Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[SeanR]

Still don't get how a person can fit inside c3po. Especially the head.

it's huge

[Jug McKenzie]

Alas, poor Oric.

[Nick R]

Alas, poor Oric.

(I have this book! It's very quaint. Scans of some of its pages here.)

[Jug McKenzie]

2-1B or not 2-1B?

Blast it Wedge, wherefore art thou?

Corelliananus.

[SeanR]

[Space Renegade Ulala]

Somehow I'd completely forgotten about Threepio and am suddenly crushingly annoyed that we're going to have to put up with yet more of his tedious shit mincing about being whiny and annoying.

Can't we swap him out for a spare IG-88 unit instead?

[ZOK]

Macbothan

[jonamok]

The Merry Wives of Windu.

[Jug McKenzie]

C-3PO, that this too, too Sullust flesh would melt, Thrawn and resolve itself into a Windu.

[SeanR]

But, soft! what lightsaber through yonder windu breaks?

[Jug McKenzie]

Is this a Dagobah which I see before me?

[K]

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Bib Fortuna.

[Space Renegade Ulala]

What a piece of work is a protocol droid! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of mechanicals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? C3P0 delights not me. No, nor R2-D2 either.

[K]

LUKE: A hit, a very palpable hit!

HAN: Great, kid! Don't get cocky.

[makkuwata]

Shakespeare doesn't make puns high art.

[SeanR]

The law of averages, if I have got this right means that if six monkeys were thrown up in the air long enough they would land on their tails about as often as they would land on their... Heads.

never tell me the odds!

[Jug McKenzie]

Shakespeare doesn't make puns high R2.

Fixedeth.

[makkuwata]

never tell me the odds!

"The odds" are that our childhood fantasies are being realised in front of us and people are being super dumb.

[Harsin]

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so, apart from Prometheus.

[Jug McKenzie]

"The odds" are that our childhood fantasies are being realised in front of us and people are being super dumb.

J.J. Abrams tweets video of the Millennium Falcon.

Is that better?

[JohnC]

The Goddamn Batman

[NoVisAnima]

Considering the events of the lego movie that's quite apt.

[Smitty]

J.J. Abrams tweets video of the Millennium Falcon.

Is that better?

Yeah Abrams, beat that dead horse. Beat it hard.

[smac]

Shakespeare doesn't make puns high art.

Actually, he does; he's famous for it.

[ZOK]

SIR ANDREW

But it becomes me well enough, does ’t not?

SIR TOBY BELCH

Excellent; it hangs like flax on a distaff; and I

hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs

and Bespin it off.

[Steven]

[Exit, pursued by a wookie]

[Jug McKenzie]

Actually, he does; he's famous for it.

The highlight of teaching Hamlet is the bit about "country matters".

[Jug McKenzie]

Yeah Abrams, beat that dead horse. Beat it hard.

But Smitty, at least for the first few seconds of that video you must have felt just a little bit of a tingle... surely?

[Wiper]

Actually, he does; he's famous for it.

That and innuendo. Get thee to a nunnery, indeed! Ol' Shakey's all about the low-brow humour.

[Alex W.]

D2! D2! Wherefore R2 thou D2?

Great idea.