?

That aside though, I do like the joke so have possed it accordingly.