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TVs Biggest Mistakes


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Imagine if everything stopped. Imagine if human's no longer created anything or made anything or did anything. Basically imagine nothing new was ever invented ever again. Imagine a million years pass and imagine how fucking bored we'd all be. Now imagine someone was like, "what can we do with all these old movies and TV shows to make them interesting again?" and someone was like "We could make a show about everytime we've spotted the tip of a boom mic? Or when someone's holding a glass and it swaps hands between scenes or when a door number doesn't match up to the address being read out loud by the actor" and they're like "nah that's a shit idea"

Imagine an all-of-time human to-do list. TV's biggest mistakes would be at the bottom of that list.

Move this to the TV folder and I will slit your throat.

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Imagine if everything stopped. Imagine if human's no longer created anything or made anything or did anything. Basically imagine nothing new was ever invented ever again. Imagine a million years pass and imagine how fucking bored we'd all be. Now imagine someone was like, "what can we do with all these old movies and TV shows to make them interesting again?" and someone was like "We could make a show about everytime we've spotted the tip of a boom mic? Or when someone's holding a glass and it swaps hands between scenes or when a door number doesn't match up to the address being read out loud by the actor" and they're like "nah that's a shit idea"

Imagine an all-of-time human to-do list. TV's biggest mistakes would be at the bottom of that list.

Move this to the TV folder and I will slit your throat.

I could not agree more.

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I thought Simon Webbe was that soldier guy who got torched during the Falklands? Or was that Simon Wiesenthal? I forget.

Anyway, shows that tedious and deprsssing could only have James May as a presenter. A man so grindingly dull he makes sawdust look glamorous and exciting.

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I'd much rather watch a show called 'TV's Biggest Cunts' which was a parade of photos of all the people sad and boring enough to write to someone pointing out minor technical mistakes on other TV shows, rather than spending their time doing anything else on the entire planet.

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