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I have Xbox live, although I don't actually own any Live-enabled games at the moment (partly because I'm skint-as-fuck and also because I don't think it'll work through our Uni network) but add me to your list anyway as I'm sure I'll be online sometime soon.

Oh, I'm gay too, but I think most people knew that already :lol:

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Elmo singing stirs my loins

oooooohhh baby i love ya way.... every day you fucking shit face

But those words don't go with the tune at all.

'...every day you fuck my face' works better.

I. am. elmo.

NEVER correct elmo

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Elmo singing stirs my loins

oooooohhh baby i love ya way.... every day you fucking shit face

But those words don't go with the tune at all.

'...every day you fuck my face' works better.

I. am. elmo.

NEVER correct elmo

Elmo. Shmelmo.

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But those words don't go with the tune at all.

'...every day you fuck my face' works better.

I. am. elmo.

NEVER correct elmo

I hesitate to contradict you Elmo, but I prefer 'fuck my face' as well. Better pace and rhythm you see. Geet, you're clearly a man of impeccable taste. Care to fuck my face?

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But those words don't go with the tune at all.

'...every day you fuck my face' works better.

I. am. elmo.

NEVER correct elmo

I hesitate to contradict you Elmo, but I prefer 'fuck my face' as well. Better pace and rhythm you see. Geet, you're clearly a man of impeccable taste. Care to fuck my face?

You're obviously a girl with a name like that so yeah why not?

See what I did there?

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But those words don't go with the tune at all.

'...every day you fuck my face' works better.

I. am. elmo.

NEVER correct elmo

I hesitate to contradict you Elmo, but I prefer 'fuck my face' as well. Better pace and rhythm you see. Geet, you're clearly a man of impeccable taste. Care to fuck my face?

yes...

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I was playing mm3 once, and this american guy heard me say "bloody hell" and took the piss by saying (in a fucking terrible attempt at an English accent) "Oh bloody hell, god save the queen, and all that gay shit".

i.e. anyone with an english accent is "gay". I sent him some negative feedback for being such a cock. Ha.

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