Ultra Street Fighter IV

[joffocakes]

Oh god, I have memories of a Street Fighter II VHS that came free with a magazine. It had Guile's re-dizzy combo on it and the two guys talking really really liked Guile. I can't remember if that was Rignall.

Also I like my Guile like I like my women: ones who charge.

Is it this one?

[Camel]

Oh god, I have memories of a Street Fighter II VHS that came free with a magazine.

I still have that. I have never watched it.

I like my women like I like my Guile - obsessed with charlie.

[mayor_mike_haggar]

I like my guile how I like my women: constantly walking away from me into a corner.

Also I think there was some guy in America who was basically the best SF2 player ever with guile. He stopped at ST because he hated supers, but even in SF2:CE, when bison was essentially broken and had touch of death combos, he would always win with guile. Or something.

So basically a precursor to hegg.

[joeplus]

Oh man I can't youtube at work but if that's the video I am so happy with the internet.

[carlito]

Yeah it was Gary Harrod and Julian Rignall, both were pretty beast at SF2 back when Ken's four hit fierce with the standing fierce dragon punch two-in-one was consider NASA grade combo science.

I like my woman like I like my Guile. Overpowered and knocked out after failing to stop me getting in.

[Camel]

I like my guile how I like my women: constantly walking away from me into a corner.

hahahaha. Best one yet.

[jiroczech]

I like my women to be guileless.

[Qazimod]

I like my women how I like opposing Guiles: dizzy.

[Camel]

I like my Guile how I like my women - fighting Mexicans at drive-ins.

[joffocakes]

I like my women like I like my Guile: wasting tedious amounts of time at mirrors.

[cale]

I ragequit Nate Dogg's house yesterday. Possibly one of my lowest moments. Similar to that time I fed bacon to a pig.

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[imp]

Dude, that's pretty dark. Never shave, lest I see your true face under that hirsute mask.

[cale]

I didn't really feed bacon to a pig! Who do you think I am? Carlito?

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[imp]

Head down, legs up, that's the way we like flash kicks.

[imp]

I didn't really feed bacon to a pig! Who do you think I am? Carlito?

Yeah, of course, that was silly of me! You don't even use Guile!

[joffocakes]

I remember we had a six player tournament thing going on the SNES version of Killer Instinct back in the year it came out and it was my mate Paddy's turn against some kid James I vaguely knew, and it was expected to be a guaranteed win for Paddy to get him on level pegging with me. I ended up giving James a spare controller to hold and fake pressing buttons on while I played with the real one behind my back, laughing at Paddy's increasingly swolen, reddening rage-face. When I KO'd him with a nice off-the-roof finish he squealed with rage and smashed the controller he was using over James head about six times. An R button came off and my mum chucked us all out of the house.

Is that what happened with you, Cale?

You should have read Donut's post more thoroughly.

[Meers]

You'd be better off getting a Madcatz fightpad.

Really? I'll look into it, thanks for replying.

[carlito]

C-C-C-CONTROL BREAKER!!!

[imp]

Tell us some stories about TKO RIMZ uncle Carlos!

[hegg]

I messaged a Guile player a couple of weeks ago for being a dry bastard. I can't remember who I was playing as, but he went Guile and stayed back and did the uber- dry Guile thing. No offense, no combos, nothing. It was really quite an eye-opener, I see what everyone means about him in certain hands. I, of course, don't play anything like that though...right? I move forward and everything!

I said something like "you give us Guile players a bad name". He didn't reply.

And whenever I watch an imstilldadaddy replay a part of me dies, because, well, he's pretty dry too.

[imp]

It's okay Heggmond, Dee-Jay is far worse than Guile.

[carlito]

Once apon a time I played him and he did not win.

It was a long time ago when men dared to dream and wishes really could come true if you believed in them enough.

I like to think to that as the KO screen came up, he took off his crown of thunder and let his firey demon hands lie flat apon his joystick forged of children's screams and smiled to himself."You cunt Dollores" he might have said "You cheap fucking cunt"

More likely his mum just told him to go to bed and that playing games till his eyes hurt wouldn't help him make any friends at school.

[mayor_mike_haggar]

I'm pretty sure hegg once got a 2-hit combo on me with an ex sonic boom.

[hegg]

I'm pretty sure hegg once got a 2-hit combo on me with an ex sonic boom.

I'll remember this Haggar.

[Camel]

I wouldn't worry Haggar. Hegg is a Guile player. He'll soon back-down.

[mayor_mike_haggar]

Even if I never beat you again, I still managed to accidentally perfect you with viper. That alone will allow me to sleep at night.

[mayor_mike_haggar]

The fact that this clearly enraged you and you nearly double perfected my in response is completely beside the point.

[Lyrical Donut]

I like my women like Guile taunt #4.

TOOO EASY

I checked out Pokemon Type Wild on a keyboard last night, it's all very slick isn't it? Apparently it can be played over t'internet with other people on the internet.

[imp]

I've just noticed that if you say Nate 'n Cale in a geordie accent it sounds like beer can nightingale. There you go, X Tekken team name, on the house.

[carlito]

If you say "Dollores" with your eyes closed fairies kiss you.