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The Alan Partridge Thread

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The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!

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Now, 'LILM ' -- Lessons In Life Management -- is a business presentation I originally did for Amstrad. It was so successful, I developed it for Findus... and it's just snowballed from there.

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(To dictaphone) Sack Lynn for being unloyal – disloyal, and for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer. And sack her for being an absolute idiot, and inefficient. Then, can you call Bill Oddie and

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I see you have your big plate, Mr Partridge.

Hello can I speak to Fernando Partridge please, good grief you sound tired out, hang on, are you in bed with a woman? Honestly, you should take her to an owl sanctuary- hello? Hello?

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