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No replies to my post about the free Loose Joints compilation from the end of last months thread so I thought I'd up a few tracks individually for you guys to check out.

01 - Hi-Res - Thisworld.mp3 - 5.61MB

03 - Mike Slott - Boxed In _feat. DistantStarr_.mp3 - 7.12MB

05 - Devon - Hold Up Zelda.mp3 - 2.34MB

07 - Black Spade - A Lil Taste _feat. Coultrain_.mp3 - 5.99MB

Full album here: http://www.freshselects.net/freshselectsloosejoints

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Relapse is fucking hysterical. Loving it so far.

[Verse 1]

I was born with a dick in my brain

Yea fucked in the head

My step-father said that I sucked in the bed

'Til one night he snuck in and said

We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed

"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"

After I fuck you in the butt, get some head

Bust a nut, get some rest

The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"

The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared

He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead

Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset

Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck

I bet you he's faking it

I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get

I'll go handle this of course unless you object

Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head

[Chorus]

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? No, he's insane

[Verse 2]

You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off

I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off

Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop

Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong

That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong

Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn

And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on

Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off

Everything except his tank top and his training bra

Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog

Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?

Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?

Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)

Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?

Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching

Burp belch and go back for a second helping

Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?

I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me

Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping

Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!

What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!

Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being

No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing

I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see

I only get naked when the babysitter tells me

She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street

But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey

Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene

[Chorus]

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No replies to my post about the free Loose Joints compilation from the end of last months thread so I thought I'd up a few tracks individually for you guys to check out.

01 - Hi-Res - Thisworld.mp3 - 5.61MB

03 - Mike Slott - Boxed In _feat. DistantStarr_.mp3 - 7.12MB

05 - Devon - Hold Up Zelda.mp3 - 2.34MB

07 - Black Spade - A Lil Taste _feat. Coultrain_.mp3 - 5.99MB

Full album here: http://www.freshselects.net/freshselectsloosejoints

I cant really get into all that wonky stuff, ive tried but its not funky enough for me, I NEED DAT FUNK!

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I love Eminem when he raps from his dark side. While his 'funny' songs are normally catchy, I don't feel they're worthy of his talent, and they generally annoy me. 3am is great. And the video superb.

I don't venture into the Hip Hop threads, and I'm not sure why. I fucking love Hip Hop. I have to admit though, I've not gave it much love lately, and in the last year or so, my tastes have gone really commercial. I've grabbed a couple of mixtapes from this thread though, and listened to a few things on YT, and I'm liking what I hear. I'll stick around I think.

And I'm not sure what you folks make of Clipse, but ever since '01 they've probably been my favorite rappers since...I don't know, ages. However, I've even let them slip, and I only have Lord Willin', and the not as good album Hell Hath No Fury. I also downloaded two of the Re Up Gang mixtapes, and I wasn't that excited by them. Till The Casket Drops will be out this year, and I've only just got the mixtape Road To Till The Casket Drops.

What do you guys think, hot or not?

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I love Eminem when he raps from his dark side. While his 'funny' songs are normally catchy, I don't feel they're worthy of his talent, and they generally annoy me.

Totally agree with you, and that is why in my opinion Stay wide awake has to be the best tune on Relapse. It's sick in every sense of the word. I have it on constant rewind and I must say it is a bad ass tune and I really love his flow on this joint.

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Totally agree with you, and that is why in my opinion Stay wide awake has to be the best tune on Relapse. It's sick in every sense of the word. I have it on constant rewind and I must say it is a bad ass tune and I really love his flow on this joint.

I'll be getting it tomorow, so I look forward to hearing that :(

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Those stupid accents really grate on Relapse. It never annoyed me to this extent before, but it's fucking nauseous here. Still going on about his mom as well.

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Those stupid accents really grate on Relapse. It never annoyed me to this extent before, but it's fucking nauseous here. Still going on about his mom as well.

In just about every comment I hear about the album someone mentions the annoying accent he puts on. What's the deal with it then? I could understand him doing it in one or two of his silly songs, but to have it in something like 3am is no good.

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I don't want to get carried away just because it's the new shit, but this could replace The Marshall Mathers LP as my favourite Eminem Album ever.

He's as fucked up as ever, that's for sure :wacko:

Did I mention how much I loved the 3am video? Watching it in HD in all it's uncensored glory on YouTube was fucking brilliant. Who does wordplay like Em, seriously?

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Nothing can replace MMLP for me, I fucking love that shit. But yeah, it definitely makes up for Encore and the middle part of Eminem Show. It's on its 5th play now, still loving it.

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I don't want to get carried away just because it's the new shit, but this could replace The Marshall Mathers LP as my favourite Eminem Album ever.

He's as fucked up as ever, that's for sure :wacko:

Did I mention how much I loved the 3am video? Watching it in HD in all it's uncensored glory on YouTube was fucking brilliant. Who does wordplay like Em, seriously?

Hey RXander what did you think of Stay wide awake ? please share your thoughts.

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Hey RXander what did you think of Stay wide awake ? please share your thoughts.

Pretty fucking brilliant. Definately one of the best on the album. Haven't listened to it enough yet to decide if it's my very best.

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Can't comment on the accents because at the moment because I refuse to listen to anything else on the album apart from stay wide awake....bloody hell what a scary sinister track.

This is probably one of the gayest posts of the century, maybe even all time. I've probably made worse actually, but mine don't count.

stay wide awake

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