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[JPL]

1 hour ago, Kevvy Metal said:

irrate. 

Perfect!

[JPL]

18 minutes ago, Kevvy Metal said:

 

They're aren't enough r's I could add to that word to express how low, pathetic and infuriating your moronic troll-goading is, in this thread and everywhere else.

Also, with the silly ban on swearing, I can't rightly tell you where to go without eating a ban so I'm afraid you're going to have to use your imagination.   

Eh? I thought you did it on purpose to rile people up, as you'd just been saying. I was just laughing along with you. Sorry dude.

[Kevvy Metal]

5 minutes ago, JPL said:

Eh? I thought you did it on purpose to rile people up, as you'd just been saying. Sorry dude.

 

No, it was a real spelling mistake... as I was being "open and vulnerable" about it -as they would say- it felt a bit raw. 

I interpreted this as a dig at even more spelling mistakes, if not then I do apologise. 

[K]

It did look as though it was a deliberate error, given the context.

[Kevvy Metal]

21 minutes ago, K said:

It did look as though it was a deliberate error, given the context.

 

I should have maybe claimed it was deliberate! I shall delete my antagonistic post as it looks like I was mistaken. 

[Fry Crayola]

@Kevvy Metal, just want to apologise if my picky post (which, in true Muphry's Law style, had a typo) felt like a needle. It wasn't my intention and it's easy to forget that a light hearted joke might not feel like one from the other side, so I'm sorry.

[Kevvy Metal]

2 hours ago, Fry Crayola said:

@Kevvy Metal, just want to apologise if my picky post (which, in true Muphry's Law style, had a typo) felt like a needle. It wasn't my intention and it's easy to forget that a light hearted joke might not feel like one from the other side, so I'm sorry.

That’s ok! Thank you for taking the time to say so. I’m a little delicate when it come to spelling & grammar but that’s just from years of dealing with it not being perfect. But yes! Thanks. 

[Ninja Doctor]

Do you too want to go get a room?

 

 

*intentional typo put in just to irk the grammar nazis.

[Xevious]

On 07/02/2023 at 23:19, Ninja Doctor said:

the grammar nazi's.

 

FTFY

[Nobuo's Organ]

Here's @biglime showing the young team how to work the controls (23:55 if the embed messes up)

 

 

[ZOK]

Consolevania is still going?!

[Nick_L]

Done! (on Series X)

 

 

Still plays really well, it's great with an Xbox controller. Not sure how I managed this on N64 back in the day

 

Hardest 00 Agent Levels:

1. Aztec (Obvs)

2. Control

3. Train

4. Bunker 2

 

Might go back and get the rest of the cheats to close out some achievements - really enjoyed it!

[Popo]

I was holding myself to a high standard with this - it’s done when you’ve finished all levels on 00 Agent - but then I came completely unstuck on Train, and that’s made me not want to go back again. 
 

Maybe I’ll just try to finish Egyptian on Agent, which I think is the only level I haven’t completed yet on any difficulty. 
 

Interesting to see one Martin Hollis pop up in this month’s Dispatches, decrying the quality of the NSO emulated port and wishing for a more thoughtful remaster - presumably hinting at the almost finished, never to be released 360 version. Hopefully Metroid Prime Remastered was more to his liking. 

[merrychan]

On 09/02/2023 at 08:03, Nobuo's Organ said:

Here's @biglime showing the young team how to work the controls (23:55 if the embed messes up)

 

 

This is absolutely perfect

[Nick_L]

8 hours ago, Popo said:

I was holding myself to a high standard with this - it’s done when you’ve finished all levels on 00 Agent - but then I came completely unstuck on Train, and that’s made me not want to go back again. 
 

 

Train is a tough one for sure - key is to try and get through the first two rooms without taking any damage, and getting a shot at Xenia in the final room which gives you more time for Natalya to crack the password. 

 

The entire game is pretty basic when it comes to enemy AI etc, they always spawn in the same place and follow the same pattern. If you take the time to memorize the level layouts and where enemies spawn/sit you can get through most of the game pretty easily, even on 00 Agent. There are plenty of opportunities to lure enemies back to a spot where you can take cover and easily headshot them.

[Popo]

1 hour ago, Nick_L said:

 

Train is a tough one for sure - key is to try and get through the first two rooms without taking any damage, and getting a shot at Xenia in the final room which gives you more time for Natalya to crack the password. 

 

The entire game is pretty basic when it comes to enemy AI etc, they always spawn in the same place and follow the same pattern. If you take the time to memorize the level layouts and where enemies spawn/sit you can get through most of the game pretty easily, even on 00 Agent. There are plenty of opportunities to lure enemies back to a spot where you can take cover and easily headshot them.

 

So you need to shoot Ourumov first, then Xenia, but before the shutter comes down? I'm breaking out in a cold sweat just thinking about it. 

[Nick_L]

2 minutes ago, Popo said:

 

So you need to shoot Ourumov first, then Xenia, but before the shutter comes down? I'm breaking out in a cold sweat just thinking about it. 

 

Yep

 

If you walk into the room slowly then sidestep to the right, you can get an angle on both of them without shooting Natalya in the face. 

 

At least you get a bit of a break with Jungle next before you have to deal with Control

[Nick_L]

Actually done now I've unlocked all the cheats:

 

 

Hardest cheats to unlock (IMO):

 

1. Caverns

2. Facility

3. Train

 

Would go for the multiplayer achievements just to get to 1000/1000 but I haven't got any friends so this will have to do 

[gossi the dog]

Old games were awful in how they treated you. I failed the second level for walking out before blowing up the vats. Tried again, blew them up but hadn’t finished the scripted conversation with 006 before walking through the door. What absolute nonsense.