Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[makkuwata]

Maybe I'll just start making a game of talking about why each specific pun is terrible. Tailor made criticism. Let's begin here: That was shit.

[SpagMasterSwift]

So's your yakface

[Hanzo the Razor]

Comfortably Nien Numb

I did that one months ago. Can't be arsed to find it. It was in among a load of Pink Floyd ones.

Also Nien Nunb.

[Aloha Snackbar]

Baboushhka

[makkuwata]

So's your yakface

What is this? That's terrible. That's what it is. There was another terrible pun but I'm on my phone.

[Fury4k]

I thought you criticism was going to be tailor made. So far it's just been shit.

[Aloha Snackbar]

I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Ugnaughts.

[Nick R]

Do The Harlem Bring My Shuttle

[Distinct muttering]

I fucking hate this thread.

[macosx]

Hate leads to suffering Hean.

Don't go down that path.

[And]

Mace Mace Baby

[Uncle Mike]

Windu can't touch this

Nothing compares to Dooku

R2D2 Unlimited - No Limits

[Jug McKenzie]

I fucking hate this thread.

I used to, but I've learned to love it.

Have we had Blowin' in the Windu yet?

[Aloha Snackbar]

Lando Confusion

[Mr. Gerbik]

Jedi Mind Tricks

[Mr. Gerbik]

"Han" by Luke Shady ft. Greedo

Dear Mister I'm- too-good-to-call-or-write-my-fans

This'll be the last message I ever send your ass

We made an empire fall and still no call - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last holomessages; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my hologram I'm sending you, I hope you see it

I'm in the Falcon right now, doing 9000 in the milkyway

Hey Luke, I drank a fifth of bacta, You dare me to drive?

You know this song by Phil Collins 'In the Carbonite'

About that guy who could have saved that other guy from freezing?

But didn't, then Phil saw it all, at Jabba's disguised and sneaking

That's exactly how this is, you could have rescued me from freezing

Now it's too late - I drank a bacta tank and now I'm heaving

And all I wanted was a lousy hologram or call

I hope you know, I have your hand because I saw it fall

I loved you Luke, we could have been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

See Luke [Chewie sound] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk

Hey Luke, that's Chewbacca screaming in the trunk

He was babysitting and I just tied him up - see I ain't like you

'Cause if he hits a moon he'll suffer more and then he'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm at the Death Star now

Oh shit! I forgot! How am I supposed to send this shit out?

[SMD]

Clair de ceci n'est pas une Lune

[Harsin]

Hooked on a Bad Feeling About This

[SeanR]

A Jedi knight at the opera

A day at the pod races

[Nick R]

[Harsin]

Bad Lieutenant: Exhaust Port of Call - New Orleans

[jonamok]

Rock Me Amidala.

[SMD]

Hoth for Teacher

[dismembo]

Message in a Bothan

[Gorf King]

A day at the pod races

Tie Your Mothma Down

[DocG]

Dat audio cue.

[squirtle]

NymphomaniAt-At.

Can we have games?

the Admiral AckBard's Tale.

[Harsin]

Born to Alderaan

[Jumble Jumble]

Tomb Vader.

[Don Wiskerando]

Mister Windu