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The Escapist: Zero Punctuation


Jarik
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Hat off to the guy ( :P ), there were some corkin' verses in there.

Any pretence of freshness is gone

At the very outset of stage one

You escape your pursuers

Via underground sewers

So we start as we mean to go on

Your gun is of course your best friend

On which you must always depend

When you get into fights

You can look down the sights

And bullets come out of the end

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Seems like he really liked it, but he knows that his fans don't like it when he likes something so he had to nit-pick some trivial things. I certainly had no issues with the running or the gliding.

He was right about the re-use of Bosses though. It's like they used up all their creativity on the environments & puzzles so had none left for the boss fights.

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Prompted by him saying "in-dict-ment" this week, I just wanted to note incidentally that he has the interesting trait of clearly habitually reading a much more sophisticated register than he hears in spoken language, because his pronunciation of some low-frequency words is logged to how they're spelt. This is neither a good thing nor a bad thing, it just made me wonder if this is the case more often with THE INTERNET THESE DAYS.

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You'd have thought that abortion of a games show that he tried to launch would have put him off sticking his and his pals mugs in front of the camera, but obviously not.

If you fancy watch a halting stumbling holiday home video presented by a desperately uncomfortable geek and his unfunny mates then have I got the flash video for you this week.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...0-Washington-DC

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You'd have thought that abortion of a games show that he tried to launch would have put him off sticking his and his pals mugs in front of the camera, but obviously not.

If you fancy watch a halting stumbling holiday home video presented by a desperately uncomfortable geek and his unfunny mates then have I got the flash video for you this week.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...0-Washington-DC

Jesus. That's six minutes of my life I'll never get back.

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Yeah...sooo...errr ...Fuck off. We're ah...erm...yeah.

Infinity punctuation.

I got as far as him standing at the white house seconds into it.

He attempted to make a running joke of that but failed. It's sad that this really did show him up. Makes me wonder how much of a hand he had in putting this together, or whether they were going to do this for public consuption in the first place.

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